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YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

1. William Daniels
2. George Takei
3. Tim Curry
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Dr. Ruth
6. Bruce Willis
7. Ezra Miller
8. Selma Blair
9. Tami Roman
10. Bill Cosby
ALT. Christina Applegate

# ? Dec 22, 2023 18:12

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:28

Llyr: Mar 24, 2010; Music is the best

1. Phil Collins
2. Ozzy Osbourne
3. Willie Nelson
4. Joe Walsh
5. Joni Mitchell
6. Eric Clapton
7. Bill Kreutzmann
8. Axl Rose
9. Paul Stanley
10. Brian Wilson
ALT. Bono

# ? Dec 22, 2023 18:15

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

YeahTubaMike posted:

1. William Daniels
2. George Takei
3. Tim Curry
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Dr. Ruth
6. Bruce Willis
7. Ezra Miller
8. Selma Blair
9. Tami Roman
10. Bill Cosby
ALT. Christina Applegate

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# ? Dec 22, 2023 19:23

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

1. Morgan Freeman
2. Christopher Lloyd
3. Anthony Hopkins
4. Donald Sutherland
5. Martin Sheen
6. Sir Ian McKellen
7. Alan Alda

8. Don Cherry
9. George Takei
10. Walter Koenig
ALT. William Shatner
Michael Caine still has a few years in him, I reckon

# ? Dec 22, 2023 20:06

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

1. Robert Duvall
2. Phil Esposito
3. Patrick Leahy
4. Jonathan Frakes
5. Thom Yorke
6. Judge Judy
7. Hakeem Olajuwon
8. Neil Young
9. James Earl Jones
10. Franz Beckenbauer
ALT. Bill Nye

# ? Dec 22, 2023 20:18

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Linux Pirate posted:

Bam Margera
Gary Busey
Bob Newheart ()
Bret Michaels
Mitch McConnell
Charlie Sheen (lets go for double and say Joe Estevez too)
Sam Hyde looks like he has suicide written all over him
Alex Jones
ALT:Neil Breen

Wishful thinking:
Donald Trump
Putin

# ? Dec 22, 2023 20:22

Pillowpants: Aug 5, 2006

1 Roger Stone
2. Paul Manafort
3. Bruce Willis
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Tommy Lee Jones
6: Alex Jones
7: Cheney
8: Chuck Grassley
9: Shannon Doherty
10: Cody Rhodes

# ? Dec 22, 2023 23:30

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

8. Don Cherry

the real Don Cherry has been gone since 1995

# ? Dec 22, 2023 23:39

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

1. John Astin
2. Ozzy Osbourne
3. Madonna
4. June Lockhart
5. Clint Eastwood
6. William Daniels
7. Tim Curry
8. Iris Apfel
9. Gene Shalit
10. Roger Corman
Alt: Alan Greenspan

# ? Dec 23, 2023 00:52

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

The Olds:
1. Jimmy Carter
2. Iris Apfel
3. Gene Shalit
4. Warren Buffet
The Middling
5. Shannon Doherty
6. Flea
7. Ice-T
The Youngs
8. Lizzo
9. Lil Wayne
10. Ben Affleck
Alt: Rudy Giuliani

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Dec 25, 2023

# ? Dec 23, 2023 02:27

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

1. Christopher Walken
2. Christopher Lloyd
3. Steve Martin
4. Robert Redford
5. Mitch McConnell
6. Adam Carolla
7. Jonathan Majors
8. Samuel L Jackson
9. Ian Mckellan
10. Harrison Ford, via crashing his plane again

# ? Dec 23, 2023 15:47

ToyotaThong: Oct 29, 2011

1. Jimmy Carter
2. Alan Alda
3. William Shatner
4. Ozzy
5. Roman Polanski
6. Dick Van Dyke
7. Clint Eastwood
8. James Earl Jones
9. Dan Aykroyd
10. Carol Burnett

Alt. Elon Musk

ToyotaThong fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Dec 24, 2023

# ? Dec 24, 2023 03:34

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; welcome to dead gay house

jeffrey of yospos
ben stein
matt groening
jean chrétien
will wright
pete davidson
woody allen
grrm
amanda bynes
gene hackman

# ? Dec 24, 2023 05:14

Synesthesian Fetish: Apr 29, 2008; Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.

