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Does this mean Panera Bread has now gone Un-Woke?
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I've only been to Panera a handful of times in my life. I got a greek goddess chicken sandwich, a cup of broccoli cheddar soup, and a 16 or 20oz charged lemonade. It was almost $23. There was no one at the front counter and only kiosks. When I ordered the lemonade, there was a little warning that popped up. Also it wasn't in the fountain. They had to give it to me. I don't even remember if I was able to select a size. It tastes like watered down Tang. Soup is good so far. Haven't gotten to the sandwich yet.
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Dec 12, 2023 22:07
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SilvergunSuperman posted:So they ordered something called charged lemonade and thought there was an electrical component. Could also mean it's got electrolytes. Or it's charged with the power of vitamins like B12 or taurine. There are many legitimate ways to charge food that are not caffeine
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Dec 12, 2023 22:09
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busalover posted:Does this mean Panera Bread has now gone Un-Woke? Caffeine makes you super-woke.
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Dec 12, 2023 22:10
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Caffeine makes you super-woke. 
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Dec 12, 2023 22:47
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eating a $8.75 sandwich from my local liquor/deli my sandwich could beat the poo poo outta some bitchass dweeb panera sandwich with profound ease
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Dec 12, 2023 23:07
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:yo wtf lmao. 390 mg in a 30 oz of this poo poo are you kidding me. thats like the MAX recommended daily amount. thats like 3 or 4 decent cups of coffee. a powerful pre-workout supplement doesnt even have that much. and they're just blasting this poo poo out of a fountain. epic My pre-workouts usually top out at about 300 mg, which is the absolute most I typically drink in a single serving. And if I'm drinking that much in one serving, it's only after adding up how much I've already had that day and making sure the total isn't over 500 or 600 mg. I have a high caffeine tolerance though. 390 mg per serving is insane, but a 30 oz serving size (presumably with ice???) is also kinda nuts. That's a little under a large drink at a lot of places. Usually if I order a drink that size I'll drink it over the course of at least an hour or two, which would space out the caffeine some, although caffeine takes about an hour to start taking effect in an average adult, so... I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Dec 13, 2023 |
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Dec 13, 2023 00:34
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GABA ghoul posted:Could also mean it's got electrolytes. It's Got What Hearts Crave!
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Dec 13, 2023 00:38
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Nooner posted:the soups are actually made from a slurry of different animal's poop Chimera Bread
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Dec 13, 2023 00:38
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I don't know if Panera really cares one way or the other, but like it's just a caffeinated drink right? It’s a caffeinated version of something people would never assume has any caffeine in it, it has hella caffeine in it, free refills, and no warnings about its HELLA CAFFEINE content.
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Dec 13, 2023 01:10
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Panera should be pretty aware that they are going to have customers that chug whatever carbonated beverage comes out of their machines, and if something they offer has a known potential of severe side effects after someone chugging a couple servings they shouldn’t put it right next to everything else on the fountain. Unless you are diabetic, I don’t think anyone associates drinking 96oz of a fountain drink in an hour a potential deadly or serious immediate health risk
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Dec 13, 2023 01:11
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Gutcruncher posted:It’s a caffeinated version of something people would never assume has any caffeine in it, it has hella caffeine in it, free refills, and no warnings about its HELLA CAFFEINE content. To be fair, I literally posted that I went there earlier today and they only allowed one size (maybe 16oz with a lot of ice), there was a warning that popped up on the kiosk, and I'm not sure if there were free refills because they filled it behind the counter and I just got mine and left. It was not available for customers to refill.
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Dec 13, 2023 01:27
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Pennywise the Frown posted:To be fair, I literally posted that I went there earlier today and they only allowed one size (maybe 16oz with a lot of ice), there was a warning that popped up on the kiosk, and I'm not sure if there were free refills because they filled it behind the counter and I just got mine and left. It was not available for customers to refill. they gave you the Country Time bro
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Dec 13, 2023 01:31
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Who the hell over the age of 16 is drinking lemonade without booze in it? Weirdos…
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Dec 13, 2023 01:36
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Who the hell over the age of 16 is drinking lemonade without booze in it? Weirdos… Pour some vodka in the charged lemonade and call it an Ocho loco.
