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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021
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We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty,
creator of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen.

We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,

God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God, begotten not made, one in being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation he came down from heaven;

by the power of the Holy Spirit
he was born of the Virgin Mary, and became man.

For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
he suffered, died, and was buried.
On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.

We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son.
With the Father and the Son he is worshipped and glorified.
He has spoken through the prophets.

We believe in one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church.
We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.
We look for the resurrection of the dead,
and the life of the world to come.

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121423_2
Dec 14, 2023

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Jesus was the first goon :worship:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4A1o3ZCHzE

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
16 And he came to Nazareth, where he had been brought up: and, as his custom was, he went into the synagogue on the sabbath day, and stood up for to read. 17 And there was delivered unto him the book of the prophet Esaias. And when he had opened the book, he found the place where it was written, 18 The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised, 19 to preach the acceptable year of the Lord.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021
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some people call it religion i call it trickligion

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
The Nicene Creed is heresy btw.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

lobster shirt posted:

some people call it religion i call it trickligion

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
jesus? oh i think you mean hitler 0? :smuggo:

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Gay

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

the personal is political

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





lobster shirt posted:

We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty,
creator of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen.

We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,

God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God, begotten not made, one in being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation he came down from heaven;

by the power of the Holy Spirit
he was born of the Virgin Mary, and became man.

For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
he suffered, died, and was buried.
On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.

We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son.
With the Father and the Son he is worshipped and glorified.
He has spoken through the prophets.

We believe in one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church.
We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.
We look for the resurrection of the dead,
and the life of the world to come.

ok papist

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

dude got a ban and a three day probe, never came back. respect.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

im done with the god guy. im out looking for strange ones

pandy fackler
Jun 2, 2020

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pandy fackler has issued a correction as of 06:53 on Mar 22, 2024

speng31b
May 8, 2010

paging ff

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Did he read Marx?

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 6 minutes!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

The Nicene Creed is heresy btw.

yeah well the official line that jesus, yahweh, and the holy spook are all equivalent deities that have always existed is complete gibberish that withstands no scrutiny. Perhaps the same could be said of all religions

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Hatebag posted:

yeah well the official line that jesus, yahweh, and the holy spook are all equivalent deities that have always existed is complete gibberish that withstands no scrutiny. Perhaps the same could be said of all religions

Ur a religion

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


mary was 13 when she had jesus??? yahweh belongs in jail!!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Regarde Aduck posted:

Ur a religion

that's just for tax purposes

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

I think Jesus would want us all to be friends and hang out

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Hatebag posted:

yeah well the official line that jesus, yahweh, and the holy spook are all equivalent deities that have always existed is complete gibberish that withstands no scrutiny. Perhaps the same could be said of all religions

arianism simply makes for a better story

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

jesus shouldnt get full divine status until he dies on the cross

pandy fackler
Jun 2, 2020

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pandy fackler has issued a correction as of 06:52 on Mar 22, 2024

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
In this trinity we believe

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
It isn't mentioned in any of the canonical Gospels anywhere but Jesus was a big fan of the Irish goodbye

Verus
Jun 3, 2011

AUT INVENIAM VIAM AUT FACIAM
"I am a Unitarian. I believe in God. I do not believe in the divinity of Christ."
-- billy h taft, 27th president of america

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Verus posted:

"I am a Unitarian. I believe in God. I do not believe in the divinity of Christ."
-- billy h taft, 27th president of america

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0SigntobjE

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Hatebag posted:

yeah well the official line that jesus, yahweh, and the holy spook are all equivalent deities that have always existed is complete gibberish that withstands no scrutiny. Perhaps the same could be said of all religions

the effect is to take jesus out of time, make him an eternal figure, not an historical figure who sought material changes in his own time and made sermons specifically for people in his own time

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URWa0rbB1Kw

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Megamissen posted:

arianism simply makes for a better story

yeah, god making himself a flesh suit and entering his creation in order to make it so everyone can get to heaven and worship him eternally to charge his spirit bomb or whatever his deal is there is much better. and also the holy ghost is there, probably haunting people.
i guess jesus is kind of a psychopomp too.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
Either God has sperm or Jesus was transgender

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
I think the Holy Ghost has been phoning it in for at least every Halloween ever held and I don’t think I can support any triad that has one weak link

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Megamissen posted:

arianism simply makes for a better story

it was based when Saint Nicholas knocked him out.



Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

trinitarians having to resort to violence because their arguments are bad

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

sorry your arian pride was injured

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had. With great power the apostles continued to testify to the resurrection of the Lord Jesus. And God’s grace was so powerfully at work in them all that there were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need.

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Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





having grown up Catholic I definitely couldn't be religious anymore, but tbh I do respect nontrinitarians that aren't caught up in Christ worship

yeah, Jesus of Nazareth probably existed and did a lot of cool poo poo, but idk if he was god or even the son of god or whatever, and tbh I don't really care

Venomous has issued a correction as of 18:19 on Dec 15, 2023

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