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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
used books can be cool sometimes because it's interesting when people write little notes in the margins



this one is different



it's greg





it's all greg



over 131 pages there are 471 gregs

but there is an anomaly



i'm not sure i'll ever find the answer

is this a coded spy message? who is greg and what does he want? i haven't slept in weeks



because there are more out there...




















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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

any pics of greg on that fancy pentax, op?

this might be greg

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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I. M. Gei posted:

Eventually I ran out of Goosebumps and moved over to Fear Street, but those were awful and not nearly as fun to read. And then I discovered Redwall. :hellyeah:

the only redwall book i remember had the evil rat with the poison tail and the main mouse had to climb the abbey and beg birds to help fight his army. it was sick

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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Das Boo posted:

Say Cheese and Die is the honeymoon period with Greg, A Shocker on Shock Street is after he broke their heart. :smith:

looks like greg was going through some poo poo

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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MakaVillian posted:

Whoever it was that made those notes, we can be sure of 2 things: 1) They were a real rear end in a top hat marking up those books like that and 2) This person was/is probably a serial killer.

OP your job is now to track down this person and put them in jail where they likely belong. I expect to see some results from your investigation in 2 weeks.

he wrote his phone number on the back of the cover so if i was a weird little freak i probably could track him down and make him pay

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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IShallRiseAgain posted:

Its a recruitment number for Majestic 12.

the majestic 12 operates in the town 15 minutes away from mine because i recognise the landline prefix lol. i got the books at a thrift store 1 and a half hours away so greg was running from something

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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anyone mad at books being messed with, the other ones remain unmolested. if it makes you feel angrier, the blackout one is almost entirely teenage poetry

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:

Why are you buying used copies of your own work, OP?

i'm taking them back

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
when you think about it we'll all become ghost writers some day. but i am unaware of any such ghost writers in regards to the goosebumps franchise, nor would i be at liberty to disclose such knowledge if they did indeed exist

they're all weird and hosed up in their own way. there's one where the kid goes to a summer camp and is forced to shoot two girls defecting (north korea parallel??) but then it's revealed that it was training to see if the kid was ready to go on a mission to another planet. and that planet is... EARTH

there's also a couple that allude to something almost approaching romance if you're feeling a little spicy

breaking kayfabe i can genuinely and completely unironically talk about goosebumps for hours. it shaped my entire fascination with horror as an artistic subject in creating everything from short stories to photography to painting to filmmaking. it's infecting others, my 7 year old son started a ghost hunting club at school and it sounds serious. he made nametags and a ouija board out of cardboard it's adorable

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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Croccers posted:

Are ghost orbs in photos still a thing?

he's gotten obsessed with those TOP 5 GHOST VIDEOS on youtube which i think is fine as long as we watch them together and in each one i explain the ways they could be logically explained. he doesn't fall for the orb bullshit. when i was a kid though our school took a field trip to this ancient graveyard in the middle of nowhere newfoundland and all the graves were of kids who died all at the same time. i took pics and there were GHOST ORBS and i was freaking out. some kid's foot sunk into one of the graves too, it was sick. i don't know why we went there.

i've been flipping through the poetry collection and it's quite something

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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i'm dead. dead serious about going to horrorland

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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R.L. Stine posted:


over 131 pages there are 471 gregs




this is hosed..

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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Time_pants posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a full-blown House of Leaves situation on our hands.

developing schizophrenia as i obsessively analyze and document the gregson record

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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he'll come back. he always does

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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imagine 4 gregs on the edge of a cliff

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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i have used cutting edge technology to approximate what Greg may look like today

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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what the...

R.L. Stine fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Dec 10, 2023

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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want to post more passages from the Epic of Gregamesh but in a tasteful way so as to not further embarrass some stranger. but they shouldn't have let mom put their art in a thrift shop in the first place

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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why did you have to sue

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

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lol guess who played Greg in the 1996 tv episode. ryan gosling, baby. a clue...?

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