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Everyone knows at least one person that downs 4 Red Bulls or more a day. We can create a whole new market of people who do it under the guise of 'it's just lemonade dude lay off'.
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SettingSun posted:Everyone knows at least one person that downs 4 Red Bulls or more a day. We can create a whole new market of people who do it under the guise of 'it's just lemonade dude lay off'.
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Dixville posted:I've seen this and also a manager at Ross who would chain drink black coffee out of a horribly stained coffee maker. He also smoked though so it was even stimmier. They call it legal speed baby! On legal speed the American way! (unless you're not American, in which case the reference doesn't work)
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Dixville posted:I've seen this and also a manager at Ross who would chain drink black coffee out of a horribly stained coffee maker. He also smoked though so it was even stimmier. They call it legal speed baby! excuse me while i go get another cup myself
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Panera bread's bread is all plastic. The bagels have a texture and sheen of plastic, the bread is plastic, it's terrible.
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when life gives u lemons die
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Pantera killing people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVMvART9kb8
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Dixville posted:I've seen this and also a manager at Ross who would chain drink black coffee out of a horribly stained coffee maker. He also smoked though so it was even stimmier. They call it legal speed baby! there's some weird interactions between nicotine and caffeine https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2057503/ I've seen some junk science say that nicotine cut's caffeine's effectiveness in half My Panera story - when the charged lemonade first came out I made an Arnold Palmer with regular iced tea and I had an extremely unpleasant afternoon Mumpy Puffinz posted:Pantera killing people this is literally the best Pantera song 
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Vampire Panties posted:there's some weird interactions between nicotine and caffeine https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2057503/ nope best Pantera song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ht3XGhlfYs
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On one hand you shouldn't sell something with that much caffeine in it without at least putting a warning label on it but on the other if you're such a fat gently caress that you order 3 loving refills of sugar water (that's about 2.5L - 3L in normal measurements) when you visit a fast food joint that's all on you dumbass.
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A Fancy Hat posted:There are a bunch of Paneras around conveniently located off of highway exits. I used to work in transportation and I'm 100% sure there are truckers chugging a dozen of these lemonades a day as they haul a Walmart trailer across the country.  God Bless America...and soon
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No thanks, I know a place where you can get the same effect for much cheaper. Edit: Dear God, you can order it on their website. $18 gets you 128 fl oz (3.8 liters) containing 1,644 mg of caffeine. https://catering.panerabread.com/menu/category/beverages William Bear fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Dec 14, 2023 |
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Dec 14, 2023 06:59
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William Bear posted:No thanks, I know a place where you can get the same effect for much cheaper. I wish I was dead. No, wait I wish everyone else was dead
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William Bear posted:
Lol excellent way to give Janice from Accounting an unexpected heart attack when she stops by the office lunch n learn
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William Bear posted:
You'd think that would be a family size you get when you had too many kids and there's no chance in hell you're cooking that much food everyday but even American parents wouldn't give that to their kids. Right?  I guess at least it comes in bottles so in theory they won't have to drink it all in one evening.
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Can I combine it with Vodka OP?
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A Fancy Hat posted:There are a bunch of Paneras around conveniently located off of highway exits. I used to work in transportation and I'm 100% sure there are truckers chugging a dozen of these lemonades a day as they haul a Walmart trailer across the country.
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William Bear posted:No thanks, I know a place where you can get the same effect for much cheaper. You can buy payday 3's first DLC for that money
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EorayMel posted:You can buy payday 3's first DLC for that money Panera has better value. The DLC will entertain you for a few hours; the lemonade will last the rest of your life.
