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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Bunch of liars.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
It depends, OP.

Would a magician steal from you? Are we talking about an EVIL magician?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


The magician simply has to make a perception check DC 13.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Magician? yes
Wizard? no
Sorcerer? questionable

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

for sure. if you can steal from them go for it

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

are we talkin a the prestige style magician, the magicians style magician, or a jonathan strange & mr norell style magician?

or i guess a gob bluth

edit 2: i thoiught about it and it doesn't matter; it's always morally correct

Buce fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Dec 13, 2023

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Buce posted:

are we talkin a the prestige style magician, the magicians style magician, or a jonathan strange & mr norell style magician?

or i guess a gob bluth

GOB Bluth for sure

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
yes op

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Yes, the question is really what is it not morally acceptable to do to a magician?

Rob? Yes.
Assault? Probably.
Murder? Maybe....

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Killing someone is a form of theft, so hey.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

wilderthanmild posted:

Yes, the question is really what is it not morally acceptable to do to a magician?

Rob? Yes.
Assault? Probably.
Murder? Maybe....

have you ever tried it? It's really difficult

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




guy stole a quarter from my ear, so now it's personal

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

guy stole a quarter from my ear, so now it's personal

:hmmyes:

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

have you ever tried it? It's really difficult

You gotta think one step ahead of them. They are so smug about pulling a rabbit out of their hat, a lot less so when they reach in there and find a cobra.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

wilderthanmild posted:

You gotta think one step ahead of them. They are so smug about pulling a rabbit out of their hat, a lot less so when they reach in there and find a cobra.

how would you put a cobra in their hat friend?

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how would you put a cobra in their hat friend?

Nice try magician lover!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
People from ohio say it is

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

sounds like something a magician would say to justify stealing from a rival. which, by the laws of magic, means your rival will end up with something of yours. choose carefully!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
What are you stealing? Are you stealing a magician's....secrets?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

People from ohio say it is

stop stealing what Earwcker sais

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

stop stealing what Earwcker sais

Maybe earwicker stole from me

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

Maybe earwicker stole from me

maybe. who loving cares

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Milo and POTUS posted:

Maybe earwicker stole from me

if i were to steal anything from you, i would leave an identical object in its place. well, very nearly almost exactly identical, but not quite. it will fade, but by the time that happens ill be someone else.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Earwicker posted:

if i were to steal anything from you, i would leave an identical object in its place. well, very nearly almost exactly identical, but not quite. it will fade, but by the time that happens ill be someone else.

who would know or care Earwicker?

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
next time a magician asks you to pick a card, any card, put it in your pocket and walk away. after doing this 236 times you're statistically more likely than not to have a full deck

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pac and Cheese posted:

next time a magician asks you to pick a card, any card, put it in your pocket and walk away. after doing this 236 times you're statistically more likely than not to have a full deck

statistically no one will pick the correct card until after the heat death of universe, but it will prolly happen once or twice because statics are weird and stupid

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
proll this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbvWn1EY6g
cause its pretty cool

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

You can certainly push one off the top deck of a cruise ship.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how would you put a cobra in their hat friend?

sleight of hand

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I stole from a magician and all I got was this lousy pretty lady in a box

LaughchainGoesBrr
Dec 13, 2023
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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Twice a year I steal a dildo from Penn's sex dungeon

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

If the magician has an assistant he's loving, steal from the magician by cucking.

Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.
Gonna make that money disappear. Suck it, you charlatan

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Is a ventriloquist a magician?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

redshirt posted:

Is a ventriloquist a magician?

Sometimes a dark magician who conjured real life into a wooden dummy.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

redshirt posted:

Is a ventriloquist a magician?

Idk if they are a "wizard" or "magician" or whatever you want to call it, but they are most certainly going to hell

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

Is a ventriloquist a magician?

Close enough. Still a loving faker.

Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.

Nooner posted:

Idk if they are a "wizard" or "magician" or whatever you want to call it, but they are most certainly going to hell

What do you think of liches, Nooner?

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Nooner posted:

Idk if they are a "wizard" or "magician" or whatever you want to call it, but they are most certainly going to hell

Well, gosh, that's harsh. They're just entertaining folks.

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