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Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

:siren:2024 Game is now closed. We have 57 players. Lists can now be found in the first post below the OP.:siren:

LEADERBOARD
updated January 15th

1. Fuckstick - 2 hits, 103 points
2. Liquid Chicken - 2 hits, 20 points
3. marioinblack - 1 hit, 32 points
4. BallerBallerDillz - 1 hit, 26 points
5. Maximum Sexy Pigeon - 1 hit, 9 points
6. Pigsfeet on Rye - 1 hit, 2 points
7. Everyone else - no hits, no points

Rules:

1. Your list will have ten names on it. You will also select one alternate. If one of your ten picks is declared ineligible during the game, your alternate will take their place on your list. You may edit your list at any time before Midnight CST on January 1, 2024. At that time all picks will be screenshotted and locked down. This will then become the discussion thread for the 2024 game.

2. If your pick doesn’t have a Wikipedia page or an IMDB entry, they aren’t famous enough.

3. Points will be awarded by standing on the list. (1=1 point, 10=10 points)

4.Bonus points will be awarded by your stiff’s age at death subtracted from 100. If your stiff is age 100 or over at the time of their demise, no bonus points are awarded. This means you can get lots of bonus points for younger picks, and you get hardly nothing for picking the ten oldest people on earth. Using a good strategy can score you ALOT of points, so smart placement is important.

5. This game is free, however, a prize yet to be determined will be awarded to the winner this year, my treat. The prize will not be a car. I’ll do something nice for the winner though. If there is a tie, they’ll split it.

6. Sitting Presidents and other world leaders are ineligible.

7. Any intervention by players contributing to the death of someone on their list will result in disqualification, and probably some other less serious consequences like prison.

8. Points are important, but hits are important..er. Whoever has the highest body count on 1/1/25 wins. In the event of a tie between two or more players, the player with the most amount of points shall be declared the winner.

Any questions please refer to the rules. If you don’t find your answer there, ask in the Deadpool 2023 thread. I will post my 2024 list below. Use this structure for your list.

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Fuckstick fucked around with this message at 03:34 on May 14, 2024

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Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Here are the picks for the 2024 game. Maybe I’ll make it pretty later. PM me with questions or concerns. In the event of a ineligible person being picked, they were replaced with your alternate

2024 Something Awful Deadpool

Fuckstick
1. Alan Greenspan
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Steve McMichael
4. Dolph Lundgren
5. Michael Flatley
6. Toby Keith (44)
7. Shannen Doherty
8. Jeanette Lee
9. Jonnie Irwin (59)
10. Erik Jensen
ALT. Jake The Snake Roberts

Toxic Mental
1. Mel Brooks
2. Dick Van Dyke
3. Jimmy Carter


sure okay
1. Millie Bobby Brown
2. Finn Wolfhard
3. Noah Schnapp
4. Sadie Sink
5. Caleb McLaughlin
6. Gaten Matarazzo
7. Natalia Dyer
8. Charlie Heaton
9. Joe Keery
10. Priah Ferguson

Pac and Cheese
1. Alan Alda
2. Elvira (Cassandra Peterson)
3. Deryck Whibley (Bizzy D)
4. Thijs van Leer (Focus frontman)
5. Judi Dench
6. P Diddy
7. Don DeLillo
8. Rowan Atkinson
9. Cher
10. Vincent Pastore

Semi-Protato
1. Elon Musk
2. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
3. Ric Flair
4. Barbara Eden
5. William Shatner
6. Maggie Smith
7. Danny Masterson
8. Rod Stewart
9. Pete Davidson
10. Donald Trump
ALT. Howard Stern

Grey Cat
1. Donald Trump
2. Tara Strong
3. Patrick Stewart
4. Bill Murray
5. Whoopi Goldberg
6. Sam Elliot
7. Morgan Freeman
8. Jackie Chan
9. Tress MacNeille
10. Madonna
Alt: Jimmy Carter

Darth Brooks
1. Tom Baker
2. Mel Brooks
3. Dick Van Dyke
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Christopher Lloyd
6. Jack Nicholson
7. lan Mckellan
8. Paul McCartney
9. Bruce Willis
10. Gene Shalit
ALT. King Charles

