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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Your plans for your first piss of 2024
u gonna piss hard or piss whenever
i prefer to wait until i naturally have to piss
i'm gonna hydrate and powerwash the toilet at midnight
i'm more focused on my first poop this year
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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 I won't wipe the seat so my wife gets a slippery pungent surprise on her rear end. happy new years.

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 I'm going to use a catheter and bag and save it for my grandkids' memories

* # ¿ Dec 28, 2023 00:08
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Your plans for your first piss of 2024