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Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


I dunno Fern looks like they've got some skin problems, Crendall is where it's at

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Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...
Voting for Chloe and Fern

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


FERN is the hero this thread needs

and obviously my dude TINY BUTT is the overall winner

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Claire because I appreciate the dedication to her craft.

And :getin: my boy Brendan winning the last round

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Brendan for Newt of the Week

Claire for today for being truly dedicated to her art.
yeah!

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Voting for Tiny Butt as Newt Butt of the week

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Almost voted Fern but scrolled down to see my guy Eli. Now that's a Newt's newt if I ever saw one.

Oh, and Tad for Newt of the week please. He IS a newt, right?

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Claire for theatre kid vibes, she’s clearly got talent. As long as she promises not to break into show tunes.

Tiny Butt for newt of the week!

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Gonna go with Fern. Claire sounds like she would unironically enjoy Waiting for Godot.

And I'll bet on my boy Grant coming out on top.

Barking Gecko
Apr 10, 2016

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Crendall

Chloe for newt of the week

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Pity vote for Eli, he's tryin' his best!

Newt of the Week vote for Grant

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
Fern and Chloe

Fern just has one of those faces, you know?

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Eli always got my back.

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

Fern (allegedly)


Crendall (allegedly)

After extensive photographic analysis, I believe that Fern and Crendall are in fact the same newt! We are through the looking glass here people! Believe your eyes, not what the OP tells you!

I cannot bring myself to vote for these frauds, despite their good looks. However, neither Claire nor Eli seem to have the right stuff. I thus reluctantly spoil my ballot paper and retire to my log cabin.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Brendan for Newt of the Week

Claire for today for being truly dedicated to her art.

:emptyquote:

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Fern 👀

Gertrude Perkins
May 1, 2010

Gun Snake

dont talk to gun snake

Drops: human teeth
Chloe and Claire deserve my votes, no question about it

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Fern

I wish newts didn't get sick from the stuff in our skin, because they all look so cuddly. I will restrain myself.

matti
Mar 31, 2019


cool, mean, and lean. Eli

.random
May 7, 2007

I’m voting Crendall strictly on looks, but if he wins, he better leave that “plants are good for me” BS at home.

I’m having a hard time on last week, but let’s go for Big Boy Grant!

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
Eli because he comes from a long line of displacer beasts.

THAT MAKES HIM COOL VOTE ELI

UnassignedCarbon
Sep 28, 2018

Fern ftw!

Flops
Mar 28, 2010

Look at all these lovely posts!
We always need a little positivity so I'm down with Fern!

And for the weekly I'm cool with Chloe.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
OP was eaten by newts.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

OP was eaten by newts.

:ohdear:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the revenge... of gruber...

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

OP was eaten by newts.

I for one welcome out new amphibious overlords.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
OP begged for his life as he was slowly consumed over 24 to 48 hours. Some of the shyer newts merely watched from the shadows, but in the end all partook of the gruesome feast.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Uh yeah, sorry goons. Wife got sick, trying to run house a man down. I'll get back to it but temperatures also dropped so newts are burrowed for a minute anyway. You guys just talk about newts and OP will return in time.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the newts have co-opted his account

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Yup, you can tell from the correct punctuation and lack of spelling errors.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


send newts

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the newts have co-opted his account

a big pile of newts in a trench coat

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

a big pile of newts in a trench coat

Or just that absolute unit Grant in a trench coat.

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the newts have co-opted his account

his username being so try hard is a dead giveaway. “literally a person” yeah ok suuuuuure

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
op's wife caught him with all those sexy newts

:(

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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The newts are all very chaste and demure imo

dat fungus tho...

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
New reports coming in that the slug was somehow involved…

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
the wife coming home early to find op covered in snail slime and moist amphibians

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

New reports coming in that the slug was somehow involved…

LAPs secret shame

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