Lister
1. Jerry Sandusky
2. Artie Lange
3. Bill Clinton
4. Abdullah the Butcher (Lawrence Robert Shreve)
5. Keith Richards
6. Ozzy Osbourne
7. Jerry Lawler
8. James Earl Jones
9. Ron Jeremy
10. Jimmy Carter
ALT. Paul McCartney

Government Handjob
1. Alex Jones
2. Donald Trump
3. Bruce Willis
4. Jack Nicholson
5. John Cleese
6. Bam Margera
7. Mitch McConnell
8. Kanye West
9. Willie Nelson
10. Elon Musk
Alt: Marjorie Taylor Greene.

bitterandtwisted
1. Walther Koenig
2. Tim Curry
3. Whoopi Goldberg
4. Joe Pesci
5. John Major
6. Billy Connolly
7. George Lucas
8. Christopher Lloyd
9. Morrissey
10. Graham Linehan
Alt: George Foreman

Poo In An Alleyway
1. Tim Curry
2. William Shatner
3. Judi Dench
4. Shaun Ryder
5. Shannon Doherty
6. Keir Dullea
7. Ridley Scott
8. Jenny Agutter
9. Harvey Weinstein
10. Greg Ginn
Alt: Jay Leno

Dell_Zincht
1. Donald Trump
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Bam Margera
4. David Attenborough
5. Bruce Willis
6. Judi Dench
7. Prince Harry
8. Hulk Hogan
9. Dick Van Dyke
10. Amanda Bynes
ALT. Harvey Weinstein

neato burrito
1. Bruce Willis
2. Artie Lange
3. Warren Buffet
4. Clint Eastwood
5. Sir lan McKellen
6. Scott Baio
7. Alex Jones
8. Rupert Murdoch
9. 1-15-24 Chris Chan has been ruled not famous enough due to no Wikipedia page and no IMDB. Sorry, neato.
10. Mel Brooks

laserghost
1. Aleksandr Lukashenko
2. Jaroslaw Kaczynski
3. Mitch McConell
4. Bruce Willis

Anderson Koopa
1. Louis Farrakhan
2. Dick Cheney
3. Phil Collins
4. Pope Francis
5. Judi Dench
6. Bill Cosby
7. Joni Mitchell
8. David Attenborough
9. Tom Lehrer
10. Anthony Hopkins
Alt: Val Kilmer

Smugworth
1. Ryan Reynolds


Maximum Sexy Pigeon
1. Roger Ward
2. Phil Collins
3. Tim Curry
4. Bob Newhart
5. Mike Nussbaum not eligible
6. George Lazenby
7. Roger Corman (9)
8. Noam Chomsky
9. John Astin
10. Marilyn Manson

Mike Nussbaum crossed to the other side of the dirt on 12-23-2023

BlueBlazer
1. Elon Musk
2. Donald Trump
3. Mitch McConnell
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Michael J Fox
6. Alan Walker
7. Chuck Grassley
8. Kanye West
9. Willie Nelson
10. Kylie Jenner

Sir Nose
1. Jimmy Carter
2. Carol Burnett
3. Charlie Sheen
4. Dick Van Dyke
5. Willie Mays
6. Willie Nelson
7. David Gilmour
8. Iggy Pop
9. David Sedaris
10. Andrew Dice Clay
ALT: Antonio Fargas

Das Boo
1. Andy Dick
2. Roman Polanski
3. Harvey Weinstein
4. Rupert Murdoch
5. Bill Cosby
6. Tim Curry
7. Bruce Willis
8. Dick Van Dyke
9. Mel Brooks
10. Clint Eastwood
Alt: Ezra Miller

The Wiggly Wizard
1. Michael Dukakis
2. lan McKellen
3. Patrick Stewart
4. Maggie Smith
5. Mary Berry
6. Will Smith
7. Rudolph Giuliani
8. Bruce Willis
9. Jimmy Carter
10. Joe Pesci
Alt. Stevie Wonder

goatface
1. Jeff Goldblum
2. Neil deGrasse Tyson
3. Bob Geldof
4. Maye Musk
5. Gyles Brandreth
6. Princess Anne
7. Harry Redknapp
8. Grace Jones
9. Johnny Depp
10. Mary Berry


A Fancy Hat
1. Hulk Hogan
2. Elon Musk
3. Mel Brooks
4. Tim Curry
5. Vince McMahon
6. Donald Trump
7. Jimmy Carter
8. Tom Brokaw
9. Matt Lauer
10. Jimmy Fallon
ALT. John Carpenter