1. King Charles
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Lil Nas X
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Steve Bannon
6. Mike Tyson
7. Lily Tomlison
8. Jane Fonda
9. Mike Lindell
10. Rudy Guiliani
Alt: Lindsey Lohan

# ? Dec 24, 2023 07:41

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

1. Mitch McConnell
2. Ezra Miller
3. Andrew Callaghan
4. Bruce Willis
5. Mr Methane
6. Alfonso Robeiro
7. Val Kilmer
8. Shannon Doherty
9. Ron Jeremy
10. Jimmy Carter

ALT: Woody Allen

# ? Dec 24, 2023 11:56

haunted bong: Jun 24, 2007

1: Bill Nye
2: Ron Jeremy
3: Dick Van Dyke
4: Bruce Willis
5: Bam Margera
6: Robert Redford
7: Artie Lange
8: Tom Green
9: Jeff Bezos
10: Samuel L. Jackson

# ? Dec 24, 2023 12:16

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

1. Ex Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbot
2. The Current Pope (As at 1/1/2024)
3. The Next Pope
4. Tupac Shakur
5. Bruce Willis
6. Ron Jeremy
7. Sir Nils Olav the Third
8. Former POTUS Donald Trump
9. Alex Jones
10. Mitch McConnell
Alt. One of the Spice Girls (for 20% of points)

Assuming former presidents and world leaders are not sitting presidents or sitting world leaders and therefore fair game, they're just citizens now.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 15:43

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Anyone have Tom Smothers?

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# ? Dec 27, 2023 19:16

cumpantry: Dec 18, 2020

Fuckstick

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# ? Dec 29, 2023 23:49

Synesthesian Fetish: Apr 29, 2008; Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.

cumpantry posted:

Fuckstick

Is this an entry or a declaration?

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# ? Dec 30, 2023 00:18

Aragosta: May 12, 2001; hiding in plain sight

1. Harrison Ford
2. Mitch McConnell
3. Alex Honnold
4. Brittney Spears
5. Al Pacino
6. Robert Duvall
7. Jane Fonda
8. Barry Manilow
9. Nancy Pelosi
10. Martha Stewart
Alt. Donald Trump

# ? Dec 30, 2023 02:19

Nutella: Jun 27, 2005; "And the meek shall inherit the earth"

1. Joaquin Phoenix
2. Tom Green
3. Heather Locklear
4. Ozzy
5. Chris Christie
6. Bill Wyman
7. Eric Lindros
8. Todd Palin
9. Terry Bradshaw
10. Anthony Kiedis
ALT. Ringo Starr

# ? Dec 30, 2023 05:49

Haven: Dec 28, 2005; They might just as well've been closed.

1. Bruce Willis
2. William Shatner
3. Michael J Fox
4. Shannon Doherty
5. Phil Collins
6. Mitch McConnell
7. Vince McMahon
8. Ric Flair
9. Darby Allin
10. John Mulaney
Alt. Travis Scott

# ? Dec 30, 2023 06:53

Peter Falk: Sep 29, 2023

1. Prince Charles - edit: I will never recognize his claim to the throne
2. Camilla
3. Roger Waters
4. ~~Princess Michael of Kent~~ ~~Pope Benedict XVI~~ Prince Andrew
5. Madonna
6. Ozzy
7. Robert Plant
8. Sean Connery
9. Gene Hackman
10. Joe Arpaio
ALT. Steven Segal

Peter Falk fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Dec 31, 2023

# ? Dec 30, 2023 07:44

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI is already dead yo

1. Rudolph Giuliani
2. Bruce Willis
3. Michael J Fox
4. Ben Stein
5. Danny Bonaduce
6. Maria Menounos
7. Julie Kavner
8. Jim Davis
9. Jack Nicholson
10. Vince Neil
Alt. Gene Hackman

root beer fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Dec 30, 2023

# ? Dec 30, 2023 20:45

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Edit: double post

root beer fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Dec 30, 2023

# ? Dec 30, 2023 21:05

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

1. Patrick Stewart
2. William Shatner
3. Nancy Pelosi
4. Mitch McCkckonenell
5. David Lee Roth
6. Alannis morrisette
7. Linda Ellerbee
8. Bill Murray
9. Richard Dean Anderson
10. Ian Mckelelanan

Alt: Louis ck

Worf fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Dec 30, 2023

# ? Dec 30, 2023 21:28

Fabulousity: Dec 29, 2008; Number One I order you to take a number two.

