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david copperfield stole the statue of liberty and has yet to give it back, the one you see in the harbor today is just a cardboard prop
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I’ve been told that if you try and pickpocket a magician, you just get a never-ending line of colored scarves tied together. Although some people get lucky and get some white doves.
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Dec 13, 2023 16:49
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You Are A Werewolf posted:I’ve been told that if you try and pickpocket a magician, you just get a never-ending line of colored scarves tied together. Lol I had this image of the pickpocket trying to run away, and the cops tracks him down by following the long line of colored scarves.
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Dec 13, 2023 17:06
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It is but most magicians respond to this by setting hex magic on their stuff so that anyone who tries to steal from them gets punished whether they get caught or not. My cousin told me he got turned into a newt that way.
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Dec 13, 2023 17:21
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how can there even be liberty if you don't have the liberty to steal the statue of liberty?
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Dec 13, 2023 17:25
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Private Cumshoe posted:how can there even be liberty if you don't have the liberty to steal the statue of liberty? *liberté
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Dec 13, 2023 17:31
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I stole a kiss from a magician 
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Dec 13, 2023 17:37
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Smugworth posted:I stole a kiss from a magician Ew. Rank.
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Dec 13, 2023 18:49
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it is never morally ok to be near a magician
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Dec 13, 2023 19:06
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redshirt posted:Well, gosh, that's harsh. They're just entertaining folks. Momma says they use the dark magics
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Dec 13, 2023 19:13
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what about burgling a brujo
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Dec 14, 2023 00:44
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the holy poopacy posted:david copperfield stole the statue of liberty and has yet to give it back, the one you see in the harbor today is just a cardboard prop what a magical Television experience that was.
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Dec 14, 2023 01:05
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BigBadSteve posted:If the magician has an assistant he's loving, steal from the magician by cucking. It's only cucking if they're married otherwise it's just sparkling infidelity
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Dec 14, 2023 01:11
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Op what is your position on mimes? I would probably steal from a mime first. Just me?
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Dec 14, 2023 01:43
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Mimes, I'm p sure, have spooky powers.
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Literally A Person posted:Mimes, I'm p sure, have spooky powers. 
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Dec 14, 2023 02:41
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A mime used telekinesis to make my shorts fall down
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Dec 14, 2023 02:49
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Smugworth posted:A mime used telekinesis to make my shorts fall down no, that was just the lack of a belt
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Dec 14, 2023 02:53
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My jorts are held up by my magnum dong
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Dec 14, 2023 03:55
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And magic
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Dec 14, 2023 03:56
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Cool thread but a magician cut my wife into thirds and stabbed my manservant multiple times. They put him into some witness protection poo poo after I confronted him. One law for wizards I guess
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Dec 14, 2023 04:27
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I have a story about David Copperfield that I'm not supposed to tell, because the person it happened to signed an NDA, but screw it I wanna tell anyway. David Copperfield had all of his props stolen in Russia some years back. They were held for ransom, and he had to pay gangsters $9,000,000 to get them back. Wow the story seemed longer than that in my head.
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Dec 14, 2023 04:31
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This post is a lie
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Dec 14, 2023 04:38
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No it isn't. The amount might be off, because I wouldn't pay that much if I were him.
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Dec 14, 2023 04:41
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David Copperfield has a net worth of a billion dollars. Holy poo poo.
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Oh ok then yeah the amount sounds right.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:My jorts are held up by my magnum dong ok, Frank
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Hollismason posted:David Copperfield has a net worth of a billion dollars. Holy poo poo. and he's the poorest of the magicians
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Dec 14, 2023 05:00
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My parents saw David Copperfield the last time they went to Las Vegas, and boy do they regret it. It’s apparently a very hokey show.
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Edward Mass posted:My parents saw David Copperfield the last time they went to Las Vegas, and boy do they regret it. It’s apparently a very hokey show. He's the avatar of way ott showmanship misdirection that any given parody magician is aping But he always has been, so it shouldn't really be a surprise to anybody
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Dec 14, 2023 06:12
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Now let me ask you a lil question you never heard, how do you make them dollars disappear like Copperfield for lack of better words?
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Dec 14, 2023 06:54
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I have a story about David Copperfield that I'm not supposed to tell, because the person it happened to signed an NDA, but screw it I wanna tell anyway. David Copperfield had all of his props stolen in Russia some years back. They were held for ransom, and he had to pay gangsters $9,000,000 to get them back. Wow the story seemed longer than that in my head. If David Copperfield actually had a rape island than this was a moral action.
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It is if they leave their ipad just on the seat of their car or whatever like some fuckin tourist, come to sf and get bipped lolololol
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Smugworth posted:A mime used telekinesis to make my shorts fall down "Pants fall off!" is a clown spell. That mime was framed.
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Dec 14, 2023 13:02
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:"Pants fall off!" is a clown spell. That mime was framed. Technically it was a box
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I'm going to steal from you OP and call it magic what are u going to do now bitch don't gently caress with magicians
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Dec 14, 2023 13:21
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What's worse than a magician? a magician sympathizer
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The mental proliferation involved in contemplating theft opens one up to the wiles of a magician. So I would say that it isn't wise to do regardless of morality.
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:What's worse than a magician?
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