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as an intellectual i sleep with a kinetic sculpture above my bed showcasing shapes and colours to aid my development, suitable ambient lighting is provided and my parents keep appraised of my needs via intercom, should i require assistance
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Dec 23, 2023 05:38
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 8, 2024 04:51
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- Gaylor Moon
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Gender? I hardly know'er
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I sleep with blankies
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Dec 23, 2023 08:39
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- treasure bear
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as an erudite gourmand i delight in sampling dishes prepared as puréed fine pastes, it amuses me greatly to envision each spoonful as a locomotive passing through my tunnel maw
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Dec 23, 2023 13:00
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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As a "Mozart Effect" Baby, I was made to listen to classical music as I slept for brain development.
I think of that a lot as I dig through dumpsters.
Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Dec 23, 2023
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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Dec 23, 2023 13:53
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- cute anime girl
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oh the joy and fascination of the metallic composition of keys! when my parents shake the ring that holds them, and they make this beautiful sound like angels' choir! how joyous, it makes me laugh.
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Dec 23, 2023 14:37
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- treasure bear
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oh the joy and fascination of the metallic composition of keys! when my parents shake the ring that holds them, and they make this beautiful sound like angels' choir! how joyous, it makes me laugh.
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Dec 23, 2023 15:13
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I write complex mathematical equations with my poop
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Dec 23, 2023 16:31
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- nut
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as an intellectual i sleep with a kinetic sculpture above my bed showcasing shapes and colours to aid my development, suitable ambient lighting is provided and my parents keep appraised of my needs via intercom, should i require assistance
we’re too poor so I have to infinitely rotate what I think it’d look like in my brain
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Dec 23, 2023 16:37
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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i mourn the loss of my mother's eyes for only a moment before the joyous reveal that she has new ones that look just like the old ones
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Dec 24, 2023 04:51
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- bird.
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as an intellectual i am always looking for new ways to expand my mind, and the best way ive found to do that is this posts' sponsor, Brilliant.Org
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Dec 24, 2023 04:54
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- treasure bear
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i mourn the loss of my mother's eyes for only a moment before the joyous reveal that she has new ones that look just like the old ones
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Dec 24, 2023 05:11
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- FutonForensic
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Chuckling sensibly whilst I watch Cocomelon
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Dec 24, 2023 06:15
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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As an intellectual, I get a +2 to mental attack rolls, a -4 penalty to charisma, and also there are no mental attack rolls in this setting.
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Dec 24, 2023 06:27
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- RavenousScoot
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I'm an excellent communicator. All of my needs are met without necessitating even a single word!
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Dec 24, 2023 06:29
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- bird.
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I don't think this YouTuber was in any way prepared for the masterpiece reply he mistakenly suggested I "leave in the comments"
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Dec 24, 2023 06:38
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- google THIS
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Excuse me, this crayon is not red, it is burnt ochre (takes another bite)
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Dec 24, 2023 06:53
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- RavenousScoot
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you allege that you've far exceeded my capabilities in all measures of your mental faculties, and you boast your physical prowess over me... yet I dare to ask:
who cleanses your backside?
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Dec 24, 2023 07:03
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- cute anime girl
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a joyous occasion! once again I am placed in front of our large screen to be stimulated by the visuals of dancing fruit. I am captivated by the colourful display and beautiful tunes, and I can feel my mental capacity already expanding. I giggle in anticipation for what these wacky fruits will do next.
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Dec 24, 2023 13:26
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- nut
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actually, colleagues, Lego structures hold much more water when built upside *in my empty bedroom talking into the corner with no recording devices at all*
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Dec 24, 2023 17:33
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- treasure bear
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I am mostly listening to traditional folk songs, passed down by oral tradition, I'm rather intrigued by this Rock-a-bye song that has piqued my interest, a harrowing tale of a person's fall from a tree top.
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Dec 24, 2023 22:46
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I am able to recite from memory every line of the ancient epic poem The Itsy-Bitsy Spider
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Dec 25, 2023 04:55
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- cute anime girl
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gentlemen! I've broken new records again, because three times in a row I've put every block shape into their intended hole without fail! three perfect games, surely this is unprecedented!
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Dec 25, 2023 08:08
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- treasure bear
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gentlemen! I've broken new records again, because three times in a row I've put every block shape into their intended hole without fail! three perfect games, surely this is unprecedented!
bravo!
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Dec 25, 2023 11:01
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- Quadramind
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gentlemen! I've broken new records again, because three times in a row I've put every block shape into their intended hole without fail! three perfect games, surely this is unprecedented!
block hole ELO is off the charts
international block hole grandmaster
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Dec 25, 2023 18:21
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- nut
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ignore its name, you would be simple to release your believes to it so easily--if you dare roll it, there is no guarantee of death whatsoever
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Dec 26, 2023 20:41
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- old friend
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working on a new dreamcatcher design that only catches wet ones
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Dec 27, 2023 18:16
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- nut
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trying to find the appropriate and accessible celebrity to feature in a commercial where I introduce a style of yo-yo where the yo-yo never comes back just stays out there
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Dec 27, 2023 19:26
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- old friend
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As of late I've decided that it's more befitting to have my servant move me around the manor and the township by way of a moving throne.
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Dec 27, 2023 23:55
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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I speak a mostly wordless language of my own devising based strictly on intonation, volume, and occasional cheeky homonyms of common domestic terms.
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Dec 28, 2023 00:38
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 8, 2024 04:51
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- Visions of Valerie
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Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...
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working on a new dreamcatcher design that only catches wet ones
can you do cold ones instead? Kinda thirsty over here
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Dec 29, 2023 01:53
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