It's pretty simple: post here, add in what time zone you're in and I'll probe you for Christmas Day so you can do whatever you want without worrying about posting on the forums. If you post in this thread you consent to being probed for an entire day!!!! Even if it's a joke post! You've been warned!Probes will begin on 24 December according to timezone so you can still celebrate Shitpost Christmas Eve
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24 hours is just way too long of a probe for those in the central time zone. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 06:35
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Hmmm, but will I get a comedic probation reason? I’m trying to keep my rap sheet as nonsensical as possible. e: oh yeah, Eastern US time zone (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Akratic Method fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Dec 24, 2023 |
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Dec 24, 2023 07:25
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Akratic Method posted:Hmmm, but will I get a comedic probation reason? I’m trying to keep my rap sheet as nonsensical as possible. If you want sure! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 07:59
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hit me with that christmas probe in US Central. with a dumb comedy reason if possible (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 08:18
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Dec 24, 2023 10:38
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U.S. Central time zone Looking forward to the heckin' zinger on the rap sheet (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 10:46
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Come and trim My posting spree With a fat probation from a Goon obese (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 14:36
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I dont think ive been probed before.. lets loving do it +10 GMT for Brisbane, AUS (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 14:54
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My rap sheet is far too clean for how long I’ve been here. East coast US time. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 15:04
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I present the closest thing my dad ever told me to a dirty joke: Santa was putting gifts under the tree one Christmas night when he turned to see a beautiful woman, wearing only a flimsy nightgown. She said seductively, “Santa, do you think you could maybe stay for a while when you’re finished with that?” Santa replies, “ho ho ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver the toys to the little girls and boys.” The woman reached over and dropped one shoulder strap and says, “how about now Santa, can you stay?” “Ho ho ho” he chuckled, “gotta go. Gotta deliver the toys to the little girls and boys.” The woman pulled the other strap of her nightie off of her shoulder and it dropped to the floor, leaving her standing naked in front of him. “Hey hey hey, gotta stay” Santa exclaimed, “can’t get up the chimney this a way!” US central. Merry Christmas! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 15:04
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Dec 24, 2023 20:31
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I never miss a golden opportunity for a probing Mountain standard time (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 20:42
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i'm already 9 hours into christmas and i need a probe under my christmas tree ASAP!!! new zedland time (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 21:38
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UTC -3 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 22:34
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Akratic Method posted:Hmmm, but will I get a comedic probation reason? I’m trying to keep my rap sheet as nonsensical as possible. (Eastern as well) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 22:55
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In the following post I will share some of my thoughts about Starfield: (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 23:36
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rrrrright in my veins (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 23:49
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Can I get a half day probe instead of 24hrs? I want to open and post my sass package from Santa on Christmas. If yes, hit me with a Christmas cat probe image/gif please and thank you. Timezone is mountain time! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 23:49
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I ain't scared, gimme a probe! Mountain time best time (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 24, 2023 23:50
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I have a kidney infection and a stone so I should probably rest instead of reading these dead, gay forums. Hit me. (EST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 25, 2023 00:56
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 All I want for Christmas is your probe (US Mountain Time) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 25, 2023 01:08
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PST… psssssst! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 25, 2023 01:13
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What kind of idiot would do that? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 25, 2023 01:36
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It's a stupid over-commercialized goyim holiday! Do it! (UTC -5) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 25, 2023 01:43
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Edward_Tohr posted:My rap sheet is far too clean for how long I’ve been here. East coast US time. I was thinking the same thing. Also Eastern Standard Time. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 25, 2023 02:26
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my rap sheet has been empty for too long tbqh, hit me up, UTC merry xmas goons  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 25, 2023 02:32
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cst for me, holler (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 25, 2023 02:56
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2nd mark on my rap sheet, 2nd nonsense mark on my rap sheet. central time zone, merry christmas (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 25, 2023 03:44
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US MST don't have anything else to say yep (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 25, 2023 04:09
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All right everyone got everything ready for you Have a merry Christmas! 
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