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WHY IS HE STARING AT THE WAY I TIE MY SHOES
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Can you loving believe that he got his worthless dog a police commission just so he can bring that thing into whatever business he wants?
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Dec 6, 2023 06:09
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Hey Columbo, solve this one *fart* *sniff sniff* Smell's like a real whodunnit to me
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Dec 6, 2023 07:13
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Okay, hypothetically speaking, if Columbo solves a murder aboard a Pleasure Cruise in international waters does that count toward our clearance rate? I feel like we should figure that out before it happens again.
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Dec 6, 2023 07:19
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I just proof-read a report saying that he used his mob connections and threats to violence to force a confession out of a suspect in a closed restaurant. A confession only he heard. Judge has to be crazy for not throwing that one out, so how the gently caress are we supposed to get any evidence that actually sticks when the guy runs away?
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Dec 6, 2023 08:48
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Dec 6, 2023 11:04
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Huh? Columbo? I don’t think I… is he the guy that runs the food truck? What do you mean you can’t believe I don’t know who he… well, who is he? Scruffy guy… trench coat… cigars… um, hm, oh, wait, yeah! I think I’ve seen him around the office before, why? What do you mean he solves crimes? Is he supposed to? Wait, we’re cops?
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