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William Bear posted:Panera has better value. The DLC will entertain you for a few hours; the lemonade will last the rest of your life. Fittingly, the rest of your life will only be a few hours after drinking the lemonade 
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EorayMel posted:Fittingly, the rest of your life will only be a few hours after drinking the lemonade 
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A gallon of mountain dew is just shy of 590mg of caffeine. A gallon of red bull is merely 1100mg lmao
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Nooner posted:I've never actually gone to Panera bread because back like 15 years ago when we were all still young and working garbage jobs there were always threads about like "tell secrets about your work place" where goons would be like "I used to work at a store that has a big yellow tag and rhymes with "West Guy" and ....." I wish SA was able to attract new users because I'm sure gen z has a good crop of stories about poo poo jobs.
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Bad Purchase posted:everything important is outrageously expensive in america — rent, healthcare, groceries — CPR on our wallets is a daily occurrence 
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I can't believe that old lady scalded HER OWN vagina on that caffeinated lemonade and now my lemonade will never be allowed to be caffeinated enough, we need tort reform now my tax dollars shouldn't have to pay for this
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The caffeine LD-50 and marijuana LD-50 are both absurdly high, yet only one is killing our sip club members. Recommendation: Kind Kola with 400 mg of thc to double the profits as we dip into new demographics, and potentially mellow out the lemonade crackheads.
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down n out posted:The caffeine LD-50 and marijuana LD-50 are both absurdly high, yet only one is killing our sip club members. Recommendation: Kind Kola with 400 mg of thc to double the profits as we dip into new demographics, and potentially mellow out the lemonade crackheads. Going to the soda fountain for some Downer Lemonade to mellow out from the Upper Lemonade, but accidentally getting the Deliriant Lemonade. My last sane thought before typing ebay.com: “drat you Panera Bread Research Chemicals Department, drat you to hell…”
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Gatts posted:Panera bread's bread is all plastic. The bagels have a texture and sheen of plastic, the bread is plastic, it's terrible. They're putting plastic bread in the lemonade? Terrible. What is the world coming to
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I've bought a lot of real dumb poo poo on Abilify, but I never bought a whole fuckin piano.
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A Fancy Hat posted:There are a bunch of Paneras around conveniently located off of highway exits. I used to work in transportation and I'm 100% sure there are truckers chugging a dozen of these lemonades a day as they haul a Walmart trailer across the country. This sounds like a job for 
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So it's been a few days, has Panera Bread killed again, or has it's lust for blood be satiated for now?
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looking forward to the references in rap. “drop them posers like im panera”
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The caffeine content doesn’t really seem absurd as far as energy drinks go so much as the volume. There’s a couple brands that are 300 mg/can that are about 16 oz, so you’d have to pound nearly 2 of those to get 30 oz and it’s be closer to 600 mg caffeine. Some other varieties are round 200 mg/can which would be about the same as this lemonade. Hell black coffee is like 80-100 per 8 oz cup so 4 of those would give you 32 oz and similar caffeine content. The mind boggling part to me is it just being on a fountain machine you can grab as much as you want of. Kinda surprised more random kids haven’t ended up hospitalized.
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PoundSand posted:The caffeine content doesn’t really seem absurd as far as energy drinks go so much as the volume. There’s a couple brands that are 300 mg/can that are about 16 oz, so you’d have to pound nearly 2 of those to get 30 oz and it’s be closer to 600 mg caffeine. Some other varieties are round 200 mg/can which would be about the same as this lemonade. Hell black coffee is like 80-100 per 8 oz cup so 4 of those would give you 32 oz and similar caffeine content. Energy drinks don't do a great job of displaying their caffeine content as it is, either. It's usually in tiny print in a little box to the side of the nutrition label or something, and you kinda have to look for it. I've seen energy drinks that didn't show their caffeine content at all. Caffeine should be listed on nutrition labels in the vitamin section, imo. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Dec 19, 2023 |
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Not gonna lie, I want one of those Panera Lemonades. But the closest one is hours away, unlikely.
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movie fact: Al Pacino's character drank one of these a few minutes prior to the events of Heat
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Lol @ all the euro babies clutching pearls over America's ability to contain an entire liter of liquid
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