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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Welcome once again to SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!

Tonight, the moment you've all been waiting for, more NFCE bullshit!

It's the Philadelphia Eagles!





Vs the Dallas "gently caress the" Cowboys!





I have nothing positive to say about the Cowboys. gently caress 'em. Go Birds.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm still hung over from last night's birthday shenanigans.

Waiting for the wings I ordered from Fusion Curry Pizza to reheat.

Until then, may this game end in a tie.

I can live with that if its an interesting tie. Like, 33-33.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





MoaM posted:

Not gonna post what everyone else is posting wrt Dallas.

Good vibes only from me towards Texas.

That's okay. If you can't say gently caress the Cowboys, I'll say it extra for you. It's a wonderful model based on soundness and kindness.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?







I made homemade pretzel sticks for tonight. They're good!

E: also a rum and coke for pregame but I'm gonna have a beer in a minute. Probably a Mad Elf.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Dec 11, 2023

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Elephanthead posted:

Am I too late? gently caress the Cowboys!

It's never too late for a gently caress the cowboys.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Fat Mike's appendix burst out of him like the alien from Alien and flipped everyone off and said in a tiny cute squeaky voice "gently caress the Cowboys" and then slithered off into Jerryworld where it's been growing and mutating and will soon kill Jerry Jones.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Eagles you ain't gonna win like this.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





:sigh:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Lol Cowboys.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Nice penalty

For idiots

Bitch

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The only good Dallas

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Smith!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Oh ffs

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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bean mom posted:

DO YOU WANNA DIIIIIIE

This should replace "HERE WE GOOOOO"

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Black Lighter posted:

About 19 inches probably

We need a measurement. Put Bryce Young next to it.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





euphronius posted:

Is it possible the eagles miss the playoffs if they lose out ?

They finish with Giants/Cards/Giants, I can't see them losing out even with the defense sucking and the offense kinds erratic.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





MoaM posted:

Flag for what?...

That was some weak poo poo.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Cowboys heard the eagles had the refs in their corner and came up with a better offer.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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I am absolutely amazed that there was no flag there and not because there should be one.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Hmmm, third and short....

...WHATEVER WILL THEY DO!?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Can we please run sometimes?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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:lol: gently caress YEAH PUNTER PASS

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Ugh. You gotta catch that.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Chevy: one day your brain will.fizz away and you will die.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





MoaM posted:

I don't understand the Eagles, but I'm sure it's a simpler answer than what I'm seeing rn.

Offense is no longer good enough to cover for how bad the defense suddenly is.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Vertical Lime posted:

by the way, there's a 5.5 minute version of that chevy ad

" Grandma this is where you and Grandpa had your first da-"

" Oh it wasn't a date, he whipped out his dick and we went at like two Tasmanian devils."

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





"Grandma I don't wanna hear about-"

"You know how in a cartoon when two characters are fighting There's nothing but a cloud of dust and limbs and frenzied yowling? "

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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I have to admit, Matt Patricia is having more of an influence on this defence than I thought.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Just watched Home Alone with the kiddo this weekend, so lol.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Good soup! posted:

bebop was terrible in some hilarious ways at least

It was fine.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Would anyone be sad if Jerry Jones had a heart attack right now?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





:doink:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

Man, gently caress the Cowboys.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I can't believe the Cowboys actually lost to this fraudulent team earlier this year. What does that say about them?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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The Bananana posted:

Happy December to me?

Hey man where have you been?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Lmao quietfeet should make every gdt for every cowboys game

Now you got me wondering if I made the game day thread for the last one. Probably!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dak sak! Dak fumble! Iggle TD!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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gently caress the Cowboys

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Clipping? Who clips anymore? Pathetic.

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