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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Bunch of liars.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

Is a ventriloquist a magician?

Close enough. Still a loving faker.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

I stole a kiss from a magician :biglips:

Ew. Rank.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Mimes, I'm p sure, have spooky powers.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

What's worse than a magician?

a magician sympathizer

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DrSunshine posted:

What about illusionists? Fakirs? That fellow who makes his living by playing a flute to a charmèd rope, having the rope ascend into a cloud, having his child assistant climb into the cloud, then climbing up into said cloud whilst holding a scimitar in his mouth when his slave refuses to come down, then chops them into bits and climbs down again only to throw said pieces into a basket and cause the child to emerge therefrom, whole and alive once more?

loving fakers. Best not be leaving they wallet in the glove box.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

What about fortune tellers, and tarot card readers?

Blasphemers. Steal their CD's.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Grey Cat posted:

What if the magician is poor?

Then you steal small stuff like pennies and glasses of milk

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Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Gay wizard needs dick badly

*Raises +1 Staff of Penetration*

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