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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

The Nicene Creed is heresy btw.

yeah well the official line that jesus, yahweh, and the holy spook are all equivalent deities that have always existed is complete gibberish that withstands no scrutiny. Perhaps the same could be said of all religions

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


mary was 13 when she had jesus??? yahweh belongs in jail!!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Regarde Aduck posted:

Ur a religion

that's just for tax purposes

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Megamissen posted:

arianism simply makes for a better story

yeah, god making himself a flesh suit and entering his creation in order to make it so everyone can get to heaven and worship him eternally to charge his spirit bomb or whatever his deal is there is much better. and also the holy ghost is there, probably haunting people.
i guess jesus is kind of a psychopomp too.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Earth has a 3 corner
simultaneous 3-day
GOD TRIANGLE

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


DaysBefore posted:

Jesus calling a specific fig tree a little bitch ftw

jesus losing his cool and calling it a f*g tree

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


jesus getting distracted by his fate, every carpentry project just turns into a cross eventually

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


I was crucified by centurions. But I never hated them. I said, 'Thank you for your service.'

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