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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

My medical experiences in my entire adult life have been "we don't really know what's wrong with you. Here's antibiotics and an ultrasound and some blood work. Oh, we still don't know what's wrong, but now you owe us money"

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

at the clinic for more loving imaging. They say they thought they cancelled my appt, then made some calls and decided they could take me today, and they said it'll be $500, $450 if I pay upfront (10% off!)

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

some old gently caress in a walker came in and let out a huge nasty sound fart (maybe a shart?) and then everyone else who's walked in has had to cross his cloud

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Weka posted:

off to hospital for a sigmoidoscopy tomorrow, which is apparently a shallow colonoscopy. idk why they won't just check the whole thing, another lovely public health system. seems like it's not much harder, just jam the camera up further

Bring some hundos and bribe the doc for an upgrade

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

The prep thing with the drinks is just bs. The dr could run a pipe cleaner or an irrigation line up first to clean you out but they're too loving lazy and entitled

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

biceps crimes posted:

i had continual trapped gas pain, bloating and stomach pain for like a year that'd ebb and flow. Went to the doctor after it came back and wouldn't go away and they said to reduce my stress (lol) and work on my anxiety (lmao).

So I writhed about in pain for a couple more months, losing hours of sleep a night. Then I read about FODMAPs and the FODMAP diet. I cut out all of the gas causing carbs and after a few days, pain free. No 2am pain that wakes me up for an hour or two. I've been on it for a few months, reintroducing things slowly and seeing what I can tolerate. My digestive system feels like I'm a healthy 18 year old again, completely pain free, bloating gone, except for when I have intentionally tested foods like garlic and onions (both want me dead and bloated).

No thanks to the lovely american healthcare system.

If I have to give up garlic and onions and beans im gonna loving riot

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Smythe posted:

despite being American my entire life I have always and continue to be repulsed at the vulgarity when the doctors office starts quoting me prices. really bizarre stuff

I'm in a 'rural' area with famously lovely healthcare and so far I've dodged all bigger hospital bills, which is my intention with this one.

Last time I had imaging they hit me with a similar sized bill and I called and asked about a low income assistance program and they gave me an application and told me not to pay until they get back to me and then never got back to me

another time I had to pay like a normal appt fee and their online payment portal wouldn't take any of my cards (a variety of credit cards and my debit) and I got someone to help me over the phone and it didn't work for them either and then they quit sending me bill reminders:shrug:

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