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u gonna piss hard or piss whenever
i prefer to wait until i naturally have to piss
i'm gonna hydrate and powerwash the toilet at midnight
i'm more focused on my first poop this year
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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Open wide, OP.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

somewhere out there, a lucky guy has already had his first piss of 2024

Not unless they're going to keep pissing non-stop for days until midnight on 31st December.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Junk posted:

i dunno but i got big plans for the first poo poo of 2024



I just googled this and it doesn't appear to be an actual product, in spite of a small handful of non-asswitness reports. Not available for individual sale anywhere, there's only an "official" website with no contact details or ordering facility, aside from a non-https wholesale "enquiry" webform. Very dodgy. lovely news, I know.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Dec 28, 2023

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Smugworth posted:

hey pal why don't you sit on that turd and twist

I've noticed the increasing irritability and anger in your posts of late. There are good constipation remedies readily available son, you need not stay full of poo poo. :)

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

super sweet best pal posted:

Churro Turd would make an amazing username.

Spaghetti Turd looks like it would be hard work.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

*pisses a messy little split-stream dribbler into OP’s mouth*

Been eating raw asparagus all day

There's nothing like a cheeky piss.

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