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Earwicker posted:i think secret sword stores are out there That wasn't a store it was some dude's man cave. If you can defeat him in mortal combat you get his booty.
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I watch several youtube sword guys and enjoy them unironically
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Dec 12, 2023 21:42
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What's a good entry level sword, senpai? It's probably not too late to change my secret Santa wish list.
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Dec 13, 2023 04:46
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Wanna look cool with a blade in your hand? Try a chefs knife u nerds.
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https://youtu.be/VmBaRVMOiww?feature=shared
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2 healthy thriving malls in my town. Neither of them has a sword store.
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Dec 13, 2023 05:44
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Swords will fuckin cut you wide open https://youtu.be/uuI1zY46OX0?si=zsrqt551dl-073JO
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Dec 13, 2023 05:50
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if i wasn't a mangled wreck of a human being, i would totally get myself a wood splitting sword. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJhtDEuTvqo like seriously look at that, how awesome is that.
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Aishlinn posted:if i wasn't a mangled wreck of a human being, i would totally get myself a wood splitting sword. drat, i want one too
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numberoneposter posted:What's a good entry level sword, senpai? If Sid Meier’s Pirates has taught us anything, it’s the broadsword. Less clumsy than a cutlass but does much more damage than a rapier.
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Dec 13, 2023 11:25
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Get a big messer
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numberoneposter posted:What's a good entry level sword, senpai? May I suggest starting with a xiphos or khopesh? You can then build your collection by moving forward along the historical axis.
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Aishlinn posted:if i wasn't a mangled wreck of a human being, i would totally get myself a wood splitting sword. Sold out or I would have the coolest new toy this winter
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Dec 13, 2023 13:33
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Yes, and the day malls stop having swords is the day the world will truly lay down and die.
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Just buy your swords online like normal people
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lalaland posted:Just buy your swords online like normal people NO, I NEED TO LOOK BAD rear end IN LESS THAN A HOUR.
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Dec 13, 2023 13:49
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What do you folks use to poison your swords?
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Dec 13, 2023 13:58
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It used to but then the UK banned weeaboo swords.
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When I was a kid there was a sword shop in the shopping centre near me. They had shurikens and all that poo poo and if you left without buying anything they would ring a big gong as you walked out
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egg_dog posted:When I was a kid there was a sword shop in the shopping centre near me. They had shurikens and all that poo poo and if you left without buying anything they would ring a big gong as you walked out YOU HAVE NO HONOR! Come back soon!
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:I got my first boner staring at the giant fake claymore thing with a big gold skull on the hilt. Now this was last week, but still Congratulations on your first boner Henry Lee Mucus, we're all really proud of you. 
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Sometimes I wonder if it would be a good idea to own a sword. When the bombs fall and we're all left wandering through an irradiated wasteland, the people with guns are going to run out of ammo, but I'll still have my trusty blade. I thought it was a silly idea, but...The Lone Badger posted:May I suggest starting with a xiphos or khopesh? You can then build your collection by moving forward along the historical axis. ...this store even seems to carry a sword with that use case in mind. I don't want to be the only survivor without a sword!
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Does anyone's mall still have an Orange Julius?
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:My mall as an s-word store but not a sword store. Was very upset when I went there. poo poo, super sucks
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Wifi Toilet posted:Not in a mall, but… This is weirdly close to where I used to live and surprises me not at all. I'd bet good money a few of my friends have been there since their weddings all consisted of kilts and poo poo.
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Is there like a sword club or something where sophisticated men can gather and admire eachothers swords?
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lalaland posted:Is there like a sword club or something where sophisticated men can gather and admire eachothers swords? Yes, it's called HEMA and we're all just as insufferable as you'd think e: There was a sword/ax/knife thing at one of the malls in town forever ago, but last I heard the owner of it was also the owner of one of the local head shops, and he decided to play chicken with a semi while on his motorcycle and a couple lines of something hard, so it wasn't around very long. Mudlark fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Dec 13, 2023 |
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Mine does. It also sells those creepy as gently caress anime statues of little girls with incredibly detailed underage vaginas, sorry I mean super awesome dragon spirt in their human form statues.
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Extra row of tits posted:Mine does. It also sells those creepy as gently caress anime statues of little girls with incredibly detailed underage vaginas, sorry I mean super awesome dragon spirt in their human form statues. 
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Extra row of tits posted:Mine does. It also sells those creepy as gently caress anime statues of little girls with incredibly detailed underage vaginas, sorry I mean super awesome dragon spirt in their human form statues. 
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Anime. Anime never changes.
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My mall had a Jedi Temple but they closed after a few months (or maybe longer, it seemed like a they were coming soon forever). Now it's a cat Cafe except no Cafe, you just pay to pet cats. The newest store I've seen is an anime nerd(?) store called Nani?!? (exclamation marks included I think).
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Saw a hat store the other day. Just hats. Want something that's not a hat? Well, buddy you best be looking someplace else. Preferably the sword store.
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In school me and my friends bought bokken sticks at the sword store in the mall and we'd beat the poo poo out of each other in my buddy's back yard. Most of the bokken broke or got displaced over the years, but I kept a hold of one of them, an orangish brown one covered in tape to stop it from splitting any more than it already was, the edges bashed and dented from combat. I loved that thing. Anyways around a decade later I found a dojo in town that offered, essentially, samurai sword classes. And when it came time to practice our swings the sensei let me use my my bokken for practice! This scarred wooden sword coursing with the memories of countless battles between my closest buds. And I got to use it for my ACTUAL samurai class!! Thanks for the memories, sword store at the mall.
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Shinai or bokken? Because if you’re breaking a bokken on someone you probably killed them.
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Bokken 'em? I hardly shinae 'em!
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I sai as I draw an illegal anime
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We used shinai as teens and had to ban stabbing (we kept having broken ribs scares)
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Aishlinn posted:if i wasn't a mangled wreck of a human being, i would totally get myself a wood splitting sword. i was looking into this popular dark souls sword, the Estoc and from what I read it's a hispanization of an english sword known as a "Tuck", but strangely enough the Estoc and the Tuck look nothing alike except for being rather heavy swords. the Estoc appears to be a plunging sword with a triangular or square blade with no cutting capability whatsoever and the Tuck is a heavy single edged cutting sword the writings from the time advised to bring a Tuck for cutting wood, which is why i was reminded of this mystery.
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