Hotel Kpro
1. Mel Brooks
2. Clint Eastwood
3. Gary Dourdan
4. Richard Petty
5. Ken Dryden
6. Woody Woodward
7. Jerry West
8. Geoff Hurst
9. Aynsley Dunbar
10. Gary Player
ALT: Judd Hirsch

Rupert Buttermilk
1. Chet Hanks
2. Thomas Markle
3. Mary Steenburgen
4. Laraine Newman
5. Jack Nicholson
6. Rich Eisen
7. Jonathan Banks
8. John Travolta
9. Alec Baldwin
10. Shannen Doherty
ALT: Danny Glover

Riptor
1. Marc Summers
2. Steven Tyler
3. Steve-O
4. Kanye West
5. Morgan Fairchild
6. Diane Keaton
7. Tony Blair
8. Bill Cosby
9. Jane Fonda
10. Dan Quayle
ALT. Paul Giamatti

ncumbered_by_idgits
1. Jay Leno
2. Brutus Beefcake
3. Kanye West
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Dick Van Dyke
6. Bruce Willis
7. Mick Jagger
8. Ric Flair
9. Rudolph Giuliani
10. Jimmy Carter


Torquemada
1. Val Kilmer
2. Christopher Lambert
3. Michael Caine
4. Gene Hackman
5. Bob Dylan
6. Steven Segal
7. Michael Biehn
8. Michael Douglas
9. Connor McGregor
10. George Foreman
Alt: Angus Young

YeahTubaMike
1. William Daniels
2. George Takei
3. Tim Curry
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Dr. Ruth
6. Bruce Willis
7. Ezra Miller
8. Selma Blair
9. Tami Roman
10. Bill Cosby
ALT. Christina Applegate

Llyr
1. Phil Collins
2. Ozzy Osbourne
3. Willie Nelson
4. Joe Walsh
5. Joni Mitchell
6. Eric Clapton
7. Bill Kreutzmann
8. Axl Rose
9. Paul Stanley
10. Brian Wilson
ALT. Bono

mom and dad fight a lot
1. Morgan Freeman
2. Christopher Lloyd
3. Anthony Hopkins
4. Donald Sutherland
5. Martin Sheen
6. Sir lan McKellen
7. Alan Alda
8. Don Cherry
9. George Takei
10. Walter Koenig
ALT. William Shatner

marioinblack
1. Robert Duvall
2. Phil Esposito
3. Patrick Leahy
4.Jonathan Frakes
5. Thom Yorke
6. Judge Judy
7. Hakeem Olajuwon
8. Neil Young
9. James Earl Jones
10. Franz Beckenbauer (32)
ALT. Bill Nye

Linux Pirate
1. Bam Margera
2. Gary Busey
3. Bob Newheart
4. Bret Michaels
5. Mitch McConnell
6. Charlie Sheen
7. Sam Hyde
8. Alex Jones
9. Donald Trump
10: Neil Breen

Pillowpants
1. Roger Stone
2. Paul Manafort
3. Bruce Willis
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Tmmy Lee Jones
6. Alex Jones
7. Dick Cheney
8. Chuck Grassley
9. Shannon Doherty
10. Cody Rhodes

Liquid Chicken
1. John Astin
2. Ozzy Osbourne
3. Madonna
4. June Lockhart
5. Clint Eastwood
6. William Daniels
7. Tim Curry
8. Iris Apfel (8)
9. Gene Shalit
10. Roger Corman (12)
Alt: Alan Greenspan

Pigsfeet on Rye
1. Jimmy Carter
2. Iris Apfel (2)
3. Gene Shalit
4. Warren Buffet
5. Shannon Doherty
6. Flea
7. Ice-T
8. Lizzo
9. Lil Wayne
10. Ben Affleck
Alt: Rudy Giuliani

Icon Of Sin
1. Christopher Walken
2. Christopher Lloyd
3. Steve Martin
4. Robert Redford
5. Mitch McConnell
6. Adam Carolla
7. Jonathan Majors
8. Samuel L Jackson
9. lan Mckellan
10. Harrison Ford


