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Dec 11, 2023 07:30
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another computer toucher thread 
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Dec 11, 2023 07:31
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wealth, class, political position... having a tummyache is the great equalizer. no man with a tummyache is my enemy.
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Dec 11, 2023 07:32
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the medicine/doctors part, however but i hope you feel better soon
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Dec 11, 2023 07:36
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No doctor has ever fixed a tummy ache of mine Smoking weed has however
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Dec 11, 2023 07:40
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:wealth, class, political position... having a tummyache is the great equalizer. no man with a tummyache is my enemy. You know who else had a tummy ache? That's right "From the 1930s Hitler suffered from stomach pains"
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Dec 11, 2023 09:56
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You have cummy tummy from drinking too much cum
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Dec 11, 2023 09:59
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maybe it is your gall bladder . Better get it looked at those things are bad news.
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Dec 11, 2023 12:19
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TehSaurus posted:maybe it is your gall bladder . Better get it looked at those things are bad news. whatever you do, do NOT remove it, I had that done and it fucks you up later
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Dec 11, 2023 13:09
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Have you took a covid test yet? JN.1, the newest variant out there present more gastrointestinal symptoms first before the usual symptoms
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Dec 11, 2023 13:38
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There's a new Covid going around that makes you vomit all week
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Dec 11, 2023 13:51
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feeling healthy today
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Dec 11, 2023 15:33
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I am currently experiencing tummy ache (ate too many pieces of coffee cake) please keep me in your prayers
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Dec 11, 2023 17:42
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drink a big pot of boiling water each night before you go to bed
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Dec 11, 2023 17:43
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me too op
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Dec 11, 2023 17:49
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Weka posted:You know who else had a tummy ache? That's right wow. this isf just like me
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Dec 11, 2023 17:50
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ive only suffered from stomach pains since 2023, myself
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Dec 11, 2023 17:58
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Yeah well Ive had back pain for years like Johnny K but the cia still hasnt blown my brains out
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Dec 11, 2023 19:22
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Maybe you need to take a poo poo Im a physician
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Dec 11, 2023 19:48
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still feeling healthy
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Dec 11, 2023 19:55
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Goa Tse-tung posted:whatever you do, do NOT remove it, I had that done and it fucks you up later wait, what? how?
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Dec 11, 2023 20:14
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Doctor is such a fake job. "Yes hello, I am some dipshit pill toucher who gets to gatekeep what drugs you take. That will be 9,999 dollars please."
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Dec 11, 2023 20:14
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Goa Tse-tung posted:whatever you do, do NOT remove it, I had that done and it fucks you up later mine hosed me up when it was in and from the grave
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Dec 11, 2023 21:48
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Crusty Nutsack posted:mine hosed me up when it was in and from the grave "ive a surfeit of gall!!!" - your dumb rear end
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Dec 11, 2023 22:01
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my suggestion is to drink a big glass of water
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Dec 11, 2023 23:32
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cardiacarrest123 posted:Maybe you need to take a poo poo it was this
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Dec 12, 2023 06:01
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makes you wonder, maybe a great big poo poo could have prevented WW2
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Dec 12, 2023 11:27
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cardiacarrest123 posted:Im a physician gently caress you. Koishi Komeiji posted:Doctor is such a fake job. "Yes hello, I am some dipshit pill toucher who gets to gatekeep what drugs you take. That will be 9,999 dollars please." Dont forget surgeons. Those fuckers will lie straight to your face.
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Dec 12, 2023 13:20
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POWELL CURES KIDS posted:wait, what? how? if u eat any amount of fat your shits get turned to black tar
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Dec 12, 2023 13:48
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Maybe you are hungry and your tummy is telling you it wants to eat c: I recommend learning to resist temptation. This will give you practice for resisting the stomach tumor which you probably have. Comedy option: see a doctor lol
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Dec 12, 2023 14:21
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feeling healthy today
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Dec 12, 2023 14:24
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i'm hungover today. I got tummyache + garbage head please cure
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Dec 12, 2023 14:29
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cat botherer posted:i'm hungover today. I got tummyache + garbage head give better head
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Dec 12, 2023 23:56
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:it was this grats dude
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Dec 13, 2023 01:00
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TehSaurus posted:gently caress you. I'm a surgeon, it's true. Sometimes I tell people I'm taking out their gallbladder or whatever but actually stash a bunch of funko pops in their abdomen.
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Dec 13, 2023 01:03
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hey at least youre not filling peoples vasculature with glue so you could be worse. they might even survive the funko pops! not the glue though that poor bastard was doomed
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Dec 13, 2023 04:38
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A doctor once fixed a rather extreme tummyache of mine but I wouldn't really recommend the experience.
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Dec 13, 2023 15:59
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My medical experiences in my entire adult life have been "we don't really know what's wrong with you. Here's antibiotics and an ultrasound and some blood work. Oh, we still don't know what's wrong, but now you owe us money"
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Dec 13, 2023 16:17
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titty_baby_ posted:My medical experiences in my entire adult life have been "we don't really know what's wrong with you. Here's antibiotics and an ultrasound and some blood work. Oh, we still don't know what's wrong, but now you owe us money" have you tried pooing? worked wonders for me
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Dec 13, 2023 16:55
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deathbysnusnu posted:I'm a surgeon, it's true. Sometimes I tell people I'm taking out their gallbladder or whatever but actually stash a bunch of funko pops in their abdomen. WE KNOW titty_baby_ posted:My medical experiences in my entire adult life have been "we don't really know what's wrong with you. Here's antibiotics and an ultrasound and some blood work. Oh, we still don't know what's wrong, but now you owe us money" on the tory hosed NHS so i'm not paying for it but instead waiting 2 years to be seen and then told they don't know whats wrong by a consultant that treats me like a child having a flight of fancy
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Dec 13, 2023 17:11
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