1. Jimmy Carter
2. William Shatner
3. Mitch McConnell
4. Harvey Weinstein
5. Billy Joel
6. Bruce Springsteen
7. Harrison Ford
8. Bill Cosby
9. Sally Struthers
10. Richard Riehle
Alt: Miley Cyrus

# ? Dec 30, 2023 22:42

emSparkly: Nov 21, 2022; I'm open to interpretation!

1. Roseanne Barr
2. Joel Hodgson
3. Dick Van Dyke
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Phil Collins
6. Ozzy Osbourne
7. John Hinckley Jr.
8. Paul McCartney
9. Prince Andrew
10. Charles III
Alt. Rudy Giuliani

emSparkly fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Dec 30, 2023

# ? Dec 30, 2023 23:15

SAY YOHO: Oct 5, 2021

1 The Dali Lama
2 James Earl Jones
3 Gene Hackman
4 George Soros
5 Julie Goodyear
6 Eva Marie Saint
7 Judi Dench
8 Steve Wozniak
9 Bill Cosby
10 Phil Knight
Alt Bruce Willis

# ? Dec 30, 2023 23:55

Hilario Baldness: Feb 10, 2005; Grimey Drawer

1. Woody Allen
2. Robert Duvall
3. George Hamilton
4. Roman Polanski
5. George Soros
6. Michael Caine
7. Sissy Spacek
8. Jim Bakker
9. Warren Buffett
10. Louis Farrakhan
Alt: Bam Margera

# ? Dec 31, 2023 00:24

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

1. Justin Beiber
2. Bam Margera
3. Michael Schumacher
4. Roseanne Barr
5. Celine Dion
6. Bruce Willis
7. Madonna
8. David Attenborough
9. Alex Jones
10. Jordan Peterson
ALT: Ye (fka Kanye West)

# ? Dec 31, 2023 02:35

Synesthesian Fetish: Apr 29, 2008; Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.

Shithouse Dave posted:

1. Justin Beiber
2. Bam Margera
3. Michael Schumacher
4. Roseanne Barr
5. Celine Dion
6. Bruce Willis
7. Madonna
8. David Attenborough
9. Alex Jones
10. Jordan Peterson
ALT: Ye (fka Kanye West)

I'm seeing Madonna for the first time in March when I should have see her in October but she got sick. She's my husband's favorite so I hope she makes it to April for selfish reasons.

# ? Dec 31, 2023 04:00

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

1. Jimmy Carter
2. OJ Simpson
3. Bam Margera
4. Harrison Ford
5. Elon Musk
6. David Attenborough
7. Morgan Freeman
8. Dick Van Dyke
9. Loni Willison
10. Rudy Giuliani
ALT Sam Bankman-Fried

E: lol, so many overlapping picks with other people including picks I considered but didn't make.

BallerBallerDillz fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Dec 31, 2023

# ? Dec 31, 2023 07:50

jimmy mnemonic: Jan 9, 2007; Fun Shoe

1. Jacques Pepin
2. Tom Robbins
3. Alfred Brendel
4. Warren Buffett
5. Buzz Aldrin
6. Noam Chomsky
7. Alan Greenspan
8. David Attenborough
9. Dick van Dyke
10. Jimmy Carter
Alt: Willie Nelson

# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:46

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

It's the new year for me :australia:

so I'm gonna start the chat and there's nothing you can do to stop me! :ohdear:

I hope everyone picked well and that a bunch of horrible fucks die in amusing ways for our amusement.

Outrail fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Jan 1, 2024

# ? Jan 1, 2024 00:32

E. Revenant: Aug 26, 2002; If the abyss gazes long into you then stare right back;
make it blink.

1. Lance Armstrong (1971)
2. Mr. T
3. Val Kilmer
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Don King
6. Shigeru Miyamoto
7. Warwick Davis
8. Dick Cheney
9. Stephen Lang
10. Jimmy Carter
ALT Jerry Seinfeld

# ? Jan 1, 2024 02:57

Fuckstick: Nov 30, 2000

Times up. Good luck!

# ? Jan 1, 2024 07:00

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

I was 0/3 last year, but calling for Keith Richards was probably not the best move. He�s clearly done the correct amount of drugs to stay among the living forever :v:

# ? Jan 1, 2024 13:49

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YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

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They both have MS, and at least in recent years, it seems like celebrities don't really announce that they're sick until they're about to die

# ? Jan 1, 2024 16:33

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