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It also seems like bat-giraffe would be excellent at climbing, which probably happened a lot in an age where 200 foot trees were common. Also I have my own  theory that were were a lot more cliffs, because no ice age to flatten terrain, only Grand Canyon-esque water erosion everywhere. Maybe bat-giraffe didnt run things down to hunt, but it had to sprint off cliffs to fly 
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tek79 posted:I think it'd be fun if the wait staff, instead of being paleontologists, would act as time-traveling tourists from various points in the future that had come back to check out the dinosaurs. So that sometimes they'd scan your head with a weird device and they say "oops, I forgot your era doesn't yet have PsychotronicNanoprofilers™ yet" and then they'd laugh at the outdated technology when you handed them a credit card. Some would speak Martian, and then switch to broken English when they realized that 2024 was long before Elon Tesla colonized Z (the planet formerly known as Mars). Other staff could be cyborgs that would occasionally break down and start a fire.  I'm unclear what cyborgs have to do with dinosaurs, but eight year old me wants to go
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mystes posted:look up cassowaries. they just have claws and they can easily kill people who are dumb enough to get close to them https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7258299490577206574 I dunno how to embed tiktok videos, but this is pertinent.  i dont get how they're so chill being so close to one
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