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Lt. Lizard posted:Laios getting married to an orc's chieftain sister and being pretty stoked about it would be a very Laios move. Spoiling this even though it's not technically a spoiler: A bonus comic reveals that Laios canonically thinks orc women are hot, but he's probably blown his chance at ever being allowed to date one because in that same bonus comic he's discussing beauty standards with the orc chieftain and gets so graphic describing how sexy the chieftain's wives (orcs are polyamorous) boobs and butts are that he almost gets his rear end kicked. I suspect that after that the orc chieftain passed a "No one is allowed to date that weirdo pervert" law. Edit: found the bonus comic I was thinking of!  You know, in fairness to Laios the orc Chieftain kind of set him up. There's not really a right answer to "Do you think my wife is hot?" Space Cadet Omoly fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Final Challenge: Laios must cook and eat himself. Entirely. He has one hour. The Simpsons did a Treehouse of Horror segment about that. It took Homer way longer than an hour though, Laios could probably beat his record.
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Mr. Lobe posted:Childhood friends, he says Kabru is too overwhelmed by his all consuming crush on Laios to notice when other people are being gay too.
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sharkmafia posted:also this shot was very good The boyfriends are thriving, but without her girlfriend marcille is suffering
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Rand Brittain posted:It really is impressive that there are basically no heterosexual ships in this anime worth mentioning. The closest is probably Tansu/Tansu, and after that you're stuck with Falin/Shuro and Kabru/Rin, so it's either stuff like "things that happened a hundred years ago" or "things that will never happen ever". Mr. Tansu and Mrs. Tansu are a great couple and loving parents and I am with them being the token heterosexual couple in the story.
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Apr 5, 2024 02:36
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Clarste posted:For what it's worth, Laois/Kabru is his most popular ship, iirc. As it should be. People thinking it doesn't make sense to ship Laios with anybody just haven't seen how incredibly gay for Shuro he is.
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Apr 5, 2024 07:20
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Plant MONSTER. posted:after watching the episode Kabru is bad Oh sure, go ahead and judge a guy just because he murders people and is obsessively stalking the protagonist!
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Arc Hammer posted:https://twitter.com/wanderjegson/status/1776335831306731956?t=KFTz3dBhuoOvjxLzPzikRA&s=19 https://x.com/MaccusNormann/status/1776371704698396845
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Hiveminded posted:I think that's the point. Mick always treats Kuro like an actual dog -- the entire visual and thematic gimmick is "boy and his dog" -- but [literally] peeling back the surface he's exposed to the stark physical reality that Kuro is as much a person as Mick and everyone else is. And that fucks with his head and makes him immediately backpedal to obscure the dissonance, preserving the possessive and dehumanising delusion. I think it's just super weird to discover your friend has a sleeper build after spending most of your life assuming they were a twink.
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Asterite34 posted:Look, the party already trusts Chilchuck to go first into rooms full of booby traps because he's more likely to detect them before they kill someone, this is just that logic applied to living booby traps They could have at least tied a rope around him
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Arc Hammer posted:Okay, now where is Glep as Senshi. https://x.com/BillDaDinosaur/status/1776437162013295098
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MonsterEnvy posted:I don’t know if Laios would be able to figure it out. Fishmen are considered Demihumans instead of monsters. Like remember how Laios had no real interest in the Undine cause it was a spirit not a monster. Laois seems to consider Demi humans to be under the "monster" umbrella, remember how excited he got about wanting to eat that mermaid before Chilchuck punched him? Perfect. No notes. Laios would absolutely make mermaid gumbo if he could, it's lucky Marcille's facial expressions unmistakable in any form she takes.
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Pureauthor posted:'idiot pretending to be a solid person' lol I mean yeah that describes Marcille alright.
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Centzon Totochtin posted:https://twitter.com/possqueen/status/1777042557677273221?s=19 Oh drat it I wanted to post that  https://x.com/violetobio/status/1777069826525061302 Space Cadet Omoly fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Apr 8, 2024 |
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Carpator Diei posted:In Gold/Silver, Team Rocket is running a whole operation based around cutting off the tails of Slowpokes to sell them as a delicacy. Canonically you can eat Slowpoke tails as well in game, apparently it doesn't actually hurt the Slowpokes because their tails fall off the regrow naturally. So I guess what Team Rocket was doing wrong with actually cutting off the tails instead of waiting for them to fall, which DOES cause the Slowpoke a lot of pain.
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Kwyndig posted:Fortunately there is treatment for lead poisoning and the amounts in lunchables aren't super dangerous. It's not like eating lead paint or having lead pipes. It's probably still worse than no lead though.