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Dec 13, 2023 01:41
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Pour some vodka in the charged lemonade and call it an Ocho loco. oh poo poo
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Dec 13, 2023 01:51
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Pennywise the Frown posted:To be fair, I literally posted that I went there earlier today and they only allowed one size (maybe 16oz with a lot of ice), there was a warning that popped up on the kiosk, and I'm not sure if there were free refills because they filled it behind the counter and I just got mine and left. It was not available for customers to refill. Probably added the warning and all the other stuff AFTER two people blew out their hearts from it and their families sued
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Dec 13, 2023 01:52
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GABA ghoul posted:Probably added the warning and all the other stuff AFTER two people blew out their hearts from it and their families sued I assumed as much.
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Dec 13, 2023 01:53
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lol the last time I got Panera my sandwich was just a ball of gristly turkey centered in the middle of some dry rear end bread with wilted veggies and droopy bacon. I know they used to be pretty good but the food is such utter trash now you might as well just get McDonalds. my experience too we used to get it at my last job a lot
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Dec 13, 2023 02:05
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EorayMel posted:What's TCC's hot take on this matter I wonder they got poppy seed bread?
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Dec 13, 2023 02:19
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has anyone said more leik panera dead haha
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Dec 13, 2023 02:21
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Dec 13, 2023 02:27
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GABA ghoul posted:Probably added the warning and all the other stuff AFTER two people blew out their hearts from it and their families sued They've had it for a while, I think. I went there with some coworkers at the beginning of the year and they had the caffeine content right on the dispensers for the different flavors. And yeah. whoever said it was misleading because there's no context. We all had no idea how much that actually was relative to anything until we looked it up and then were shocked 
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Dec 13, 2023 02:35
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Lmao
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Dec 13, 2023 09:39
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How often does the Sip Club meet? Do you have to pay dues? Looking to meet some fellow sippers.
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Dec 13, 2023 09:49
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AKA Pseudonym posted:How often does the Sip Club meet? Do you have to pay dues? Looking to meet some fellow sippers.
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Dec 13, 2023 10:02
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Panera DEAD!! Efb
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Dec 13, 2023 11:25
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also i just did the math and 30 oz is almost a liter lmfao what in the gently caress is going on in america. are all your sugary drinks so outrageiously large?
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Dec 13, 2023 15:05
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For the most part, yes. 64 ounce Big Gulps all day every day.
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Dec 13, 2023 15:10
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:also i just did the math and 30 oz is almost a liter lmfao what in the gently caress is going on in america. are all your sugary drinks so outrageiously large? Because we are fat and only want to get up once or twice to refill our drinks.
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Dec 13, 2023 15:16
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:also i just did the math and 30 oz is almost a liter lmfao what in the gently caress is going on in america. are all your sugary drinks so outrageiously large? Yes and many places have free refills on soda and coffee
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Dec 13, 2023 15:26
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Viral marketing for the new Crank movie is not going very well.
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Dec 13, 2023 16:55
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everything important is outrageously expensive in america — rent, healthcare, groceries — CPR on our wallets is a daily occurrence the one and only bone they toss us, the common folk of modest means, is unlimited drink refills for $2.99 you better believe we’re gonna go back to the fountain 5 or 6 times, can’t afford not to
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Dec 13, 2023 17:03
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You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs and you can't sell a beverage that borders on poison without breaking some vital organs. Two deaths by lemonade is one of the lowest amounts of death by lemonade you can have anyway, I'm sure somebody will do something once the body count hits 10 or a toddler's heart explodes because the toddler thought it was fruit juice.
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Dec 13, 2023 18:02
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Seems like they just should have added the same amount of caffeine as any other caffeinated soda. Baffling on many levels
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Dec 13, 2023 18:51
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Seems adjacent to the old Onion article "Fun Toy Discontinued Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids".
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Dec 13, 2023 19:27
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Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the back is where the bodies are laid.
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Dec 13, 2023 19:31
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Seems like they just should have added the same amount of caffeine as any other caffeinated soda. Baffling on many levels doesnt sound particularly cracked to me. if anything they could stand to increase the caffeine somewhat
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Dec 13, 2023 19:33
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There are a bunch of Paneras around conveniently located off of highway exits. I used to work in transportation and I'm 100% sure there are truckers chugging a dozen of these lemonades a day as they haul a Walmart trailer across the country.
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Dec 13, 2023 19:35
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Seems like they just should have added the same amount of caffeine as any other caffeinated soda. Baffling on many levels Sounds like someone has never made number go up
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