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there is no correct religion because gods not real but if there was a correct religion it would be, the holy roman catholic and apostolic church. amen.
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Dec 15, 2023 18:38
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all this stuff only exists because it's all autistic people had to argue about for millennia until they invented anime and fighting games
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Dec 15, 2023 18:39
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Verus posted:"I am a Unitarian. I believe in God. I do not believe in the divinity of Christ." Oh, so that's what they're about. Never cared to actually look them up.
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Dec 15, 2023 18:40
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Earth has a 3 corner simultaneous 3-day GOD TRIANGLE
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Dec 15, 2023 18:45
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the time cube guy was educated evil and stupid. a cube has 8 corners, not 4
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Dec 15, 2023 18:51
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the 4 corners of the globe agree
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Dec 15, 2023 18:56
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Al! posted:the time cube guy was educated evil and stupid. a cube has 8 corners, not 4 if i'm imagining myself in a cube, this is unquestionable
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Dec 15, 2023 18:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwlr65TbJA
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lobster shirt posted:there is no correct religion because gods not real but if there was a correct religion it would be, the holy roman catholic and apostolic church. amen.  god is very real and very weird
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Dec 15, 2023 19:05
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At the round earth's imagin'd corners, blow Your trumpets, angels, and arise, arise From death, you numberless infinities Of souls, and to your scatter'd bodies go; All whom the flood did, and fire shall o'erthrow, All whom war, dearth, age, agues, tyrannies, Despair, law, chance hath slain, and you whose eyes Shall behold God and never taste death's woe. But let them sleep, Lord, and me mourn a space, For if above all these my sins abound, 'Tis late to ask abundance of thy grace When we are there; here on this lowly ground Teach me how to repent; for that's as good As if thou hadst seal'd my pardon with thy blood.
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Dec 15, 2023 20:28
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We all know that Santa do whole lot for Jesus's birthday. But my question is what has Jesus done for Santa on his birthday?
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NeonPunk posted:We all know that Santa do whole lot for Jesus's birthday. he dies for his sins
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some call it trinitarianism, but i call it "win"itarianism
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Dec 16, 2023 02:10
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Jesus calling a specific fig tree a little bitch ftw
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Dec 16, 2023 02:15
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DaysBefore posted:Jesus calling a specific fig tree a little bitch ftw jesus losing his cool and calling it a f*g tree
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Dec 16, 2023 02:42
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the bumper carving on the back of my mule cart says Don't blame me, I voted for Barabbas
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Dec 16, 2023 12:33
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mawarannahr posted:sorry your arian pride was injured
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Dec 16, 2023 12:37
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He exsited but telling poor people to leave their families and give all their money to your organization (The Poor of Jerusalem) seems a bit culty
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Dec 16, 2023 14:33
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Nevertheless, He existed.
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Hatebag posted:jesus losing his cool and calling it a f*g tree hes allowed to say that word
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thats right
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Dec 16, 2023 16:48
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in ancient times, carpenter was a slang term for gigolo
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Dec 16, 2023 17:07
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did jesus practice as a carpenter at all? having a footstool made by them seems like a fun thing for a medieval cathedral to have
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Dec 16, 2023 17:12
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Megamissen posted:did jesus practice as a carpenter at all? the original wayfair conspiracy
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sadly, graduated from a tier 3 carpentry school into a recession, his career ended before it began
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jesus getting distracted by his fate, every carpentry project just turns into a cross eventually
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getting a 50 year reduction on purgatory time by travelling to ansbach and seeing a chisel once used by jesus of nazarth
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Dec 16, 2023 17:26
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tokin opposition posted:Either God has sperm or Jesus was transgender What do you think the holy ghost is? Venomous posted:having grown up Catholic I definitely couldn't be religious anymore, but tbh I do respect nontrinitarians that aren't caught up in Christ worship We are all God's children
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Megamissen posted:did jesus practice as a carpenter at all? The word that gets translated as carpenter is "tekton", which doesn't really mean what we think of today as a carpenter. Its meaning is closer to a construction worker or a day laborer than an artisan craftsman. It's one of those things like Mary Magdalene being a prostitute, it isn't historically accurate but it's been tradition for so long that challenging it is basically impossible.
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Dec 16, 2023 17:43
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Megamissen posted:did jesus practice as a carpenter at all? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclYAJhyNY0
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Mary magdalene was just a common hussy?
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Milo and POTUS posted:Mary magdalene was just a common hussy? The only time we see her in the Bible, she is one of a group of wealthy women who don't have mentioned husbands and who support Jesus financially. The church eventually decided that she must be a sex worker because how else could a woman be independent? Much more likely that she was a widow who decided not to remarry because she didn't need to. Also, as a separate note, traditionally her name is taken to mean that she is from a town called Magdalene, which literally translated just means "fortress", but it is also possible that Magdalene is a name given to her by Jesus, just like he called Peter "rock" or two of his disciples the "sons of thunder". There's no way to know, but I like the idea that he considered Mary Magdalene his "fortress" and named her as such.
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Dec 16, 2023 17:56
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She's conflated with unnamed prostitute who is also conflated with Mary the sister of Lazarus
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Remember to beat capitalists with a whip to follow Jesus's example.
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Jesus Christ… politics…
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god-drat politics. Christ!
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