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cardedagain
Aug 28, 2006

Mulaney Power Move posted:

IM me if you know where to find the pornographies on AOL

What's your ICQ account #?

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

bloodysabbath posted:

... This is before learning that one company pretty much owns every single dating app of any note, and that these apps/sites now are constructed in a way to limit the pool of people you can even see, all the better to entice you with premium subscriptions.(It’s all for naught because we’ll ultimately all be hooked up Matrix-1 style to Metaverse pods which automate sexual release at scheduled intervals, but yeah.)

I for one welcome our new techno-masters.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

cardedagain posted:

What's your ICQ account #?

69001 nickname is 1337MilfHntrFLA

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

cardedagain posted:

What's your ICQ account #?

42069

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Mine was 4206969

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
I have never used the internet and never plan to. So I have missed out on 100% of famous internet things, including this thread

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
I wasn't a part of usenet/IRC for the Eternal September. I had the capability and knowhow, I just spent all my time playing XCOM

otherwise, I've sorta/kinda been here for all of it

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Mulaney Power Move posted:

69001 nickname is 1337MilfHntrFLA

This jars my memory. I could've gotten in on the ground floor of Milf Hunting but I thought it was unethical at the time. I didn't realize just how prevalent Milfs are in my area!

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
I'm old enough to have chosen between Xmodem and Zmodem to download bikini pictures from a neighborhood BBS but I never had a Myspace or Live journal or used Facebook or Instagram for personal poo poo.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

I missed out on OG counterstrike, I think at that time I was playing a lot of Jedi Knight multiplayer. My first Half-Life game was Blue Shift, which I thought was pretty good

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Remember visiting the IBM pavilion in Second Life?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

redshirt posted:

Remember visiting the IBM pavilion in Second Life?

I do not.

I actually kind of do regret not having gotten in on that disaster.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

redshirt posted:

Remember visiting the IBM pavilion in Second Life?

No

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

redshirt posted:

Remember visiting the IBM pavilion in Second Life?

I wonder how many of those "virtual storefronts" made by serious companies and institutions still exist somewhere in Second Life, abandoned as they were in 2010

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

steinrokkan posted:

I wonder how many of those "virtual storefronts" made by serious companies and institutions still exist somewhere in Second Life, abandoned as they were in 2010

they all moved to decentraland which is just an off-brand and even worse blockchain-based Second Life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Lv8h9o39A

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Dec 26, 2023

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Oh for sure, I don't expect any company to have an active SL presence, but it's funny to me if the corporate presentations they made years ago are still there, like accidental time capsules and failed monuments to a digital future that never came

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

My favorite part of How To with John Wilson was when he interviewed the Second Life Land Baron who had too much social anxiety to evict his virtual tenants and just wanted to talk about how nice it is that a woman with a beautiful, attractive and sexy avatar said "how are you" to him

Less Is Definitely
Jan 10, 2012

redshirt posted:

Remember visiting the IBM pavilion in Second Life?

Something Awful should bring back Second Life Safari threads and frontpage articles. When you log in to Second Life nowadays, it feels like exploring the deserted ruins of a dead civilization.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

I was out of the dating game by the time that tindr came out, from what I hear it was pretty glorious for about 6 months before everyone found out about it and ran it into the ground. Facebook was like that too, for awhile it was just a neat way to connect with other young people but once anyone could make an account everything went to poo poo.

I am in the process of missing out on chatgpt at this very moment, it sounds like the dumbest poo poo imaginable imo

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Yahoo used to have a dating site. A friend of mine I think actually met a girl on there and dated her for quite a while.

Didn't Yahoo used to have a LOT of features in the early 2000s? Like you could click on a games link log in and just play random games like Chess and Poker and trivia with strangers on the site directly? Does that feature even still exist?

What was that big tetris-like/columns-like web-based puzzle game that was huge around 2005-2010? I don't know if it was Candy Crush that long ago, but I remember having a supervisor was really into it. I never got into any of those web-based games like that during the early Facebook era when everyone else was going nuts for them.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

QuarkJets posted:

I was out of the dating game by the time that tindr came out, from what I hear it was pretty glorious for about 6 months before everyone found out about it and ran it into the ground. Facebook was like that too, for awhile it was just a neat way to connect with other young people but once anyone could make an account everything went to poo poo.

