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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Alright put me down for one last minute vote for Sparkle pls :sparkles:

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Literally A Person posted:

Standings coming into the last few hours:

Sparkle: 13 votes!
Scott: 11 votes!
Alfonse: 7 votes!
Gruber: 4 votes!

Voting closes when today's newts are posted don't let your favorite Wednesday newt lose the competition. VOTE NOW!!

:sickos:

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


word isn't ready for gruber, too ahead of his time

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


redshirt posted:

Hey let's keep this clean with good sportsmanship, pal.

I learned sportsmanship from famous wrestleman Maxwell Jacob Friedman. :colbert:

I hope Scott has a lil bit of the burps during his b-roll filming for the fashion judging.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Randy Travesty posted:

I learned sportsmanship from famous wrestleman Maxwell Jacob Friedman. :colbert:

I hope Scott has a lil bit of the burps during his b-roll filming for the fashion judging.

Scott truly is the everyman.

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
Not that I want to spread any rumours, but a lot of people are saying that Sparkle is just a damp lizard.

That’s why I’ve already voted straight-ticket Scott, who is 100% amphibian and a true patriot.

kiminewt
Feb 1, 2022

I'm a newt expert and Scott is clearly the best newt.

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


Dial A For Awesome posted:

Not that I want to spread any rumours, but a lot of people are saying that Sparkle is just a damp lizard.

That’s why I’ve already voted straight-ticket Scott, who is 100% amphibian and a true patriot.

Are you serious

Damp lizard

Shes got a long form amphibian certificate

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Can't wait for red eft season in a few months, those bastards are adorable

Also sparkle

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

sparkle

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Literally A Person posted:

Results so far:

Scott: 5 votes!
Alfonse: 5 votes!
Smugworth: 18 votes!
Sparkle: 4 votes!
Gruber: 3 votes!

A winner for today will be chosen when tomorrow's newts are posted!! Make sure your favorite newt wins!!

Holy poo poo yeeeees

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse my poor Sportmanship, but Sparkle is a fraud. She's only winning because of her name and fame.

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
There was clearly vote tampering in Page 2 and it is unamerican if my candidate doesn't win we don't fix this problem

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Broke brain motherfuckers not voting for Alfonse.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Hollismason posted:

Broke brain motherfuckers not voting for Alfonse.

Mod interference

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


redshirt posted:

Excuse my poor Sportmanship, but Sparkle is a fraud. She's only winning because of her name and fame.

I am starting to doubt your commitment to Sparkle. Aren't you a man of the amphibians?! Come on now.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Randy Travesty posted:

I am starting to doubt your commitment to Sparkle. Aren't you a man of the amphibians?! Come on now.

Hello??? I am Team Alfonse. The clearly superior newt.

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


redshirt posted:

Hello??? I am Team Sparkle. The clearly superior newt.

Fixed that typo for ya.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Randy Travesty posted:

Fixed that typo for ya.

MODS!!!!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


People hate her 'cause they ain't her.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


*thousands of people just outside the thread chanting*

"gruber! gruber! gruber!"



i think their votes should count

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Ive heard rumors that Alfonse is actually Scott, just all gussied up

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Alfonse didn't participate in Jan 6th Riots unlike some other newts

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

How do these newts feel about the manufacture and sale of controlled substances op? As a voter I would like to be informed about issues that matter to me.

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
WINNER FOR THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28TH!

:peanut:Sparkle:peanut:

Totals
Sparkle: 15 votes!
Scott: 11 votes!
Alfonse: 6 votes!
Gruber: 4 votes :(










Next newts/salamanders incoming shortly! Be ready to vote for your FAVORITE!

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Dec 29, 2023

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Scott was robbed

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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deep dish peat moss posted:

Scott was robbed

Scott sucks, dude

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Good job to all the newts!

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

OP I hope his poor performance does not diminish your love for Gruber he needs it now more than ever

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Maybe if scott had any charisma at all he would have won

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Literally A Person posted:

WINNER FOR THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28TH!

:peanut:Sparkle:peanut:



:peanut:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

How

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Literally A Person posted:

WINNER FOR THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28TH!

:peanut:Sparkle:peanut:



was there ever any doubt :peanut:

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


We are living in modern times, friends. Truly. Sparkle is finally being recognized as the Queen she is.

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN



We can't vote for you because you're not even a little amphibious, like where tf are your gillslits and exactly how many developmental stages were you in as a juvenile that you had an elongated belly pouch???

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
:siren:YOUR FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29th NEWTS/SALAMANDERS!!!!:siren:



Francis


Francis is a pretty big deal among newts. His hit record "I am a good bioindicator of riparian health" skyrocketed him to fame. Now he spends most of his time ducking the paparazzi.


Florence


Florence is the quiet type. Nothing makes her happier than sitting around lounging on her pile of sticks. She's a chill newt with a dry head.


Scotticus


Scotticus is the ancient greek Scott. If you liked Scott you're going to love Scotticus!! He's got the rubbery skin, he's got the eyes, he's got the bumps that almost made Scott a Salamander/Newt Beauty Pageant champ. Can Scotticus pull out an underdog story??


Midge


Midge is sneaky, conniving, and, frankly, a little spooky. Always darting away. Always hiding. Who knows what she's planning in her woodpile lair. Total antagonist but sometimes it's fun when the bad guy wins!


Vote for your favorite! Voting ends tomorrow when new newts/salamanders are posted!! Make sure your favorite WINS!



BONUS PRETTY (but probably invasive :() SLUG PHOTO


(SLUG IS NOT ENTERED IN THE CONTEST)

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Dec 29, 2023

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