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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





May December is incredibly depressing once it starts unraveling everything and boy howdy. Solid flick. Between it and The Curse there’s some very good extremely uncomfortable and phenomenal performances out right now.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Jo Koy is the Filipino version of George Lopez. That's really all you need to know. He's fine in that non offensive racial dad humor type.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Ted Lasso was a perfect 1 season during a time that kinda sucked. It didn't need to keep going and it definitely didn't need to go for 3 seasons. The last one was pretty bad.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Joe Pera rules. Conner O’Malley is a great foil to Joe's calm nature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktVIQZ7tiag

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





We can go more woke!

Sheex

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





quote:

His last trick, which led to his death, involved the goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. In an attempt to make mankind immortal, he changed into a worm and Māui entered her vagina, intending to leave through her mouth while she slept; but was crushed by the obsidian teeth in her vagina.

Anyway Moana 2 was just announced

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010







lol god Wil Wheaton sucks so much

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Disney saw the response to Hayden being back and trying to get some 40 year old to play a 20 year old for a Kenobi\Anakin live action Clone Wars series. It's fine just de-age through it

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I saw the Beetlejuice musical last night and it was not great. Not a single bop in the entire thing. A lot of gags and one liners but you just can't replicate the humor. The dude playing Beetlejuice though did have an interesting interpretation which was more Charlie Day-esque

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





priznat posted:

Did you get a handy from a congresswoman at least

The lack of a handjob definitely added to the shittiness

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





PostNouveau posted:

Everything I know about the specifics of Mormon beliefs comes from the Book of Mormon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVJgmp2Tc2s&t=35s

I assume it's 100% accurate

Went to the Mormon museum in salt lake and yea it's pretty much all laid out there. God was all about polygamy until a few years later he said actually nevermind!

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





mystes posted:

I think there's already a Mandalorian movie coming out next year

Even dumber it’s in 2026

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





The play after end game was to do X-men but they didn’t have them so what are ya gonna do

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





That owns

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Palps fucks and sucks you best believe it

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





kalel posted:

I haven't, is it any good?

yea man it looks great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23i3YLBiHJQ

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Masters of the Air is cool because it’s a real life version of the opening scene of The Last Jedi. Life imitates art.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Jose Oquendo posted:

oh. my god is the whole live action Cowboy Bebop like that?

It is v bad yes

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Mozi posted:

this time we're dune'in it right

https://youtu.be/LL-gyhZVvx0?si=Gbv6Equx7Vn4fuLa

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





PostNouveau posted:

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1761221812392763615

Not as bangable as the Dune popcorn bucket but dammit, I'll give it the ol' college try

Speak for yourself I'll definitely slime

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I had a chance to Dunc tonight and blew it. My wife was in the garage talking on the phone and thought the screener was tomorrow. I forgot to remind her about it today and had no idea she was home so we missed the window to go. :negative:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





They really aught to just let everyone juice like crazy. I watch sports because they are at the top of their game and I want to see the players min max their bodies like a Formula 1 car.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Give me the unease and chaos of a Safdie flick and I’ll be onboard with a Naked Gun reboot

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Still banking on the "Rey, you’re MY father!" twist

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Bloodhound Gang is good and perfectly captures the spirit of the 90s and Aughts

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





BRETT
What is it. What hurts.

Kane's face screws into a mask of agony.
He falls back into his chair.

KANE
Ohmygooaaaahh.

A red stain.
Then a smear of blood blossoms on his chest.
The fabric of his shirt is ripped apart.
A bottle the size of a man's forearm pushes out.
The crew shouts in panic.
Leap back from the table.
The cat spits, bolts away.
Blood comes spurting out of Kane's chest trailing a thick body.
Splatters fluids and blood in its wake.
Lands in the middle of the dishes and food.
Wriggles away while the crew scatters.
Then the being disappears from sight.
Kane lies slumped in his chair.
Very dead.
A huge hole in his chest.
The dishes are scattered.
Food covered with blood.

LAMBERT
No, no, no, no, no.

BRETT
What was that. What the Christ
was that.

PARKER
It was growing in him the whole
time and he didn't even know it. A cervesa Cristal

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Stop drinking Miller, Coors, and Bud and living in somewhere like Utah or Oklahoma where all they can sell is glorified water

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





John Cena absolutely leans into the silliness of any role

https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/john-cena-talks-embarrassing-himself-171901108.html?guccounter=1

quote:

"I come from a world where guys go out in their underwear, throw oil all over themselves and talk trash to each other. That in itself is ridiculous," he says. "But because we commit and we are authentically representing the characters we try to build, it brings you to the edge of your seat."

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Bloody Hedgehog posted:

What are we supposed to be noticing here?

https://x.com/bigmonkeong/status/1769398128040439960?s=20

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Stop making all this TV slop and just funnel money into a competent dev to remake KOTOR!

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





We’re getting 100 year old Star Wars so we can see Yaddle suck and gently caress and give birth to Grogu

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Slimer exists for me to bust. I dont need big titty anime ghosts.

I do want Slimer Jack O however

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Arc Hammer posted:

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1776233988203401459?t=WwhRzb3xcw4MavWPwNns7w&s=19

So Trinity in Star Wars, then. God forbid an actor be allowed a wider range of roles when we can cast them to do the thing they're best known for all over again except worse.

lol if we get a star wars bullet time scene

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Sheev Palpatine wasn't missing he was just out hiking the Tatooine Trail

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





drat that’s wild. LA is so small too

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Vice Principals too while you’re at it. Him and Danny McBride have great chemistry together

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare is fine. The whole thing feels like a Guy Ritchie movie but with a certain smooth and naturalness in all the dialogue missing. Every scene has a clear setup\punchline thing going on that I couldn't shake. The action is good enough and endless mass killing of Nazis is always a treat. Til Schweiger's super evil Nazi character is 100% useless and unneeded and is almost wholly just a side plot for Eiza González to have something to do. She's pretty so I guess it's fine.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Lightsaber pepper spray

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Gutcruncher posted:

Tarantino should just remake Godzilla but instead of a dinosaur it’s a giant hot woman who is fully clothed except barefoot

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





AARD VARKMAN posted:

lmfao is that true

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aBGBuzpQRjo

lol

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