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Bad Purchase posted:i’ve been holding my piss since 2022. i’m days away from completing the pissless 2023 challenge. Your poor balls 
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somewhere out there, a lucky guy has already had his first piss of 2024
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Dec 27, 2023 21:58
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I don't plan my pisses, I just let em rip when they ready
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Dec 27, 2023 22:48
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Bad Purchase posted:somewhere out there, a lucky guy has already had his first piss of 2024 Not unless they're going to keep pissing non-stop for days until midnight on 31st December.
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Dec 27, 2023 23:02
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im in my 40s so my first piss of 2024 is probably going to take place at 3am regardless of when i go to bed that night
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Dec 27, 2023 23:37
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I'm going to use a catheter and bag and save it for my grandkids' memories
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Dec 28, 2023 00:08
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New plan: I am going to walk way down onto "The New Trail" and there is this one spot with all these giant rocks tossed all to and fro like jacks. And there at the Midnight Hour I will piss and howl into the forest night.
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Dec 28, 2023 00:10
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im gonna piss off a cliff into the ocean at midnight
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Dec 28, 2023 01:05
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I plan to get PISSED OFF and not stop till the year is out
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Dec 28, 2023 02:39
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Auld Ur ine
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I'm gonna chug red food coloring and see if I can make things a little exciting
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Dec 28, 2023 03:26
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I'm gonna piss in my yard at midnight so that no one else can claim it as theirs. Should cover me for the next year.
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Dec 28, 2023 03:31
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i'm going to be tripping face during my first piss of 2024 
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Dec 28, 2023 05:39
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kntfkr posted:i'm going to be tripping face during my first piss of 2024 
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kntfkr posted:i'm going to be tripping face during my first piss of 2024 hell yeah dude
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9jXnZS3ouU
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Gonna be out in the back yard with the dogs before we go to bed. E: Or in the morning if we don't make it to 12. Either way pissing in the yard with your dogs is a cool thing to do any time
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Dec 28, 2023 06:20
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Sometime around midnight I'll get up and take my piss. Will it be the first of 2024 or the last of 2023? I don't know.
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Dec 28, 2023 08:14
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already preparing by stockpiling asparagus
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my first piss of 2024 will be off my front porch minutes before i pass out on the front lawn. also goku will somehow be involved.
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Dec 28, 2023 12:41
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I’m gonna eat some golden crisp the evening of dec 31 so my new years piss smells like the cereal.
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sock it to me! posted:Gonna be out in the back yard with the dogs before we go to bed. Lol they love it so much
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Dec 28, 2023 13:23
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i hope its one of those ones that split in half
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Dec 28, 2023 13:48
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Like every year, I’ll be reestablishing the piss circle around my property to demarcate it and dissuade critters from eating the cat food I leave out for the homeless cats
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Kyro posted:Like every year, I’ll be reestablishing the piss circle around my property to demarcate it and dissuade critters from eating the cat food I leave out for the homeless cats This guy gets it. Mark your territory people!
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everyone needs to stop pissing so much
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redshirt posted:I went to Times Square once for NYE and it was huge pain in the rear end but the pissing really is the worst, because of course many people are drinking. And you're surrounded by thousands..... someone I spoke to who went once told me that 'a lot' of people just wear diapers if they're going to be right in times square since its such a pain to get to a bathroom. I think im ok just staying home
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dsf posted:someone I spoke to who went once told me that 'a lot' of people just wear diapers if they're going to be right in times square since its such a pain to get to a bathroom. I just pissed where I could get away with it. As were many others. Streets running in urine.
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dsf posted:someone I spoke to who went once told me that 'a lot' of people just wear diapers if they're going to be right in times square since its such a pain to get to a bathroom. im diapin up bb
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Being surrounded by a diaper full of your own piss just helps you stay warm in the frigid NYC night
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i dunno but i got big plans for the first poo poo of 2024
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Junk posted:i dunno but i got big plans for the first poo poo of 2024 if youre into home dilation this would easily work for piss too.
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Does that really work
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Does that really work please explain to me in excruciating detail why it wouldn't
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Junk posted:please explain to me in excruciating detail why it wouldn't I feel like it would only work well within a 3.3 to 4.5 Bristol range
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Dec 28, 2023 19:55
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I'm the wiener turd
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Smugworth posted:I'm the wiener turd admitting it is the first step. i'm proud of you smuglord
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My first piss will be around 2:41am. Right before I work my portion of the midnight shift.
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Junk posted:i dunno but i got big plans for the first poo poo of 2024 I just googled this and it doesn't appear to be an actual product, in spite of a small handful of non-asswitness reports. Not available for individual sale anywhere, there's only an "official" website with no contact details or ordering facility, aside from a non-https wholesale "enquiry" webform. Very dodgy. lovely news, I know. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Dec 28, 2023 |
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BigBadSteve posted:I just googled this and it doesn't appear to be an actual product, in spite of a small handful of non-asswitness reports. Not available for individual sale anywhere, there's only an "official" website with no contact details or ordering facility, aside from a non-https wholesale "enquiry" webform. Very dodgy. lovely news, I know. hey pal why don't you sit on that turd and twist
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