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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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A power metal song about waiting in line at the supermarket because grandma pays with quarters

quote:

Quarters of Destiny
[Verse]
In a land of metal warriors, where dragons roam free
There is a mighty hero, with a heart full of glee
He fights the darkest evils, with sword and shield in hand
But there's one battle he faces, every day in this land

[Chorus]
Waiting in line at the supermarket, it's a test of his might
Grandma pays with quarters, takes forever in his sight
But he stands tall, with patience strong, he won't give up the fight
For he knows deep inside, there's a hero in this line (ooh-yeah)


A country song about kissing birds at the park even though it is forbidden

quote:

Forbidden Feathers
[Verse]
Down at the park where the breeze blows through
There's a secret couple that nobody knew (nobody knew)
Underneath the shade of the old oak tree
They're stealing kisses, so wild and free (yeah, yeah)

[Chorus]
Kissin' birds, forbidden love (forbidden love)
Whisperin' secrets like coos from above (coo-coo)
They dance in the sunlight, their love's so pure
Kissin' birds, they ain't afraid to soar (yeah, yeah)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)

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