ToyotaThong
1. Jimmy Carter
2. Alan Alda
3. William Shatner
4. Ozzy Osbourne
5. Roman Polanski
6. Dick Van Dyke
7. Clint Eastwood
8. James Earl Jones
9. Dan Aykroyd
10. Carol Burnett
Alt. Elon Musk


R.L. Stine
1. ben stein
2. matt groening
3. jean chrétien
4. will wright
5. pete davidson
6. woody allen
7. amanda bynes
8. gene hackman

Synesthesian Fetish
1. King Charles
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Lil Nas X
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Steve Bannon
6. Mike Tyson
7. Lily Tomlin
8. Jane Fonda
9. Mike Lindell
10. Rudy Guiliani
Alt: Lindsay Lohan


Bloodfart McCoy
1. Mitch McConnell
2. Ezra Miller
3. Andrew Callahan
4. Bruce Willis
5. Paul Oldfield (Mr Methane)
6. Alfonso Ribeiro
7. Val Kilmer
8. Shannon Doherty
9. Ron Jeremy
10. Jimmy Carter
ALT: Woody Allen

Haunted bong
1. Bill Nye
2. Ron Jeremy
3. Dick Van Dyke
4. Bruce Willis
5. Bam Margera
6. Robert Redford
7. Artie Lange
8. Tom Green
9. Jeff Bezos
10. Samuel L. Jackson

Outrail
1. Tony Abbot
2. Pope Francis
3. Tupac ShakurJesus Christ Outrail..
3. Bruce Willis
4. Ron Jeremy
5. Donald Trump
6. Alex Jones
7. Mitch McConnell


Aragosta
1. Harrison Ford
2. Mitch McConnell
3. Alex Honnold
4. Brittney Spears
5. Al Pacino
6. Robert Duvall
7. Jane Fonda
8. Barry Manilow
9. Nancy Pelosi
10. Martha Stewart
Alt. Donald Trump

Nutella
1. Joaquin Phoenix
2. Tom Green
3. Heather Locklear
4. Ozzy Osbourne
5. Chris Christie
6. Bill Wyman
7. Eric Lindros
8. Todd Palin
9. Terry Bradshaw
10. Anthony Kiedis
ALT. Ringo Starr

Haven
1. Bruce Willis
2. William Shatner
3. Michael J Fox
4. Shannon Doherty
5. Phil Collins
6. Mitch McConnell
7. Vince McMahon
8. Ric Flair
9. Darby Allin
10. John Mulaney
Alt. Travis Scott

Peter Falk
1. King Charles
2. Camilla Bowles
3. Roger Waters
4. Prince Andrew
5. Madonna
6. Ozzy Osbourne
7. Robert Plant
8. Steven Segal
9. Gene Hackman
10 Joe Arpaio


root beer
1. Rudolph Giuliani
2. Bruce Willis
3. Michael J Fox
4. Ben Stein
5. Danny Bonaduce
6. Maria Menounos
7. Julie Kavner
8. Jim Davis
9. Jack Nicholson
10. Vince Neil
Alt. Gene Hackman


Worf
1. Patrick Stewart
2. William Shatner
3. Nancy Pelosi
4. Mitch McConnell
5. David Lee Roth
6. Alannis Morrisette
7. Linda Ellerbee
8. Bill Murray
9. Richard Dean Anderson
10. lan McKellen
Alt: Louis ck

Fabulousity
1. Jimmy Carter
2. William Shatner
3. Mitch McConnell
4. Harvey Weinstein
5. Billy Joel
6. Bruce Springsteen
7. Harrison Ford
8. Bill Cosby
9. Sally Struthers
10. Richard Riehle
Alt: Miley Cyrus

emSparkly
1. Roseanne Barr
2. Joel Hodgson
3. Dick Van Dyke
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Phil Collins
6. Ozzy Osbourne
7. John Hinckley Jr.
8. Paul McCartney
9. Prince Andrew
10. King Charles
Alt. Rudy Giuliani

SAY YOHO
1. The Dali Lama
2. James Earl Jones
3. Gene Hackman
4. George Soros
5. Julie Goodyear
6. Eva Marie Saint
7. Judi Dench
8. Steve Wozniak
9. Bill Cosby
10. Phil Knight
Alt Bruce Willis

Hilario Baldness
1. Woody Allen
2. Robert Duvall
3. George Hamilton
4. Roman Polanski
5. George Soros
6. Michael Caine
7. Sissy Spacek
8. Jim Bakker
9. Warren Buffett
10. Louis Farrakhan
Alt: Bam Margera

