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Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

apparently it's a lovely place with great views and some nice fishing spots

# ? Dec 20, 2023 02:05

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# ? May 11, 2024 12:56

Visions of Valerie: Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

nantucket: at least it's not martha's vineyard

# ? Dec 20, 2023 02:29

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

went to look up who holds the Nantucket High School record in the men's 110m hurdles, and it's weird, none of them have ever finished it.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 06:50

Finger Prince

"It's a yacht", he declared, "you fuckwit!"
"it's 40 foot long!"
And he isn't wrong
But it's a sub since I sank it, so suck it!

# ? Dec 20, 2023 07:31

Finger Prince

Who's brow game was fire, he could pluck it.
His contouring fine,
His wigs were divine,
If only he'd learn how to tuck it.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 21:14

Finger Prince

Who brought his fair lady a bouquet
She let out a bleat
And proceeded to eat...
...Well how do you pronounce Nantucket?

# ? Dec 20, 2023 21:22

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Naantucket

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:41

google THIS

I'm p sure there was a man from Nantucket more than once

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:44

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i think there's been several men from theyr

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:59

Finger Prince

But were there no men to Nantucket?
The men went away,
But the women did stay.

They say there's good clams down Nantucket.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 23:02

google THIS

watho posted:

i think there's been several men from theyr

Have we confirmed that they're actually different men

# ? Dec 20, 2023 23:24

cute anime girl

sir, another man has appeared in nantucket

# ? Dec 20, 2023 23:37

RavenousScoot

mantucket

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:54

RavenousScoot

this dude from nantucket
long rear end peter, mang
saw this pig from laos
fuckin balls the size a fuckin minivan

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Dec 21, 2023 04:03

treasure bear

there once was a man from nan gently caress it
who had a peculiar gently caress it
he sat down on his gently caress it
and fell down on the gently caress it
and now he has reason to gently caress it

# ? Dec 21, 2023 05:53

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

cute anime girl posted:

sir, another man has appeared in nantucket

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 21, 2023 08:09

nut

*checking the population on the welcome to Nantucket sign* �and just one guy?

# ? Dec 22, 2023 00:11

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

What if limericks rhymed the first word of each line:

There once was a man from Nantucket.
Hair trimming was his natural talent.
Day in and day out,
Paid to trim bangs and locks,
Bare skulls were his secret objective.

# ? Dec 22, 2023 15:18

tadashi

Welcome to Hantucket.

# ? Dec 22, 2023 15:21

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

being the one man from nantucket is a lifetime appointment like the supreme justice or the pope and is as, if not more important

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 22, 2023 15:25

FutonForensic

Prisoner: (struggling against restraints) Tell me, please, what have I done wrong?

Officer: Riflemen, attention.

Prisoner: I didn't think it'd go over so strong!

Officer: Load powder.

Prisoner: If I'd known beforehand--

Officer: Raise fusillades.

Prisoner: That Nantucket had banned--

Officer: Take aim.

Prisoner: --limericks, I would have withdra--

Officer: Fire!

# ? Dec 22, 2023 18:23

RavenousScoot

harem anime about the only guy in nantucket, and he's oblivious to the anime girls all over him bc he's too busy sucking his own dick

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Dec 22, 2023 23:05

Finger Prince

Today we are all from Nantucket.

# ? Dec 22, 2023 23:12

nut

there once was a man from Nantucket
that�s it

# ? Dec 22, 2023 23:54

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

anthropologists have determined that a man originated in Nantucket. Just the one man evolved there independently. Kinda weird if you think about it.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 00:01

RavenousScoot

there once was a man from Nantucket, shame on you

there twice was a man from Nantucket, shame on me

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Dec 23, 2023 00:06

google THIS

The man from Nantucket growls warningly, bares his teeth, and shits into his own hand as another man approaches

# ? Dec 23, 2023 02:53

RavenousScoot

nantuckey

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Dec 23, 2023 02:58

cute anime girl

nantucked to bed

# ? Dec 23, 2023 03:43

RavenousScoot

nantucker carlson rae jepSin gold edition

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 04:20

nut

there�s plenty of women in Nantucket
who hide from the man in a bucket
tho he can�t see em
they still tend to greet him
with a D-generation-X classic �suck it�

# ? Dec 23, 2023 16:33