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incoherent light posted:cosmically disappointing to have eating at panera be your last experience
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What's TCC's hot take on this matter I wonder 
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Dec 12, 2023 16:33
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You can just pop 8 to 10 xannies to relax afterward
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Dec 12, 2023 16:34
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It’s not panera’s fault they were too weak to get CHARGED UP
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Dec 12, 2023 16:37
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you can easily and safely counter an upper with 2-3 downers
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Dec 12, 2023 16:37
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They’re getting sued over the marketing of it not identifying it as a caffeinated beverage strongly enough. Both the people who died had pre-existing medical conditions that caused them to avoid caffeine and presumably didn’t realize a lemonade had as much caffeine as a Monster Energy drink (seriously)
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Dec 12, 2023 16:37
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Okay per this thread's advice I think that I have a solution: dump a tub of phenibut into the charged lemonade tank. It will save lives
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Dec 12, 2023 16:39
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Does it taste like normal lemonade, or does it have like an off-flavor energy drink taste to it? Somebody go pound four cups in a row and report back
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Dec 12, 2023 16:40
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I need two people for this. One to hold my legs and the other one to hit the little fountain lever thingy so I can buttchug the cracked lemonade. LETS GET CHARGED MOTHERFUCKERS
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Dec 12, 2023 16:41
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’d rather drink the murderade than eat their lovely food haha gottem my boss ordered himself lunch delivered via Uber eats from Panera every single day when we were in the office. imagine spending that much on that food lol
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Dec 12, 2023 16:41
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AARD VARKMAN posted:my boss ordered himself lunch delivered via Uber eats from Panera every single day when we were in the office. imagine spending that much on that food lol It's easier when you can just charge it to the company. See business class plane tickets.
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Dec 12, 2023 16:46
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drug dealers should coopt this strategy. usually its the first hit thats free to get you hooked.
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Dec 12, 2023 16:55
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flubber nuts posted:drug dealers should coopt this strategy. usually its the first hit thats free to get you hooked. The strategy of killing people? Because great news if yes... E: wait the strategy of selling drugs mixed with lemonade in a Panera?
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Dec 12, 2023 16:58
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caffeine, lemonade... paneras been mixing this poo poo since the 80s, loc
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Dec 12, 2023 17:04
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Why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it!
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Dec 12, 2023 17:08
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EorayMel posted:What's TCC's hot take on this matter I wonder This lemonade will make you see the face of god
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Dec 12, 2023 17:12
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poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:E: wait the strategy of selling drugs mixed with lemonade in a Panera? I dunno know who or what a panera is, but if they did this and still gave free refills I mean yeah I might start going there.
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Dec 12, 2023 17:16
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i remember they used to have a wallpaper that said GLUTEN in huge letters at the local panera the cowards removed it when a bunch of fakers hallucinated gluten sensitivity
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Dec 12, 2023 17:19
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Come sweet death
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Dec 12, 2023 17:50
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Dec 12, 2023 17:59
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I miss four loko
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Dec 12, 2023 18:00
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People who willingly patronize Panera are probably not expecting to live very long anyways
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Dec 12, 2023 18:14
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I need caffeinated lemonade and broccoli cheddar soup RIGHT NOW
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Dec 12, 2023 18:22
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When I was a kid there were these sodas full of ephedrine you could buy. They also contained large amounts of caffeine. The 90's were great.
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Dec 12, 2023 18:36
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:Not gonna lie, hearing that the lemonade is killing people only makes me want to try it more I want to at least know how it tastes  All of this reminds me of that Simpsons bit where Bart & Milhouse drink that squishee that's all syrup and they completely lose their poo poo
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Dec 12, 2023 19:21
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Nooner posted:I need caffeinated lemonade and broccoli cheddar soup RIGHT NOW Do a handstand, I’ve got the butt funnel ready!
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Dec 12, 2023 19:48
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AARD VARKMAN posted:my boss ordered himself lunch delivered via Uber eats from Panera every single day when we were in the office. imagine spending that much on that food lol Lol the last time I got Panera my sandwich was just a ball of gristly turkey centered in the middle of some dry rear end bread with wilted veggies and droopy bacon. I know they used to be pretty good but the food is such utter trash now you might as well just get McDonalds.
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Dec 12, 2023 19:55
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i had pretty solid Pantera Bread once
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Dec 12, 2023 20:07
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panera bread sucks poo poo no cap
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Dec 12, 2023 20:10
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Energy drinks have that "not recommended for children, pregnant women or people sensitive to caffeine" warning on them. Surprised they didn't put a disclaimer *somewhere* in the advertising, esp considering the freeze refills.
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Dec 12, 2023 20:16
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I've never actually gone to Panera bread because back like 15 years ago when we were all still young and working garbage jobs there were always threads about like "tell secrets about your work place" where goons would be like "I used to work at a store that has a big yellow tag and rhymes with "West Guy" and ....." And there were a ton of posts from people who worked at like "Banera Fread" that were always about how the bread has all been dumped on the floor and stepped on before they serve it and the soups are actually made from a slurry of different animal's poop and that food coloring that makes you dick small or whatever and so I have always avoided it. Thanks Something Awful, I guess
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Dec 12, 2023 21:44
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I'm waiting at Panera for my order. I got the zero sugar blood orange death juice. Will report back when I get home.
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Dec 12, 2023 21:46
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you can still have your small dick soup, just don't order a lemonade with it
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Dec 12, 2023 21:48
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I'm waiting at Panera for my order. I got the zero sugar blood orange death juice. Well it's been a couple of minutes and he hasn't posted again, is it too early to hold a wake?
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Dec 12, 2023 21:53
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I'm waiting at Panera for my order. I got the zero sugar blood orange death juice. Goodbye, my friend 
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Dec 12, 2023 21:53
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Seriously though, they need to start putting more drugs in more foods and drinks. Sugar-free gum with cocaine in it would be great for weight loss.
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Dec 12, 2023 21:56
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20 Blunts posted:i had pretty solid Pantera Bread once Are you broken?
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Dec 12, 2023 21:59
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The Bramble posted:They’re getting sued over the marketing of it not identifying it as a caffeinated beverage strongly enough. Both the people who died had pre-existing medical conditions that caused them to avoid caffeine and presumably didn’t realize a lemonade had as much caffeine as a Monster Energy drink (seriously) So they ordered something called charged lemonade and thought there was an electrical component.
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Dec 12, 2023 22:00
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Lol 400mg is way more than the majority of energy drinks out there.The Bramble posted:They’re getting sued over the marketing of it not identifying it as a caffeinated beverage strongly enough. Both the people who died had pre-existing medical conditions that caused them to avoid caffeine and presumably didn’t realize a lemonade had as much caffeine as a Monster Energy drink (seriously) Monster only has 160mg per can.
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400 mg is kind of a lot. I might have that amount for breakfast and then have no caffeine for the rest of the day.
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