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Aragosta
May 12, 2001

hiding in plain sight

Seriously, get some help

edit: horrible snipe

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
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mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Feb 20, 2024

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

I don’t think driftingmouse’s brain worms care one way or the other, so we’re stuck

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

He's also an ex-NFL player, a type of athlete not known for hitting the average life expectancy.

Counterpoint: OJ dodged a death sentence before.

I say he lives.

SplatTheBug
Feb 11, 2024
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Feb 13, 2024

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

SplatTheBug posted:

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

Take it easy there, OP, you're not that ugly.

Flunkers
Feb 8, 2024
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Feb 14, 2024

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Flunkers posted:

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:rip: Driftingmouse
:rip: “celebrity” who died

Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice
He is dead but he won't lie down

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

:rip: to the horse of a posting gimmick that DM won't stop beating.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Please don't give the pathetic rereg attention

Just report and don't engage

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:rip: “celebrity” who died

Don't worry, it's no one you know.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Garth Brooks?! Excuse me he is a legend!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Please don't give the pathetic rereg attention

Just report and don't engage

Small price to pay to keep the forums fiscally viable imo

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


The guy who invented Pop-Tarts (Bill Post) died. No Wiki or IMDB, but he touched many lives, especially goons.

ed: I hope his remains are sealed into a Mylar bag and placed in a coffin painted up like a pop-tarts box

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Feb 14, 2024

Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

If they can't pull that off at least drop a packet of frosted strawberry in the cofin

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Why don't they make plain/unfrosted pot-tarts anymore? I miss the plain apple.

Oh no, is this boomerfication?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Outrail posted:

Why don't they make plain/unfrosted pot-tarts anymore? I miss the plain apple.

Oh no, is this boomerfication?

Missing 'the old product' is for anyone, but preferring plain pop tarts is absolutely boomer attitude :colbert:

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Toaster Strudels were the superior breakfast pastry. I will absolutely be the froufrou bitch on this.

Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

Das Boo posted:

Toaster Strudels were the superior breakfast pastry. I will absolutely be the froufrou bitch on this.
Most definitely. So good. They required a toaster but they owned.

I'm going to have to get a box so my kid can try one.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Outrail posted:

Why don't they make plain/unfrosted pot-tarts anymore? I miss the plain apple.

Oh no, is this boomerfication?

They do.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Now I want some Cookies ‘N’ Crème Pop-Tarts

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
S’mores poptarts were the best. They probably still are, haven’t had one for years

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Ah, you must live in capitalist America where supply meets demand.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Nm

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Hotel Kpro posted:

S’mores poptarts were the best. They probably still are, haven’t had one for years

The last Pop Tarts I had were S'mores. I ate too many of them in one sitting, puked, then never ate a Pop Tart again.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Missing 'the old product' is for anyone, but preferring plain pop tarts is absolutely boomer attitude :colbert:

Preferring plain pop tarts is some Pod Person level poo poo. Please quarantine this “individual”.

CapChino
Feb 7, 2024

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Feb 19, 2024

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Dammit now I wanna know who died

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Dixville posted:

Dammit now I wanna know who died

Colvil Dixon, the last member of the kitchen staff at the Watergate hotel the night of the burglary.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Torquemada posted:

Colvil Dixon, the last member of the kitchen staff at the Watergate hotel the night of the burglary.

Also an Australian horse passed away.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verry_Elleegant

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Dixville posted:

Dammit now I wanna know who died

poo poo I read it before the probe and now I forget.

They were about as far from a celebrity as you can get.

EDIT: I remember. It was some rich lady’s son. No wiki page.

Lister
Apr 23, 2004

Most notable death today was another porn star, but sadly even younger this time

https://www.tmz.com/2024/02/19/porn-star-kagney-linn-karter-dead-dies-suicide/

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Porn Star is probably yet another more dangerous profession than Police Officer at this point.

More respectable too.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Lister posted:

Most notable death today was another porn star, but sadly even younger this time

https://www.tmz.com/2024/02/19/porn-star-kagney-linn-karter-dead-dies-suicide/

36. Same age as me. Jesus gently caress.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

36. Same age as me. Jesus gently caress.

Is this where the comparisons end, or do you have more in common?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Is this where the comparisons end, or do you have more in common?

Well seems now they both had people ask them if they were porn stars while they were online.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

I participate in a thread in a different part of SA where we enjoy people with unusual and unique names. I found the following gentleman on Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Assmann

and his wife:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleida_Assmann

Wikipedia purports that the couple had 5 children, meaning that there are 6 Assmen remaining.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Now there's a celebrity I can get behind!

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Ironically, he was a foot guy.

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