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u gonna piss hard or piss whenever
i prefer to wait until i naturally have to piss
i'm gonna hydrate and powerwash the toilet at midnight
i'm more focused on my first poop this year
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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


new years day is approaching, which means it's time to start strategizing for your first piss of 2024


so what are you planning? are you going to let it rip or let it drip? are you a go-getter, planning to hydrate extensively so you can piss right at 12:00:01, or are you relaxed and easy going and just going to wait until the first piss comes naturally? do you use one of the many first-piss tracking apps, or is that too gamified for you?

personally, in the past i have hydrated and ripped a piss right at 12:01, but this year i might hydrate a bit but i'm hoping to have less stress this year so i think i'm going to start the year off right and just wait until i need to piss.

Samuel L. ACKSYN fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Dec 27, 2023

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