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quote:A second person has died after drinking Panera's caffeinated "Charged Lemonade" drinks, which contain caffeine levels comparable to strong coffee and are sold in cups as large as 30 fluid ounces that are free to refill. Panera Bread has now killed 2 of their patrons that drank too much of their crack lemonades. How many more will fall victim to the lemonade?
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 10:39 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 09:32 |
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People must be sacrificed to the caffeine god unless they decide we displeased them, and they smite us. The caffeine god unlike most lazy gods will follow through on that.
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 11:48 |
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LemonAIDS
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 12:10 |
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that's sad
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 12:11 |
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Panera will be fine, don't worry about it
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 12:18 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Panera will be fine, don't worry about it They are gonna sell a poo poo ton more crack lemonade now people know how much caffeine is in it. Gonna be the new tiktok trend.
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 12:46 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Panera Bread has now killed 2 of their patrons that drank too much of their crack lemonades. How many more will fall victim to the lemonade? drat are they ok?
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 12:53 |
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personally I think corporations have a responsibility to protect or at least not outright try to kill their consumers but most corps are headed by people whose bloodline can be traced back to Mammon
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 12:58 |
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Gotta always stay at peak performance in modern day America through adequate caffeination. Nothing you can really do here
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 12:59 |
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If you don't work hard enough to make the shareholders money, Mr Panera will force you to drink charged lemonade until your heart explodes.
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 13:32 |
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20 Blunts posted:LemonAIDS
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 13:41 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:personally I think corporations have a responsibility to protect or at least not outright try to kill their consumers but most corps are headed by people whose bloodline can be traced back to Mammon Free market baby. If you kill enough people they’ll stop purchasing your product so there’s no reason to try to prevent deaths in the first place.
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 14:06 |
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I don't know if Panera really cares one way or the other, but like it's just a caffeinated drink right?
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 14:21 |
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Caffeine makes the heart go jibbity-jibbity
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 14:49 |
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I saw the signage for these drinks before the first death and although it does list the caffeine it doesn't really give you the context for how much caffeine you'd be ingesting. It just lists the amount which, unless you think to look it up, you probably don't understand. And they're marketed more like a "natural energy" drink, like you're getting your energy from the power of lemons or whatever.
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:00 |
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Sounds like they "cracked" under pressure OP
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:02 |
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yo wtf lmao. 390 mg in a 30 oz of this poo poo are you kidding me. thats like the MAX recommended daily amount. thats like 3 or 4 decent cups of coffee. a powerful pre-workout supplement doesnt even have that much. and they're just blasting this poo poo out of a fountain. epic
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:07 |
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Hell yeah brother
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:08 |
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If the lethal dose is about 10g for an adult then it sounds more like they had heart problems. Not that 400mg is a reasonable amount of caffeine for a 30oz lemonade. But I can see that kind of dose killing lots of people with unknown health issues. You'd really have to spread that 400mg through a day to not cause so many issues.
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:11 |
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Grey Cat posted:If the lethal dose is about 10g for an adult then it sounds more like they had heart problems. 10 g may be the lethal dose, but even someone with a healthy heart popping 3x 400 mg tabs over the course of an hour or two will make them feel pretty unpleasant lol. thats like 20 shots of espresso
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:15 |
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I heard if you inject it into your eyeballs you can see through time
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:17 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:10 g may be the lethal dose, but even someone with a healthy heart popping 3x 400 mg tabs over the course of an hour or two will make them feel pretty unpleasant lol. thats like 20 shots of espresso For sure, I remember drinking one of those big redline drinks when I was in maybe my early 20s which had apparently 316 milligrams of caffeine and I thought I was going to die for hours. All I thought was going to happen was I'd vomit and my heart would stop.
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:26 |
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guess injured consumers don't care about the impact of attorney's fees on shareholder value any more
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:28 |
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Grey Cat posted:If the lethal dose is about 10g for an adult then it sounds more like they had heart problems. Problem is that caffeine sensitivity varies wildly between people due to genetic factors and also build up tolerance. 400mg might be barely noticeable to some but blow your mind and heart out and send you to the ER with a panic or heart attack for others. People with high caffeine sensitivity know what they are getting into with a cup of coffee or an energy drink, but you wouldn't expect that from a lemonade. Like, I have very high genetic caffeine sensitivity and 400 mg is a scary amount and very much into bad trip panic attack territory. Sleeping for the next 24h would also be out of the question. gently caress these people.
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:31 |
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GABA ghoul posted:Problem is that caffeine sensitivity varies wildly between people due to genetic factors and also build up tolerance. 400mg might be barely noticeable to some but blow your mind and heart out and send you to the ER with a panic or heart attack for others. For sure, I definitely felt like I was having a bad trip at 300mg. I definitely don't enjoy having more than maybe 120mg at a time. I have a decent tolerance at low levels of caffeine just because I take excederin so often. So I don't even notice anything at those doses. But anything more than a couple tabs of that is miserable. I'll stick to a soda or coffee here and there, no death lemonade for me.
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:36 |
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Not gonna lie, hearing that the lemonade is killing people only makes me want to try it more
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:38 |
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I’d rather drink the murderade than eat their lovely food haha gottem
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:40 |
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Ciabatta is Satan's bread
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:44 |
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i had to look up how much 30 fluid ounces is in a normal measuring system and lmao it's almost a fuckin litre
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFNibpmB4wI
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:48 |
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pathetic if you can’t drink 30 oz if crack water and not die
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:49 |
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Camaro Bread
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 16:07 |
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20 Blunts posted:Camaro Bread Caro Bread
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 16:08 |
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extra big rear end lemonade
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 16:09 |
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Taking a blood pressure monitor into Panera, trying to get a kickback from the manager as I drink more and more charged lemonade
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 16:25 |
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cosmically disappointing to have eating at panera be your last experience
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 16:26 |
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i had to look up how much 30 fluid ounces is in a normal measuring system and lmao it's almost a fuckin litre Part of American culture right now is drinking a lot of varied beverages. You need at least one coffee, one energy drink, and one giant mug of water that you've added a shitload of sugar and artificial flavorings to. Don't worry, though, it's water, not soda!
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 16:27 |
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They should have just tried doing cocaine
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 16:28 |
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there were urban rumors when i was a kid that drinking too much afri cola would caffeinate you to death. always assumed it was bullshit, but drat ... i guess all urban rumors are true.
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 16:29 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 09:32 |
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Look I think the main problem here is they put the methonade right next to the ice tea with all the opiates in it.
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# ? Dec 12, 2023 16:32 |