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What if there was a restaurant that was full of fake prehistoric plants, ferns mostly, and completely decorated with dino stuff, and there were animatronic dinos, and the wait staff were dressed like people out on a dig, and the menu was all like "Brontosaurus Burger" and there was a huge T Rex that roared and spat fire from its eyes when it was somebody's birthday??
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Dec 27, 2023 04:38
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And there was like a big kids play area where kids could dig up things that were not choking hazards and they served alcohol and the biggest cocktail was the Extinction Event and it was a big thing with all these liquors and different colors and dry ice and multiple straws
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Dec 27, 2023 04:40
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Guessing  but
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T-REX DINOSAUR RESTAURANT/BAR/SHOPPING/EXPERIENCE The bar is shark themed
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Dec 27, 2023 08:39
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They had shark bars in dinosaur times.
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Dec 27, 2023 09:10
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do you think that sexy singles head out to the shark bar like on purpose
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Dec 27, 2023 15:16
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In dinosaur times they for sure did. Back then they had no way of knowing better. These days it's a mystery that only the greatest dinosaur scientists could discover. Unfortunately they're all dead, so we'll never know.
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Dec 27, 2023 15:25
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do you bring your date to the Sha-bar-k to impress her or do you go solo and mingle
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Dec 27, 2023 15:52
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Funky See Funky Do posted:They had shark bars in dinosaur times. Shark bars are older than tree bars
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Dec 30, 2023 16:35
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how can Denver be so carefree when he's the last dinosaur?
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:how can Denver be so carefree when he's the last dinosaur? I assume his EXTREME RADICALISM somehow inures him to the negative changes of Time.
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Dec 31, 2023 01:35
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:how can Denver be so carefree when he's the last dinosaur? There can be only one
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Dec 31, 2023 01:42
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:how can Denver be so carefree when he's the last dinosaur? When there's noone left to judge you, you can be the free radical you've always wanted to be.
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Dec 31, 2023 02:04
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oh god he killed them all
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Dec 31, 2023 02:13
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I hope that when I die, scientists will theorize that I may have had feathers. I would look so cool with feathers.
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Dec 31, 2023 16:49
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:What if there was a restaurant that was full of fake prehistoric plants, ferns mostly, and completely decorated with dino stuff, and there were animatronic dinos, and the wait staff were dressed like people out on a dig, and the menu was all like "Brontosaurus Burger" and there was a huge T Rex that roared and spat fire from its eyes when it was somebody's birthday?? I think it'd be fun if the wait staff, instead of being paleontologists, would act as time-traveling tourists from various points in the future that had come back to check out the dinosaurs. So that sometimes they'd scan your head with a weird device and they say "oops, I forgot your era doesn't yet have PsychotronicNanoprofilers™ yet" and then they'd laugh at the outdated technology when you handed them a credit card. Some would speak Martian, and then switch to broken English when they realized that 2024 was long before Elon Tesla colonized Z (the planet formerly known as Mars). Other staff could be cyborgs that would occasionally break down and start a fire.
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tek79 posted:I think it'd be fun if the wait staff, instead of being paleontologists, would act as time-traveling tourists from various points in the future that had come back to check out the dinosaurs. So that sometimes they'd scan your head with a weird device and they say "oops, I forgot your era doesn't yet have PsychotronicNanoprofilers™ yet" and then they'd laugh at the outdated technology when you handed them a credit card. Some would speak Martian, and then switch to broken English when they realized that 2024 was long before Elon Tesla colonized Z (the planet formerly known as Mars). Other staff could be cyborgs that would occasionally break down and start a fire.  I'm unclear what cyborgs have to do with dinosaurs, but eight year old me wants to go
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Dec 31, 2023 18:11
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Vampire Panties posted:
Wrong thread, right idea
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Cronodoculous posted:I hope that when I die, scientists will theorize that I may have had feathers. I would look so cool with feathers. Jesus Christ I thought you had died. e: or worse, left the site forever 
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https://i.imgur.com/101M1Rh.mp4
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I'm the l'il dino pigeon in the background
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https://i.imgur.com/2M4nZJ3.mp4
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That's a busy dashboard.
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Jan 2, 2024 01:12
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i can make the same sound after drinking chocolate milk
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Jan 2, 2024 01:15
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A third bird thread? Ok alright. These are my favourite dinosaurs. https://i.imgur.com/IJrlqeZ.mp4
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Jan 2, 2024 01:32
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Did every Tyrannosaurus rex look up at the comet all surprised like the textbook illustrations depict? They must’ve been the only dinosaurs that gave a gently caress.
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Fuckstick posted:Did every Tyrannosaurus rex look up at the comet all surprised like the textbook illustrations depict? They must’ve been the only dinosaurs that gave a gently caress. With tears in their eyes.
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dr_rat posted:They're actually 2-3 meters tall. Ut OH! I should probably watch out for dinosaurs
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Fuckstick posted:Did every Tyrannosaurus rex look up at the comet all surprised like the textbook illustrations depict? They must’ve been the only dinosaurs that gave a gently caress. I woulda been the Tyrannosaurus who looked up and was like hey look a giant ball of awesome flaming food, I'm gonna get it! And then I woulda been jumping at the thing and clamping my jaws on nothing while it impacted and blew me into tiny bits of dust
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dinosaurs look delicious, just like feet
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I gained being taken down by a pack of those things. I'd die a second time from sheer embarrassment.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Has anyone ever been attacked by geese? Birds are definitely frightening. A t rex sized goose with a mouthful of razor sharp teeth is terrifying to contemplate
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quote:The first documented human death caused by a cassowary was on April 6, 1926. In Australia, 16-year-old Phillip McClean and his brother, age 13, came across a cassowary on their property and decided to try to kill it by striking it with clubs. The bird kicked the younger boy, who fell and ran away as his older brother struck the bird. The older McClean then tripped and fell to the ground. While he was on the ground, the cassowary kicked him in the neck, opening a 1.25-centimetre (0.49 in) wound that severed his jugular vein. The boy died of his injuries shortly thereafter. The bird was right.
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Oh poo poo I totally misread the thread title. Here’s your answer, OP  Edit: Aaaaand beaten to it on page 5 
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mystes posted:look up cassowaries. they just have claws and they can easily kill people who are dumb enough to get close to them https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7258299490577206574 I dunno how to embed tiktok videos, but this is pertinent.  i dont get how they're so chill being so close to one
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heard we got hot cassowary content i approve
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that's a kiwi. Good bird
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While you certainly don't want to internationally get to close to one, the very few recorded death all seem to be "was an rear end in a top hat to a cassowary and found out" type deal. Honestly if you were sitting on a beach and one walked up to, and you didn't really have a chance to back away slowly, just not making any sudden moves or loud noise is definitely your next best bet. This is also true of a poo poo ton of potentially dangerous animals. Although some predators are a loud noises and making yourself bigger type deal.
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