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do the fleas know any
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2023 03:36 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:27 |
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ay buddy, I didn't order the flea circus, see the invoice even says, "chorus line of bedbugs," RETURN TO SENDER
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2023 03:45 |
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On the eleventh day of Christmas🎵
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2023 18:24 |
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hey bud, just me and my 11 mangey dogs here, can you give me all of my bugs back, what are you some kind of flea-loader?? don't worry, I'll wait... [flashback to earlier using an xtra xtra fine marker to label my fleas skipping numbers here and there]
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2023 20:43 |
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whatup bitch don't mind me the microeavws uh the powers out by us I need your mikerwave I'm just gonna heat some fuckin crawfish boil levftover and durians heyh TRY ONE heh fuckin gaggin pussy LOL
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2023 03:32 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:27 |
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yo help a brother out quick fujcin the cops are drivin by and I don't need a nother drunk in pubic let me just head to uour bathroom quick *starts puking* *puts one finger over pursed lips and bulging cheeks so it fans out 360° like a garden hose coating everything on the way to the bathroom* *stops walking right before the door* *opens mouth and the rest just pours out while talking* hooo whoah I tjought I'd make it
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2023 20:22 |