Shithouse Dave
1. Justin Beiber
2. Bam Margera
3. Michael Schumacher
4. Roseanne Barr
5. Celine Dion
6. Bruce Willis
7. Madonna
8. David Attenborough
9. Alex Jones
10. Jordan Peterson
ALT: Ye (Kanye West)

BallerBallerDillz
1. Jimmy Carter
2. OJ Simpson (26)
3. Bam Margera
4. Harrison Ford
5. Elon Musk
6. David Attenborough
7. Morgan Freeman
8. Dick Van Dyke
9. Sam Bankman-Fried
10. Rudy Giuliani
ALT Sam Bankman-Fried

Loni Willison deemed notable but not famous, replaced with alternate

jimmy mnemonic
1. Jacques Pepin
2. Tom Robbins
3. Alfred Brendel
4. Warren Buffett
5. Buzz Aldrin
6. Noam Chomsky
7. Alan Greenspan
8. David Attenborough
9. Dick van Dyke
10. Jimmy Carter
Alt: Willie Nelson

E. Revenant
1. Lance Armstrong
2. Mr. T
3. Val Kilmer
4. Mitch McConnell
5. Don King
6. Shigeru Miyamoto
7. Warwick Davis
8. Dick Cheney
9. Stephen Lang
10. Jimmy Carter
ALT Jerry Seinfeld

Fuckstick fucked around with this message at 03:29 on May 14, 2024

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

REMINDER

ONLY LISTS HERE UNTIL THE GAME STARTS!


Take your jibber jabber to the other thread.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Times up. Good luck!

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Maybe put the post url with that somehow in case people change their avatar and name in 2024.

Their picks will remain in this thread for posterity. Planning to create some sort of spreadsheet to keep track of things but it will be based on the username they made their picks with as well.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

:siren:2024 Game is now closed. We have 57 players. Lists can now be found in the first post below the OP:siren:

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Outrail posted:

Why was Sir Nils Olav the Third taken from my list? There's no rules against picking a penguin. They have a name and they're alive.

Commissioner has ruled. Humans only.
Another goon had his entire list redacted because it consisted entirely of make believe characters, so fair is fair.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

covidstomper58 posted:

Some people do just fine with MS, for decades. Other people it's falling off a sharp cliff. Or they take drugs for it and have bad reactions and have to switch them up until they find one that works for them with not so bad side effects.

Same with ALS and MND. The average prognosis give you 18 months from onset of symptoms, but then you get cases like Stephen Hawking or Steve Gleason who eventually stabilize and live on for years. Apparently you fare better with neurodegenerative disease if your name is Steve. Lou doesn’t do quite as well.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Sir Nose posted:

I saw Sean Connery on someone's list, he died in 2020.

Nice catch, thank you for the report.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

Has anyone looked at who the most guessed person is? From reading over them I would say Mitch McConnell

Whenever I get around to putting this on a spreadsheet I will gather all these little fun facts for you guys.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

I just found Tupac..fuckin Outrail..

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

If you don’t have Jimmy Carter on your list are you really trying? We all seen him at that funeral. He’s not long for this earth.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Mr.Acula posted:

Someone should make a thread like this but for predicting Epsteins list of kid fuckers because im too lazy to make an op atm

Not to derail the thread but what’s up with that poo poo anyway? I see reports that like a 900 page report was released but where’s the list of names? Get on it people inquiring minds wanna know..hell..it could possibly affect a few of these Deadpool candidates

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Anderson Koopa posted:

Anyone have James Kottak? He was the drummer from Scorpion.

You mean Scorpions, and nobody had him.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

It’s a moot point because nobody had this person on their list.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Grey Cat posted:

If you picked trump and he's not currently a president but became president again does he then become ineligible and subbed for your alt? Or is it at the time of the list's creation?

He won’t be president until the game concludes so he is allowed.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000


Naw they’ll be back to choke next year

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Chris Chan has been ruled not famous enough due to no Wikipedia page and no IMDB. Sorry, neato burrito.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

No.


But here’s some exciting news! Franz Beckenbauer is now pushing up daisies, which means that marioinblack is our current leader with one hit and 32 points!

