2023 NFL Week 17 News/Views: Flacc Around & Find Out

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Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Stinger in his arm. More damning is that Darnold took over and looked just as good or better. It's the system and talent around Purdy. Always has been.

More and more experts are saying this

# ? Dec 26, 2023 17:24

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:15

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

Parallax posted:

i think the ravens and dolphins game should end in a tie and afterwards lamar can come over to tua's house to play video games

Are we talking orange slices and smash brothers or more like candy and halo?

# ? Dec 26, 2023 17:24

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

tua definitely knows the halo lore

# ? Dec 26, 2023 17:26

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

abelwingnut posted:

as long as tyreek's been healthy [...] any team with him is a playoff team, at the very least. is that the same with lamar?

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yeah I'd definitely take my chances on Lamar Jackson's Panthers making the playoffs instead of Tyreek Hill's Cardinals or something

# ? Dec 26, 2023 17:30

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Jeff Saturday filling in for Stephen A. is dogshit. Mega nasty.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 17:37

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

really queer Christmas posted:

Why the gently caress is the battle for afc 1 seed at noon but the snf game is for the nfc 7th seed.

more people will actually be watching the noon game because it's new year's eve. a lot of people are going to be out partying and half-paying-attention at best.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 17:42

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

I know you missed these tier charts.

Guide:
Over the past 4 weeks:
Top left: Good defense bad offense
Top right: Good defense good offense
Bottom right: Bad defense good offense
Bottom left: Bad defense bad offense

# ? Dec 26, 2023 17:45

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I really, really liked the games being spread out over Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. I know Monday at 1:00 isn't normally feasible, but do a Friday night game instead to make up for it.

Just have one game on at a time, it turns out that's doable and that way people will watch more football (and therefore more ads)!

# ? Dec 26, 2023 17:47

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

CapnAndy posted:

I really, really liked the games being spread out over Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. I know Monday at 1:00 isn't normally feasible, but do a Friday night game instead to make up for it.

Just have one game on at a time, it turns out that's doable and that way people will watch more football (and therefore more ads)!

Absolutely not. I have a family and every time my beloved boys of Baltimore play outside of Sundays it fucks up our schedules. TNF should be banned (or at least tied to a second bye week). Saturday football is a curse on weekends. Only the sick and depraved enjoy watching Football on Saturdays.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 17:53

Borsche69: May 8, 2014

Ghost Dog posted:

this is the year of Josephs Revenge and the kiko Alonso franchise must pay for its crimes

Kiko Alonso should've been a raven just so you could hear his name be said, repeatedly, in a baltimore accent

# ? Dec 26, 2023 17:55

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/PabloEscoburner/status/1739376101254660592

# ? Dec 26, 2023 17:56

Borsche69: May 8, 2014

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Absolutely not. I have a family and every time my beloved boys of Baltimore play outside of Sundays it fucks up our schedules. TNF should be banned (or at least tied to a second bye week). Saturday football is a curse on weekends. Only the sick and depraved enjoy watching Football on Saturdays.

college football ftw

# ? Dec 26, 2023 17:57

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Who is Pat Mcaffee for? I've never watched this show before. Its just been one coked out run on sentence.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 18:07

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

TheKingslayer posted:

Who is Pat Mcaffee for? I've never watched this show before. Its just been one coked out run on sentence.

The Barstool crowd

# ? Dec 26, 2023 18:08

Borsche69: May 8, 2014

TheKingslayer posted:

Who is Pat Mcaffee for? I've never watched this show before. Its just been one coked out run on sentence.

its for people that just railed some coke before their workout

# ? Dec 26, 2023 18:10

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

If Detroit goes deep into the playoffs can they bring back Calvin Johnson?

# ? Dec 26, 2023 18:39

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

Gatts posted:

If Detroit goes deep into the playoffs can they bring back Calvin Johnson?

I wonder if he�d get as many looks as Jamo does (aka 3)

# ? Dec 26, 2023 18:42

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Bip Roberts posted:

Megatron played one playoff game

They should drag every front office responsible for this in front of the Hague.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:11

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Eagles play at 1pm ET for the first time since October 29th and only the 3rd time all year. Looking forward to it

# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:24

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

TheKingslayer posted:

Who is Pat Mcaffee for? I've never watched this show before. Its just been one coked out run on sentence.

He's a "fun" excited rah rah SPORTS guy who on his own is relatively harmless and sometimes funny.

He's less offensive than the Barstool folks.

He also is unfortunately good friends with Aaron Rodgers who he lets launder his garbage on his show.

You don't go to him for insightful coverage.

He just talks about stuff and says things in an excited "bro" manner.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:25

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Oh yeah he's got Rodgers on right now. Rodgers is such a boring dude. Don't think I've ever heard him speak for more than a clip before this.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:26

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Pat was alright until ESPN decided to hand him the network

# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:26

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

TheKingslayer posted:

Oh yeah he's got Rodgers on right now. Rodgers is such a boring dude. Don't think I've ever heard him speak for more than a clip before this.

Oh you're not intrigued by Dr. Fauci talk in tyool 2023?

# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:27

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

shyduck posted:

Oh you're not intrigued by Dr. Fauci talk in tyool 2023?

Yeah he doesn't talk about anything interesting and he doesn't even sound like he wants to be there. I feel like I'm on a Teams meeting at work and not like, watching an entertainment show.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:30

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Kawalimus posted:

Right now yeah he is. But I think if Miami beats us and ends up securing the #1 seed then it might go to Hill or Tua. And if we beat Miami but Lamar has a really bad game doing it then probably CMC

I�m really not sure how it�s anyone but Lamar unless he directly loses against Miami

# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:30

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Some of his like non Rodgers interviews can be good because players open up to him and they talk about random actual fun bullshit but yeah.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:36

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

mcmagic posted:

Lamar's the MVP

One one hand, yes

Otoh

Android Apocalypse posted:

Good lord missed this gem:
https://i.imgur.com/t81l8Hn.mp4

# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:52

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

One one hand, yes

Otoh

Overcame the most blatant ref screw job imaginable. Classic MVP behavior.

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1739508101798113757?s=20

making GBS threads on Florio without even getting the man's name right. That's my MVP :911:

# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:57

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Dexo posted:

He also is unfortunately good friends with Aaron Rodgers who he lets launder his garbage on his show.

He pays Rodgers to be there

# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:58

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

He pays Rodgers to be there

Originally he wasn't paying Rodgers. Rodgers just did it because he's friends with AJ Hawk and Pat(and probably because it gave him a platform where he'd get no pushback to his bullshit). Then Rodgers appearances did loving bonkers numbers and essentially got Pat more sponsorships and views and made him poo poo tons of money. And eventually put him on ESPN"s radar and got him that deal.

Once Pat saw those numbers he cut Rodgers a check as a friend. And continued to pay him because it was good business for him.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 20:05

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

https://x.com/mattblively/status/1739526907170087062?s=20

"My Dad looks just like you..."

Brock the bastard Harbaugh confirmed.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 20:14

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.