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That guy’s never in the office any more. You know he actually went on a vineyard tour and expensed it? The gently caress?!
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Dec 5, 2023 08:48
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I’m actually starting to think he isn’t actually married. He never brings her to the potlucks.
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Dec 5, 2023 08:55
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Ok so two pieces of fried chicken, chips, a can of coke, and a chicken sandwich with mayo.... What? That's your lunch order? Sure, you heard me didn't you? M-hmm, so I can go? Go go! Get out already, your bothering me kid. Alright I'll be back soon. There's just one more thing.. gently caress YOU COLUMBO!
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Dec 5, 2023 09:07
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Colombo can’t satisfy a woman. That’s why he’s restless and accusing people of random poo poo.
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Dec 5, 2023 09:38
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Jesus. Does he ever shower? He smells like year old rotten cabbage.
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Dec 5, 2023 10:02
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He shaves every hour and his face still looks like that
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Dec 5, 2023 10:08
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N. Senada posted:I’m actually starting to think he isn’t actually married. He never brings her to the potlucks. Well she was never exactly thin, I won't let her. I happen to like a woman ..well that's something else.
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Dec 5, 2023 10:10
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Ok so two pieces of fried chicken, chips, a can of coke, and a chicken sandwich with mayo.... Watch my hand, it's full of grease. This is my dinner. Would you like a piece of chicken?
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Dec 5, 2023 10:11
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Colombo can’t satisfy a woman. That’s why he’s restless and accusing people of random poo poo. I'm always getting you angry, it must be my accent or something.
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Dec 5, 2023 10:12
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Old one-eye Columbo stumbles into scene holding head and murmuring takes puffs from his smelly cigar. Toket paper is stuck on his shoe Beautiful woman eyes him up, licking her lips, “Hmm, what’s his name?”
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Gherkin Jerkin posted:Jesus. Does he ever shower? He smells like year old rotten cabbage. Well, it's better than a gallstone. Did ya ever have a gallstone ma'am?
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Dec 5, 2023 10:16
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I think Columbo knows I’m the one who threw up in his desk. He just ‘coincidentally’ was visiting the same Taco Bell/ drive thru liquor store I was on my lunch break
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Dec 5, 2023 10:16
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N. Senada posted:He shaves every hour and his face still looks like that I've had a haircut.
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Dec 5, 2023 10:18
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N. Senada posted:Old one-eye Columbo stumbles into scene holding head and murmuring takes puffs from his smelly cigar. Toket paper is stuck on his shoe The Name's Columbo, Lieutenant Columbo.
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Dec 5, 2023 10:20
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N. Senada posted:I think Columbo knows I’m the one who threw up in his desk. He just ‘coincidentally’ was visiting the same Taco Bell/ drive thru liquor store I was on my lunch break And THAT, sir... gives me GREAT PLEASURE INDEED, Sir!!!
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Dec 5, 2023 10:21
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Remember that time sarge made us all pretend Columbo’s wife died so he could arrest that one guy?
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Dec 5, 2023 10:23
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N. Senada posted:Remember that time sarge made us all pretend Columbo’s wife died so he could arrest that one guy? My wife's got no head for crime. We go to those whodunit movies. She always picks the wrong murderer. I want to tell you something. If my wife decided to murder me she could come up with a better alibi than you got.
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Dec 5, 2023 10:26
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“Columbo, please sir. I’m giving birth to my son” “Oh sorry ma’am it won’t be but just a minute. I hate to trouble you like this but do you mind if I use your phone. Don’t worry, it’s a local number. Hey there, Joe? You get the results back from the lab? Oh really? Infertile you say?” *camera cuts to woman looking nervous*
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Dec 5, 2023 10:28
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N. Senada posted:“Columbo, please sir. I’m giving birth to my son” You didn't go to a doctor. You came because the police instructed you. You didn't go to a hospital. You didn't even ask to have your stomach pumped.
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Dec 5, 2023 10:33
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More like Columbine, right? Talk about a trench coat mafia! Nah, he’s alright
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Dec 5, 2023 10:37
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Not many know this but Columbo is actually 3 small Columbos stacked on top of eachother in a trenchcoat.
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Dec 5, 2023 10:50
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The best Colombo episode was the one where he went undercover as a wrestling manager called Harry and had so much fun doing it he forgot to solve the case.
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Dec 5, 2023 10:51
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I stole Lieutenant Columbo's lunch from the communal fridge and he doesn't suspect a thing. In fact he's friendlier than ever and expressed great interest in a hobby I mentioned.
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Dec 5, 2023 12:05
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So we're like cops right? He solves crimes and people keep calling him Lieutenant. But he never uses a gun and don't think he even has a badge. Does he ever actual arrest anybody? I'm pretty sure we're cops though. What else would we be? Anybody know for sure?
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Dec 5, 2023 13:03
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Columbo you stupid gently caress
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bitterandtwisted posted:I stole Lieutenant Columbo's lunch from the communal fridge and he doesn't suspect a thing. In fact he's friendlier than ever and expressed great interest in a hobby I mentioned. Oh don't mind that, that's just my lunch, that doesn't mean anything.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:So we're like cops right? He solves crimes and people keep calling him Lieutenant. But he never uses a gun and don't think he even has a badge. Does he ever actual arrest anybody? I'm pretty sure we're cops though. What else would we be? Anybody know for sure? There's niceness in everyone. A little bit anyhow. You can take a cop's word for it. You're under arrest, sir.
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laserghost posted:Columbo you stupid gently caress laserghost, I made a very poor introduction of myself to you. I know that. I'm a stranger... I'm here to do something that's not very pleasant so I don't expect you to like me. But I have feelings too, laserghost. Now I'm sorry about being untidy. That's something that I can't control. That's a fault of mine that I, I, I don't know, I just can't correct that. I've tried many years. I'm just very untidy, that's my nature. But I've never been un-, I've never been rude to you, laserghost. And, and if you keep on treating me like an enemy just because I'm here... well, then, well then I think you're a very unfair person.
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I secretly take his rain coat to the dry cleaners and tell them to get all the wrinkles out. It returns even more wrinkled.
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Dec 5, 2023 14:43
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The whole precinct smells like egg farts thanks to Columbo eating nothing but a dozen hard-boiled eggs a day. I want to shoot myself in the locker room but he takes egg dumps in there and the smell is even worse.
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Dec 5, 2023 15:37
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Pinkly posted:The whole precinct smells like egg farts thanks to Columbo eating nothing but a dozen hard-boiled eggs a day. I want to shoot myself in the locker room but he takes egg dumps in there and the smell is even worse. That's an old problem with me sir - the way I keep... pushing... Someday, the whole sky's gonna light up... And that's gonna be the end of the world!
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Dec 5, 2023 15:54
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Now I ain't gonna name names, but one of our own showed up to the firing range and aced the test, then signed his name as Columbo. Said he got paid a fiver for his troubles. So I go through the good lieutenant's record and would you believe, not a single incident of shooting a minority? I'm telling you guys, he ain't one of us
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*hungrily eyeing the boiled egg Columbo brought to a crime scene*
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Listen, he says he wants Crazy Joe in a hole in the loving ground. He’s supposed to be at Umberto’s tomorrow night. Do him a loving favor.
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stops suddenly turns around wags finger Just one more question Mr So and So what did you say the name of whoever was? Heh just what a thought thank you. CASE SOLVED
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I've had just about enough of his lurid insinuations!
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Remember that time the deputy commissioner killed his wife and Columbo rented a whole drat apartment to catch him planting evidence in? The department didn't pay for that, did we?
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