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Charles Osgood is also now dead. I just about put him on my list last year, but decided he would probably linger on for a few years. I guess I was wrong.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Having a little downtime today at work so I figured I would show you that I am paying attention to the Deadpool. Sometime this year I hope to be able to share current standings and other fun poo poo like birthdays. Anyway, here’s some proof that I’m not loving it off.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What's funny is that if you showed the same picture to your boss or whoever you report to, you WOULD be loving off, at least in their eyes (likely, unless they're cool).


She’s cool. In fact, she’s been helping me. She’s a whiz at excel. We’re pretty chill around here.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Also, are you calculating their ages so they're dynamically adjusted as time goes by, or are they static values that you'd have to manually change on a given entry's birthday?

Right now I’m just gonna have to check if they had a birthday. It’s set up to automatically tally whatever points that cell reads to the individual lists when the name is altered or removed. I’m afraid there will be much more work to be done if we need to add individual birthdates to the sheet.

Hotel Kpro posted:

You’re looking up the age of everyone? That’s a big ol time commitment but I appreciate the effort

It wasn’t that bad really. A simple google search of most of the picks provided their age automatically, and the first search result was usually their wiki page or IMDB

Fuckstick fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jan 26, 2024

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Dynamic age adjustment is definitely a possibility when time allows. I would like to make this spreadsheet as solid as possible so it can be reused each year. It has been quite a bit of work…but it’s a labor of ❤️

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Outrail posted:

I was asking a serious question. Why isn't that data in a pivot table appropriate format? :colbert:

Because i don’t know how to do it :smith:

I’ll discuss that with my boss as well. She’s training me to do most of it.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

La di Da di…we likes to party..we don’t cause trouble..we don’t botha nobody but still get decapitated in Memphis anyway.

RIP in pieces Slick Rick.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

root beer posted:

I was going to say “holy poo poo really?!” but it’s a different Slick Rick

Really? Well poo poo nevermind then 😂

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Outrail posted:

PM me if she can't help and you want a pivot table tutorial next week. This is important business.

I appreciate your offer even after I killed your penguin :beerpal:

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

You think he registers one account at a time? Or does he stock up on accounts, spending hundreds of dollars at a shot?

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Why didn’t anyone else pick Jonnie Irwin? Now he’s dead and I look like an rear end in a top hat for leading my own Deadpool.

Kudos to y’all for not copying off my paper I guess :q:

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

King Charles is picked by three players.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Torquemada posted:

The guy had stomach cancer two years ago, if I knew who the gently caress this guy was I would have picked him too. Just look for youngish people with a history of drug or alcohol abuse, or people who've had a serious cancer diagnosis, and you're all set.

This. Different people use different strategies, but I am definitely a cancer chaser.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

emSparkly posted:

Looks like he’s the one with the boot in his rear end now.

I was thinking this was too soon but since you opened the floodgates..

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

I’ve found former pro wrestlers are good candidates, sick people are excellent choices as well. I try to shy away from Hollywood trainwrecks unless they have a recurring problem. So many celebs have kicked right after getting back from rehab. That’s like the riskiest time for them. (Luke Perry) I stay far away from elderly celebrities unless they show recent signs of decline. I could’ve been putting Dick Van Dyke on my lists for 12 years now simply because of his advanced age, but his good health and clean lifestyle is the reason for his longevity. Yeah he’ll leave us eventually, but there’s plenty of lower hanging fruit each year to fill out a list of ten people.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

I vaguely remember Mojo Nixon writing a song called “Don Henley must die”. Guess Don got the last laugh.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Anybody wanna start a prayer chain for OJ? Anybody?

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

So I’m sick and loving tired of writing “if” statements. I’m still plugging away when I have time, but I’m basically writing 560 “if” statements for this spreadsheet. If I see someone died I expedite that celeb and the lists that have them to report scoring, but the rest will have to wait.

That said. If you find out someone on your list croaked..particularly the obscure ones that some of you were so diligent to select, reporting those here is always appreciated. Just scream at me about your points, light a fire under my rear end.

Cheers!

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Keeping the Pope and Mitch McConnell on the radar..

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Hey wrasslin fans..Virgil is dead.

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Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

goatface posted:

Is that negative 2 points?

Looks like liquid chicken will get 8 points reflecting list position. You don’t get docked points for years over 100..you just don’t get any points for age. I’ll update it when I get around to it 🫡

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