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Just stopping by your house for a few hours with eleven flea-ridden dogs
lettign them roll around on your furniture especially your bed and letting them poo poo inside your house
Was just thinking of you and thought i'd stop by to gently caress up your life
and also I do a poo poo in your house too but i eat the same food as my dogs so you can't distinguish my poo poo from all the dogs' poo poo, even though you really want to beacause you want to [put it on a special pedestal and worship as a heathen idol.
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May 14, 2024 06:59
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just checkking in t o see how you're doing haven't seen you in a while *has 11 dogs in tow all growling and spluttering int he doorway* do you midn if i come in, bitch
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Dec 21, 2023 02:38
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i'm only comning in for a minute or two just long enough to make the rest of your days on thiss earth a nightmare beyond compare
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Dec 21, 2023 02:39
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Hey how are oyu doing haven't sseen you in so long hey just let all of my dogs i n for a minute to poo poo and poiss all over your house and i will piss and poo poo in it too
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Dec 21, 2023 15:16
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Got a favor to ask sorry to do this to you but I need somewhere to park my gigantic defective sewerage truck and your driveway is the only empty one right now.
I know it might take you a while to get back so I've parked it there temporarily and it's currently pumping sewerage directly into your windows and my mouth
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Dec 22, 2023 13:44
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*while dog is blasting projectile liquid poo poo over your grandma's urn* It's been so great to catch up
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May 14, 2024 06:59
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Oh hey! Fancy seeing you here! You don't mind if I borrow your entire skin to wear for a few hours right?
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