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# ¿ Dec 21, 2023 15:55 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 14:14 |
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oh my god bro thanks for letting me drop by i don't wanna be a bother so i'm just gonna pop a squat in your front yard before i come in hahaha bro no big deal [pissing violently, it's blasting in 3 directions] nice azaleas you've got here who planted this garden?? [farts] |
# ¿ Dec 21, 2023 16:42 |
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:hey buddy what's up? they learned from the best, pal! |
# ¿ Dec 21, 2023 20:03 |
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oh hey neighbor i couldn't help but notice that ye accidentally left yer seventeen feral pet raccoons outside in the nearby woods, i've brought them - [frenzied raccoon noises] ahaha settle down there pals come hop on out of there [frenzied raccoon noises, but louder] - whoo yah sorry there bud, anyway like i said i brought 'em all back fer ya there. mind if i use your pisser right quick? won't be but a minute, right thanks mate just dealin' with a spot of the ol' dysentery there, ye know how it is hah! |
# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 05:52 |