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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Space Kablooey posted:

Or maybe we have a full set of horse teeth

Whoa

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CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

I don't think the mods have an issue with gambling discussion OP, feel free to talk about the "ponies" but I do feel this time of year should be spent with family rather than at the track.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Dares Box Trump

goatface posted:

Lies and slander.

Big Goat has logged on

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




DEAR BRONIES: WE WERE WRONG

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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:lol: his name was Brandon Scott Hole

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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more like Brandon Scott HoleLottaMurderConvictions

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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NYPost.com posted:

Facebook stopped short of saying Hole’s pony love had anything to do with the shooting, writing in the memo there was no clear evidence it motivated the massacre.

I gotta stop reading this article.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Bad Purchase posted:

DEAR BRONIES: WE WERE WRONG

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Typical Applejack fan

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i feel a little horse lol

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Brandon Hole Horse

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

B-Hole, A Pale Horse

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i love ketamine

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo8BaWhxx5A

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




try finger brandon hole

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

i love ketamine

Alright, Elon.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

numberoneposter posted:

i love ketamine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJUfFzd8nHI

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

DEAR BRONIES: WE WERE WRONG

DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG

Tuesday, Jun 30, 2020 by Phiz Kalifa

jfc this article was absolute garbage

– Phiz Kalifa (@maltschlitzmann)

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/bolgy-wolgy

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

why the long face OP

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

spoiler: none of them were ever your little pony

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

spoiler: none of them were ever your little pony

can anything ever really be mine

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

spoiler: none of them were ever your little pony

And the ones you thought were YOUR little pony were actually engaged to even creepier weirdos.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Bloodfart McCoy posted:

And the ones you thought were YOUR little pony were actually engaged to even creepier weirdos.



:vince:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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did an AI write that?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

I. M. Gei posted:

did an AI write that?

No it's old

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

SIDS Vicious posted:

can anything ever really be mine

You can have a little pony Sid it just can't be Twilight Sparkle, for obvious reasons

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Okay I'm halfway through it now and part of me kinda wants to take that guy's pony plushie (with his permission) to the Warren Occult Museum and try to talk whatever is haunting the Raggedy Annabelle doll into swapping "bodies" with it for like a week, just to see what shenanigans happen.





... and now, having typed that sentence, I realize that someone somewhere in the world has almost certainly tried something like this with an anime waifu body pillow or some poo poo. Possibly with terrifying and/or hilarious consequences.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

please stop jacking off to this cartoon. for you see, i have married it and only i may jack

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

before you ask, i have hosed many things that are not cartoon horses

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

before you ask, i have hosed many things that are not cartoon horses

I don't believe you for a second.

Edit: name three, and they better be good.

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

I. M. Gei posted:

Okay I'm halfway through it now and part of me kinda wants to take that guy's pony plushie (with his permission) to the Warren Occult Museum and try to talk whatever is haunting the Raggedy Annabelle doll into swapping "bodies" with it for like a week, just to see what shenanigans happen.





... and now, having typed that sentence, I realize that someone somewhere in the world has almost certainly tried something like this with an anime waifu body pillow or some poo poo. Possibly with terrifying and/or hilarious consequences.

Don't advocate raping ghosts. Thanks.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I'm more of a Paw Patrol but reimagined like Sea Patrol type of guy.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


numberoneposter posted:

I'm more of a Paw Patrol but reimagined like Sea Patrol type of guy.

they did this for a three or four episode special where they were all nautical pups and had to save ocean folks

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lol their boat version of the paw patroller is even called the sea patroller

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Cap Turbot would be looking at some hard time and hefty fines in the Adventure Bay Correctional facility for wasting so much of the Paw Patrols resources due to repeat reckless behavior.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i thought octonauts was sea paw patrol

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

anyway i'm married to captain barnacles, hands off

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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The Loin King posted:

Don't advocate raping ghosts. Thanks.

Th........ eww, no. I wasn't advocating that. I was advocating the ghost get up to some funny hijinks in the MLP doll. Like hiding his laptop in a liquor cabinet or writing a breakup note on his bathroom mirror.

It didn't occur to me that the guy might hug and kiss on the haunted Twilight Sparkle. I figured it would Jedi force-throw him across the room or something if he tried any gross poo poo. :gonk:

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Dec 28, 2023

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