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Take out as many credit cards as you can and only pay the minimum monthly fee after maxing them out. You're borrowing so much money and if there is higher interest rates on the credit cards you'll never pay down the balance so the bank never sees the money you're borrowing from them ever again
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Take out as many credit cards as you can and only pay the minimum monthly fee after maxing them out. You're borrowing so much money and if there is higher interest rates on the credit cards you'll never pay down the balance so the bank never sees the money you're borrowing from them ever again The financial institutions' response to this plan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk1cVFZyII0
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Dec 21, 2023 15:59
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If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
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Dec 21, 2023 16:04
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Become a hedge fund manager and invent a new financial technique, inflate its value, create a bubble, drag all the financial institutions into the bubble, and then crash the economy.
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Dec 21, 2023 17:02
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all silicon valley financial's apes gone
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Dec 21, 2023 17:09
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buy gold
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convert all your money to colloidal gold and silver and drink it so they can't get their grubby paws on your wealth!
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Dec 21, 2023 17:11
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The best way is to find the biggest financial institution close to you, sneakily look if they have any jobs openings, apply for it then you'll get on the inside and get this, they'll start giving you money!
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Dec 21, 2023 17:12
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Hatebag posted:convert all your money to colloidal gold and silver and drink it so they can't get their grubby paws on your wealth! Giving myself heavy metal poisoning to own the federal reserve.
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VideoKid posted:Giving myself heavy metal poisoning to own the federal reserve. thank you kindly for helping everybody out by explaining the joke
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fly a plane or two into the building where their offices are headquartered (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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kind of on a less risky to yrself note, apply for every credit card you can find with no annual fee and a "spend x get x" initial bonus (usually like spend $1500 in first 3 months, get $100 cash back or something). Put everything on the card to rack it up and get the bonus, then switch to the next card, etc. I have 8 of these cards now and ive made over $1500 off them and the card companies have never made a cent off of me
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Dec 21, 2023 19:25
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JamesKPolk posted:fly a plane or two into the building where their offices are headquartered Reenact the plot of fight club
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reenact the plot of the first season of mr robot
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JamesKPolk posted:fly a plane or two into the building where their offices are headquartered idk dude id just leave my 19 friends at the airport
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Dec 21, 2023 19:29
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Overthrow the government that promised to pay the institution all your countries wealth and then keep the loan
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Dec 21, 2023 19:35
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take three pigs and paint the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them then release them in the building. they'll waste so much time trying to find #3
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Dec 21, 2023 19:50
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1. Borrow all the bank's money 2. Spend it on weed and cheeseburgers and poo poo 3. When they ask for the money back say no
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Also if you're feeling vindictive you could use the money to hire the strongest lawyer in the land and sue the bank to hell and back for being so reckless with their lending.
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Dec 21, 2023 19:57
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Has anyone here tried robbing a bank? I'm not a cop.
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Dec 21, 2023 19:58
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go visit their offices and leave an upper decker
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Well a good start is [radio interference - unintelligible] moving through their offices [radio interference] call to [radio interference] BAILA! BAILA!  Sorry guys, sunspots are making comms pretty bad
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one word: Dogecoin
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sleeptalker posted:Has anyone here tried robbing a bank? I'm not a cop. tried this but did you know that the bank teller can just say no when you tell them you want to have all their money? banks are smart, we have to be smarter
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remember that guy who had an explosive collar tied around his neck and someone forced him to rob a bank? and then the cops made him sit around and the kidnapper blew his head up. that was pretty gnarly
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it was like the head explosion scene from Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, but bad
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Hatebag posted:remember that guy who had an explosive collar tied around his neck and someone forced him to rob a bank? and then the cops made him sit around and the kidnapper blew his head up. that was pretty gnarly he was in on it
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FirstnameLastname posted:he was in on it yeah, he thought the bomb was fake lol. bit of an error in judgement
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guess he'll never be the head of a major banking corporation!!!
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JamesKPolk posted:fly a plane or two into the building where their offices are headquartered both towers and the pentagon were successful
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proletarian revolution
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JamesKPolk posted:fly a plane or two into the building where their offices are headquartered How am I supposed to fly the second plane?
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Asking for hundreds of dollars in pennies. Unroll the rolls. Bring it back the next day.
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lick all the pens so they have to throw them out
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but first, buy shares in a pen company
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leave an upper decker in atm machine
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petition president xi to launch an immediate nuclear decapitation strike on washington dc
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put marinara sauce in the pneumatic tube system
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purchase goods with Yuan
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JamesKPolk posted:fly a plane or two into the building where their offices are headquartered The problem with that is theyll just short-sell the airlines the day before.
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