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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:What if there was a restaurant that was full of fake prehistoric plants, ferns mostly, and completely decorated with dino stuff, and there were animatronic dinos, and the wait staff were dressed like people out on a dig, and the menu was all like "Brontosaurus Burger" and there was a huge T Rex that roared and spat fire from its eyes when it was somebody's birthday?? I think it'd be fun if the wait staff, instead of being paleontologists, would act as time-traveling tourists from various points in the future that had come back to check out the dinosaurs. So that sometimes they'd scan your head with a weird device and they say "oops, I forgot your era doesn't yet have PsychotronicNanoprofilers™ yet" and then they'd laugh at the outdated technology when you handed them a credit card. Some would speak Martian, and then switch to broken English when they realized that 2024 was long before Elon Tesla colonized Z (the planet formerly known as Mars). Other staff could be cyborgs that would occasionally break down and start a fire.
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