I am in the process of missing out on chatgpt at this very moment, it sounds like the dumbest poo poo imaginable imo

chatgpt is a nifty tool for getting a lot of words on pages for bullshit I don't wanna write, but its content by itself is sorta crap.


JediTalentAgent posted:

Yahoo used to have a dating site. A friend of mine I think actually met a girl on there and dated her for quite a while.

Didn't Yahoo used to have a LOT of features in the early 2000s? Like you could click on a games link log in and just play random games like Chess and Poker and trivia with strangers on the site directly? Does that feature even still exist?

What was that big tetris-like/columns-like web-based puzzle game that was huge around 2005-2010? I don't know if it was Candy Crush that long ago, but I remember having a supervisor was really into it. I never got into any of those web-based games like that during the early Facebook era when everyone else was going nuts for them.

I dated a girl I met on Yahoo! Personals for a few months in 2006. Also Yahoo! Messenger used to have all sorts of stuff - pool, chess, poker, trivia. I think it had a point to point video conferencing feature as well. I dont think it was ever really popular though, I remember setting up the login for Trillian and never using it

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

doctorfrog posted:

"fam"

"my dude"

Be glad you missed it. A micro trend when everybody was calling pizza: 'za.'

I got some 'za'

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



QuarkJets posted:

I am in the process of missing out on chatgpt at this very moment, it sounds like the dumbest poo poo imaginable imo

I am as well. The more all the Very Serious Folks in corporate media extol A.I as world changing, the more convinced I am that the tech is (mostly) keys being jangled in front of our faces and that the trend will die out soon enough (like NFTs/crypto and all the other bullshit Silicon Valley bubbles).

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

QuarkJets posted:

I missed out on OG counterstrike, I think at that time I was playing a lot of Jedi Knight multiplayer. My first Half-Life game was Blue Shift, which I thought was pretty good

JK owned. The exploit to turn yourself into a thermal detonator was funny the first couple times I saw it.

In Mysteries of the Sith you could put the Rancor in a mp map but nobody seemed to know how to have him hosted by a server, so everybody had their own client-side Rancor trying to eat them that nobody else could see.

"wtf r u doin dude??"

"I AM TRYING TO LIGHTSABER THE RANCOR! HELP!"

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I read sonic fan fic when I was like 8 and then quickly lost interest. We all know how that turned out. Rule 34 etc etc

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Dixville posted:

I read sonic fan fic when I was like 8 and then quickly lost interest. We all know how that turned out. Rule 34 etc etc

So that's how you developed an inflation fetish? Interesting

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

QuarkJets posted:

I missed out on OG counterstrike, I think at that time I was playing a lot of Jedi Knight multiplayer. My first Half-Life game was Blue Shift, which I thought was pretty good

I'm sad cause that means you probably missed out on OG TFC too, it was rly good

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I never got into homestar runner. I heard about it and knew of the memes but by the time I ventured there I was well into the adult swim humor and it felt just kinda fine?

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I got into Homestar Runner before it was cool and I tried to show it to a lot of people at school but they all called me a dork and told me it was dumb. Then like 1-2 years later I was over it and it wasn't funny to me anymore and that's when it became super popular and people told me I was a dumb dork for not liking it.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

meat police posted:

I'm sad cause that means you probably missed out on OG TFC too, it was rly good

It's true, I played a buttload of TF2 but never TFC

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

wesleywillis posted:

I don't remember the original ribkid thread or whatever it was that brought ribkid to prominence.
Was it a thread or just a picture in a thread?

Someone just posted a GBS thread with a title like "This boy sure loves his ribs" and posted the image. I remember thinking it was weird that he was dubbed rib "kid" since his age seemed pretty similar to what I imagined the average goon age to be at the time. This was years before I had an account.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Someone mentioned a "famous" internet person in another thread today whose initials are "CWC". I pretty much missed most of that poo poo.

Its probably not a bad thing but at the time I probably would have been right in there following along. I don't think I would have done any actual trolling of the person, but I definitely would have been waiting with bated breath for the next updates, meltdowns etc...