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The official merch for this show is really good. Extremely tempted to find a way to buy a red dragon potholder: https://www.enskyshop.com/products/detail/25377
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My hot take of the day: Laios would eat Mr. Mime if he could. If you disagree with this you are objectively incorrect.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:I hope you're happy, Laios. That mime was basically Ash's father. Serious response to an obvious joke: I don't think Laios would eat any Pokemon that was obviously someone's pet or friend. I firmly believe Laios would be on board with eating a wild Mr. Mime, but eating the Mr. Mime that lives with Ash's mom would be wrong to him to him in the same way eating someone's cat or dog would be wrong. Yes! Exactly like that!
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Marsupial Ape posted:How far do you think Laois would actually chase an animate gingerbread man? Which end does he start with? He would chase it until he caught it, or until someone (probably Chilchuck or Marcille) physically stopped him. He would start with the head and take it off with one bite.
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Has this already been posted? https://x.com/qrowscant/status/1755126310630723653
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Marsupial Ape posted:Laois and Senshi should start a dungeon food podcast called ‘The Dungeon Donuts’. Marcille is their long suffering producer. Laois gets upset when the guest says that vanilla isn’t a flavor. Someone saying vanilla isn't a flavor would make me punch them so I get where Laios is coming from.
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DNA Cowboys posted:Could I interest you in a Marcille noodle stopper? I have that thing! It's adorable, I also have the Laios one: https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/delicious-in-dungeon-noodle-stopper-figure-laios-12264 Kind of hoping I can have the whole cast sitting on my shelf someday
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Chilchuck got his "who has a bigger chance of being offensive" math very wrong, Senshi was charming and lovable while Laios almost got his rear end kicked. Chilchuck forgot that Senshi's charisma score is 20 and while Laios has a score of -7.
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The_Doctor posted:Laios has the illusion of charisma. He looks like a good, interesting guy, and then you start talking to him, and that illusion rapidly falls away. Laois is a good guy, and he's also absolutely "interesting". It's just that in addition to those things he's very hungry, and wants to tell you all about his hungers in the most excited way possible and can't notice when him talking to you is making you want to die.
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I keep thinking of Kabru just staring at Laios waiting for a "and what's your name?" that never comes and laughing.
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chiasaur11 posted:Kabru gets people pretty well. He knows Laios will never ask his name. That's what makes it even funnier: Kabru knows Laios is never going to ask, but he still wants him to ask. He wants it SO bad. Rand Brittain posted:I am assured that his ultimate and only goal is to kiss Laios on the mouth. Everything Kabru does suddenly makes perfect sense when viewed through the lens of "This is a dude who has a crush on a guy and the guy he has a crush on does NOT get it and it's driving this poor dude insane". https://x.com/chvvy_/status/1781093194685407602
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Arc Hammer posted:If Kabru sucks at fighting monsters and is really good at fighting humanoids would he be good at killing Orcs or would he get his rear end kicked? Where do Orcs sit on the fantasy race chart, are they demi-humans like Goblins? I think Kabru is only good at fighting humanoids if those humanoids are also tall men specifically. Orcs, gnomes, and half-foots can easily kick his rear end. Sidenote: is there some legal reason why half-foots aren't called hobbits even though that's obviously what they are? It's the same way in Dungeons and Dragons where the race clearly meant to be hobbits are called "halflings". Elves are elves, dwarves are dwarves, but hobbits are never just hobbits.
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Blaze Dragon posted:I think this Ryoko Kui person may be kind of a good writer. Speaking of Ryoko Kui: what do you think her next work will be? I'm kind of hoping she does something in the Dungeon Meshi world, but following a new set of characters. Like, there still feels like there's stuff to explore there. But if she does a whole new thing in a whole new world that would be fun too.
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Fister Roboto posted:He did kill a guy in cold blood, I think that's where people are getting the psycho vibes. No, he killed MULTIPLE guys in cold blood. One of whom had already surrendered and was unarmed and restrained.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:VK: "You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you." Laios would go on to describe six different tortoise like monsters and how each one tastes slightly different. The testers would conclude that no one would be insane enough to program a robot that acted this way.
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Fluffdaddy posted:Those guys had it coming within the confines of this world. 1.) Yeah all jokes aside those guy were making a living killing and robbing people. Kabru's street justice was harsh, but he explained in episode why he thought it was necessary and he made some good points. 2.) Didn't seem weird to me either. Kabru is a messy bitch who loves gossip. Small town, big town, wherever you go there's always going to be people who just know everything about everyone and want to chat with you so they can learn even more.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Being given access to The Dungeon's power is exactly like the episode of American Dad where Steve and his friends get given morning announcement powers. Who would be the best dungeon master: Stan, Francine, Steve, Hayley, Roger, Klaus, or Jeff? Who would be the worst?
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