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Just stopping by your house for a few hours with eleven flea-ridden dogs lettign them roll around on your furniture especially your bed and letting them poo poo inside your house Was just thinking of you and thought i'd stop by to gently caress up your life and also I do a poo poo in your house too but i eat the same food as my dogs so you can't distinguish my poo poo from all the dogs' poo poo, even though you really want to beacause you want to [put it on a special pedestal and worship as a heathen idol. --Write a Joke about cum here befopre posting_-- |
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just checkking in t o see how you're doing haven't seen you in a while *has 11 dogs in tow all growling and spluttering int he doorway* do you midn if i come in, bitch |
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Dec 21, 2023 02:38
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i'm only comning in for a minute or two just long enough to make the rest of your days on thiss earth a nightmare beyond compare |
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Dec 21, 2023 02:39
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arent you a bad guy this seems like bad posting 2 me
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Dec 21, 2023 03:26
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do the fleas know any
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Dec 21, 2023 03:36
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baka fwocka fwame posted:arent you a bad guy this seems like bad posting 2 me he used 2 poast good. idk what happened 
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Dec 21, 2023 03:39
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ay buddy, I didn't order the flea circus, see the invoice even says, "chorus line of bedbugs," RETURN TO SENDER
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Dec 21, 2023 03:45
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Areola Grande posted:he used 2 poast good. idk what happened she still posts good
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Dec 21, 2023 05:42
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partially tracking the poo poo my 11 terrible dogs have just done on your collapsed futon/foldout, carpet and pile of clothes back outside on my shoes as an act of grace
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Dec 21, 2023 05:47
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treasure bear posted:she still posts good my bad! |
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Dec 21, 2023 05:56
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oh man the bliss of living with ur 11 dogs in a van
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Dec 21, 2023 09:03
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Areola Grande posted:my bad! this is literally a good thing but still think she should post better |
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Dec 21, 2023 13:22
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dear alanis: your 1995 hit single on this subject was catchier and, more importantly, pithier. just some friendly advice, but why am I telling you this? you oughta know!
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Dec 21, 2023 14:28
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soiling the floor along with ur 11 dogs; so that's what they mean by 'doggy-style'
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Dec 21, 2023 15:12
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Hey how are oyu doing haven't sseen you in so long hey just let all of my dogs i n for a minute to poo poo and poiss all over your house and i will piss and poo poo in it too |
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Dec 21, 2023 15:16
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welcome to my house. you may piss and poo poo here
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Dec 21, 2023 15:55
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oh my god bro thanks for letting me drop by i don't wanna be a bother so i'm just gonna pop a squat in your front yard before i come in hahaha bro no big deal [pissing violently, it's blasting in 3 directions] nice azaleas you've got here who planted this garden?? [farts]
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Dec 21, 2023 16:42
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fleased to mite you
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Dec 21, 2023 18:24
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On the eleventh day of Christmas🎵
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hey buddy what's up? me? oh just going to come in and scootch my naked rear end across your carpet for a while, don't mind me! yeah those 11 dogs are with me
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Dec 21, 2023 19:23
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:hey buddy what's up? they learned from the best, pal!
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hey bud, just me and my 11 mangey dogs here, can you give me all of my bugs back, what are you some kind of flea-loader?? don't worry, I'll wait... [flashback to earlier using an xtra xtra fine marker to label my fleas skipping numbers here and there]
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Dec 21, 2023 20:43
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cute anime girl posted:fleased to mite you |
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Dec 21, 2023 22:40
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before you ask, some really interesting things arose in life and ya I do live in an IKEA, make yourself at home however you need to and the Swedish meatballs are on my dime
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nut posted:before you ask, some really interesting things arose in life and ya I do live in an IKEA, make yourself at home however you need to and the Swedish meatballs are on my dime Sure you can use the pisser, there are 26 model bathrooms in this labyrinth and 2 real ones, good luck |
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RavenousScoot posted:hey bud, just me and my 11 mangey dogs here, can you give me all of my bugs back, what are you some kind of flea-loader?? don't worry, I'll wait... |
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taking my 11 mangy dogs to the fleamarket; we're buying and selling
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Got a favor to ask sorry to do this to you but I need somewhere to park my gigantic defective sewerage truck and your driveway is the only empty one right now. I know it might take you a while to get back so I've parked it there temporarily and it's currently pumping sewerage directly into your windows and my mouth |
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whatup bitch don't mind me the microeavws uh the powers out by us I need your mikerwave I'm just gonna heat some fuckin crawfish boil levftover and durians heyh TRY ONE heh fuckin gaggin pussy LOL
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Hello it's me again with my 11 clearly not housetrained dogs. Why yes my father was Kramer from Seinfeld and my mother was one of the Bumpuses from A Christmas Story, how did you know? |
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Munkeylord posted:im gay
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merry christmas i say as i park my raindeer on your roof displacing a load of the slates and allowing their poo poo and slurry to run down into the roof, merry christmas ho ho ho
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Dec 25, 2023 03:36
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treasure bear posted:merry christmas i say as i park my raindeer on your roof displacing a load of the slates and allowing their poo poo and slurry to run down into the roof, merry christmas ho ho ho oh. hiiii, how nice of you to drop by! *can’t bring myself to point out it’s June 15th*
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Munkeylord posted:im gay
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yo help a brother out quick fujcin the cops are drivin by and I don't need a nother drunk in pubic let me just head to uour bathroom quick *starts puking* *puts one finger over pursed lips and bulging cheeks so it fans out 360° like a garden hose coating everything on the way to the bathroom* *stops walking right before the door* *opens mouth and the rest just pours out while talking* hooo whoah I tjought I'd make it
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*while dog is blasting projectile liquid poo poo over your grandma's urn* It's been so great to catch up |
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I brought my kid who is going to wander around completely unsupervised I hope you don't mind. He's never been told not to touch stuff, so he's going to push the dust cones in on your speakers. |
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I brought all those cockroaches someone texted me for, no problem my pleasure
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