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I'm too lazy to search but there were videos on youtube of a guy that would toll people in second life. Like they would be screaming at him to leave a "house" that they hung out in. Funny yet disturbing that someone could be that disconnected.

Vampire Panties posted:

chatgpt is a nifty tool for getting a lot of words on pages for bullshit I don't wanna write, but its content by itself is sorta crap.

I dated a girl I met on Yahoo! Personals for a few months in 2006. Also Yahoo! Messenger used to have all sorts of stuff - pool, chess, poker, trivia. I think it had a point to point video conferencing feature as well. I dont think it was ever really popular though, I remember setting up the login for Trillian and never using it

In 2000-2003 Yahoo Messenger video conferencing was like chatturbate if you knew where to look. People were a little more open about sex online when you could hide behind a screen name and no social media to expose you. LiveJournal also had lots of homegrown for the same reason.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I've been on the internet forever and Prodigy and Compuserve before that, but I somehow missed a saga I wished I followed along as it unfolded. I can't think of her name, but there's a fairly well known crazy internet woman who posted crazy stories iirc of rape, homelessness, being really smart and rape (similar to the bandit auditions in Blazing Saddles).I think she posted it all on some old personal page or blog and people really bought into it at the time. However, I'm fairly certain the last time I read about her, people had dug into it and while she's crazy, most if not all of the stories were completely fabricated. I first learned about her ~10 years ago but I think it all her stories took place in the late 90s. I'd look it up but can't remember her name and the last reference I remember was in some old PYF thread.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




her name is Alice Sebold

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Bonzo posted:

I'm too lazy to search but there were videos on youtube of a guy that would toll people in second life. Like they would be screaming at him to leave a "house" that they hung out in. Funny yet disturbing that someone could be that disconnected.

Could be Daniel, he's still making videos occasionally. His newer stuff is pretty good too

https://youtu.be/nEOEDpUp-40?si=FZNNZBxHdL5TBr63

https://youtu.be/XLrCB48XllI?si=NPFqSknClcfQocLK

https://youtu.be/x7ZrKehQ_xc?si=IAMnnDzCkuJkd2O2

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
I'm a bad nerd and have still never seen Evangelion

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
I haven't played any MMORPGs since...2001? I spent a lot of time in Ultima Online when it first came out (even getting to 7x GM), then EverQuest. And even though it's single-player, I have avoided games like Skyrim because I could spend my whole life playing them. Now I spend my whole life here instead :buddy:

bloodysabbath posted:

I met my wife just after the dawn of the iPhone. We met on OK Cupid, which used to be a site where you could put in a fairly detailed profile and answered questions and tests that would help give a rough idea of compatibility with others who took the same tests.
Same. I got my first iPhone in April 2010 and met my wife on OK Cupid just over two months later. The profiles and questions people filled out were genuinely helpful, both for finding folks with similar interests and for avoiding dealbreakers. Modern online dating seems godawful. Especially because those companies don't actually want you to find a mate and stop using their app. How would they turn a profit then??

QuarkJets posted:

I am in the process of missing out on chatgpt at this very moment, it sounds like the dumbest poo poo imaginable imo
It's handy for writing boilerplate code in very popular languages like Python. You need to know the language well enough to debug the unspeakably stupid poo poo it sometimes generates though, because it isn't actually intelligent and doesn't actually understand anything.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
PC Gaming.

I played Quake, CS, Unreal, etc back in the early 2000s, but then got an xBox and then a PlayStation. Those seems to do the trick for when I wanted to play something and I didn't have the cash to build a gaming PC or a room for it. By the time I got a decent laptop, it was Windows 8. About a month after I sold that and bought a MacBook because gently caress Windows. Well that mac finally died (11 years!) so I got a Win11 PC. It's not great but being able to having some decent games is nice. My career changed recently and I have more time and need a hobby, so I may look at building something. I really want to play Elite Dangerous in VR

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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Zugzwang posted:

It's handy for writing boilerplate code in very popular languages like Python. You need to know the language well enough to debug the unspeakably stupid poo poo it sometimes generates though, because it isn't actually intelligent and doesn't actually understand anything.

I would rather just write the code instead, that seems a lot easier

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