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Mine doesn't. It had a Victornix that had cuckoo clocks but that's gone now and besides swords and knives are different.
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Yeah like in 2005
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Dec 11, 2023 10:27
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lol who has "a mall"?
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Dec 11, 2023 10:32
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I could've sworn coach mcguirk bought the swords at the mall but I looked up the clip and no, those were two different episodes and he bought the swords drunk watching an infomercial and went to the mall drunk just because duh. Totally unrelated incidents. Thanks for making me rewatch some home movies I guess that poo poo holds up.
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Dec 11, 2023 11:20
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great big cardboard tube posted:I could've sworn coach mcguirk bought the swords at the mall but I looked up the clip and no, those were two different episodes and he bought the swords drunk watching an infomercial and went to the mall drunk just because duh. Totally unrelated incidents. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuEpJxyer4E One of the funniest scenes in the entire show easily
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Dec 11, 2023 11:35
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Yeah the nearest mall to me does have a sword store, it's also a good place to get your trump flags and American flag bandanas. Edit: also if you need the punisher logo engraved on anything that's your place
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Dec 11, 2023 12:37
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My town doesn't even have a mall. Thank god.
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Dec 11, 2023 12:57
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The death of the north american mall has rendered 90% of zombie prep plans irrelevant
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Dec 11, 2023 13:37
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lol yeah it did actually, I think its long since shut down. Theres a Harry Potter store now though which is potentially even lamer.
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Dec 11, 2023 14:25
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I feel bad for y'all, the Maine Mall is still kickin'! No sword store though. There is a crystal store though, for the opposite effect.
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Dec 11, 2023 14:34
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I haven’t been there in years op so maybe
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Dec 11, 2023 14:42
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My mall as an s-word store but not a sword store. Was very upset when I went there.
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Dec 11, 2023 14:46
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Did you know you can 3d-print swords now? They're completely untraceable, too!
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Dec 11, 2023 15:08
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Buttchocks posted:Did you know you can 3d-print swords now? They're completely untraceable, too! You wouldn't download a katana
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Dec 11, 2023 15:09
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One of the malls in my city has a military nuts store. They sell airsoft guns and assorted brainworms poo poo. They also proudly put up a Israel flag recently.
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Dec 11, 2023 15:13
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NoiseAnnoys posted:lol who has "a mall"? I have moved around a bit and have found thriving indoor malls in colder climates Saw a sword store in a Washington State mall this month
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Dec 11, 2023 15:21
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maybeadracula posted:I have moved around a bit and have found thriving indoor malls in colder climates No joke, the Maine Mall is about as busy as I remember it in the 80's. They lost one big store which has not yet been replaced - Sears (and they had a good chunk of real estate). But otherwise just about every other spot is open, it's always busy when I go there, the food court is kickin, Spencer's is well stocked with Fart Spray, and Mrs Fields got some fresh cookies.
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Dec 11, 2023 15:28
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nah, every store around here sells pocket-sized pepper spray
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Dec 11, 2023 15:32
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Ours has Dicks, Victorias Secret, Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory, and a weekly farmer's market. Even if there was swords I wouldn't buy one because I'm not a loving weeb. I'd much prefer to craft my weapons at the forge.
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Dec 11, 2023 15:41
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Grey Cat posted:Even if there was swords I wouldn't buy one because I'm not a loving weeb. I'd much prefer to craft my weapons at the forge. I saw the sword store in a West Coast state The East Coast Mall I frequent has like 3 shooting galleries and a martial arts studio As far as weebs go though, both had a store called Otaku House. I've never gone inside because I am also not a weeb but they apparently just sell anime wall scrolls, tshirts, and plastic statues of goku that I assume people crank it to
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Dec 11, 2023 15:47
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The mall I went to growing up got bulldozed a few years ago and turned into an Amazon distribution center that has never opened for business
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Dec 11, 2023 16:25
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I got my first boner staring at the giant fake claymore thing with a big gold skull on the hilt. Now this was last week, but still
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I live near the mall from Dawn of the Dead, the original movie. It's still a pretty good mall, it has the cheapest movie theater around (4.50 for a matinee ticket) and most of the storefronts are filled. Lots of unique small businesses plus the mall standards of Hot Topic, Bath and Body Works, and Victoria's Secret. Every year they do a Living Dead Weekend that's pretty great, I wonder how much of the year's revenue comes from this one weekend for some of these shops.
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Dec 11, 2023 17:35
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Yes, although I do live in the town of Whiterun in the province of Skyrim.
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Dec 11, 2023 17:38
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The local trebuchet dealership just closed down Thanks, Biden
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the mall near me died a death of neglect and apathy in 2013 op the area is better off without it
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Yeah, it's still there, Yggdrassil's Gauntlet. Swords, crystals, dreamcatchers. Old cat sitting in the window. Yggdrasil's Gauntlet has everything. Open 1-4pm, M/W/F.
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Space Kablooey posted:One of the malls in my city has a military nuts store. They sell airsoft guns and assorted brainworms poo poo. Wait, they sell that crap but not camo truck nuts? wtf?
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Dec 11, 2023 17:49
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How many swords do we own? My little brother has given me two, so I have two. I got drunk and started to sharpen the better one and haven't touched it since.
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istewart posted:Wait, they sell that crap but not camo truck nuts? wtf? nope but then I've never seen a truck nuts in the wild in my country, so I'd like to think we still have some standards e: yet Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Dec 11, 2023 |
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My local sword store review posted:So I bought the Nazgûl broadsword with the scabbard and I noticed that the belt system doesn’t even make sense or work in any positions I’ve tried on. Everything is completely wrong to how it should have been made and one of the buttons snapped off as I picked it up. Now I have to go make a custom belt just to wear it. If you’re going to charge for an actual sword make sure it’s functional to put on or don’t add a belt system so people don’t expect it not to work. Otherwise the rest of it is fine. Look at this guy who thinks the blade of the Nazgul should be belted for a puny human haha what a fool
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When covid lockdowns started my friend bought a sword because he thought he’d need it incase society really went down the pan and he needed to defend his home and the sword was a replica of the sword from Kill Bill lol
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Dec 11, 2023 18:29
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Putting a Glamdring replica on layaway for the holidays
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The mall has a Asian Gifts shop which has swords in it but I was more fascinated by a bunch of model train displays taking over several empty shops.
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Pimpcasso posted:The mall I went to growing up got bulldozed a few years ago and turned into an Amazon distribution center that has never opened for business it’s the american dream
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Chrs posted:When covid lockdowns started my friend bought a sword because he thought he’d need it incase society really went down the pan and he needed to defend his home and the sword was a replica of the sword from Kill Bill lol
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Yeah like in 2005 eyah thats about the right timeframe for me too, mine was called Chesapeake Knife & Tool
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i think secret sword stores are out there i used i live in san francisco and one night i was walking around the neighborhood on a quiet residential street and one of the garages was open and literally every loving wall in the place was covered in swords. mounted on really nice racks all lit up like it was a museum or something. just in a random little garage. i lived in that neighborhood for years but it was only ever open that one time
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Coolguye posted:the mall near me died a death of neglect and apathy in 2013 op Should have had an Apple store.
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its not in a mall but we have a store called DRAGON IMPACT and its loving wild
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