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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
It would be the first BOTW to actually have a negative view count.

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Can't have a new thread with Star Wars. We'll never escape it.

https://i.imgur.com/i7n4z63.mp4

She emoted more in that clip than in the entire Ahsoka series.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I went to the movies and watched The Iron Claw today. It's really good. I didn't realize that seeing a jacked Zach Efron and Jeremy Allen White wrestling was on my bucket list, but it was, and I crossed it off.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Who cares. let me know when Rich Evans gets his star..

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I caught the trailer for Fall Guy yesterday and it finally dawned on me that it's a reboot/remake/reimagining of the old Lee Majors TV show.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

priznat posted:

Dodging planes strafing him mostly

They strafe now?
They strafe now!

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Meat Wagon posted:

Illegally downloading Disney's©™ Cars©™ with a big smug grin on my face even if it is available on Disney+©™ for the low, low price of $7.99 a month

https://www.disneyplus.com

Who is your favorite character in Disney's©™ Cars©™, available to stream now on Disney+©™ for the low, low price of $7.99 a month?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

moist turtleneck posted:

I had the most embarrassing letter from the cable company because they caught my roommate downloading Paul blart mall cop back in the day

I work in higher ed and years ago we'd get DMCA notices from movie studios because kids would be dumb enough to download movies using bittorrents on the campus network.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

henkman posted:

Disney is afraid of no longer being relevant, so they're going to astroturf SA. That does make sense

I've never told anyone this before, but I ran into Bob Iger at Disneyland. I asked if he has stairs in house and replied with "Yes I am protected."

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

X JAKK posted:

I loving LOVE THE LARRY THE CABLE GUY CAR

IF YOU SPEAK WHILE THE LARRY THE CABLE GUY CAR IS ON THE SCREEN, I WILL CAST YOU OUT OF MY HOME

THE LARRY THE CABLE GUY CAR IS HERE TO MAKE US HAPPY AND GIVE US A BETTER LIFE

Hmm. You're not using the correct name. That could mean you're not an astroturfer since you don't know your Cars.

It could also mean you ARE an astroturfer and you don't want to tip your hand.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

lol at xjakk pretending not to know a name from a children's movie

I'm biting my tongue so hard because I don't want another week off.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I love Disney+. Where else can I watch all my favorite brands like Disney, Pixar, Star Wars, Marvel, and The Simpsons. The list goes on and on. All for only $7.99 a month.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

priznat posted:

They really should figure out a way to monetize their insanity

Patreon dot com
Twitter dot com
Youtube dot com
Instagram dot com

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie


I like Berenthal, but goddamn I love Mann for just being brutal like that.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
She-hulk was a very frustrating show. Tatiana Maslany is a great actress and does a good job as Jennifer Walters. Anytime She-hulk shows up the show turns to poo poo. Then the show does weird thing Marvel does sometimes where they tell you that another character had a far more interesting adventure than what you just watched.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

mysterious frankie posted:

What are the iconic asses of all the other streaming platforms?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
So let's say Bruce or Jennifer are taking a poo and gotta push extra hard, which makes them a little angry. Do they hulk out right there while on the toilet? Do they have specially reinforced toilets just in case of such an emergency? Do they have larger hulk sized rolls of toilet paper?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

sure okay posted:

Everyone should submit to their basest urges

Wallow in the filth and then post about it

Describe in detail what the Hulk smells like

He probably smells like that old He-man Moss Man cartoon figure.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

is that shakira

Daryl Hannah in Splash. In the 'original' version you see her rear end in that shot. In the Disney+ version they censored it by making the hair longer.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
who the gently caress is Jo Koy.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1744361128220627273?s=46&t=wNf75G2WiIjbMjBMYW-m7Q



I don't loving know what to say.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Good ideas for a 25th anniversary:

An amazing 4k restoration digital/disc release
New cast and crew interviews and commentary tracks
Heavy promotion on HBO/Max


Zaslav's idea: thousands of tiktok videos

gently caress that guy.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
the way you know all reality tv is fake is that all the people in that poly show appear to be attractive people.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

kalel posted:

I truly think zaslav is one of the most evil people to ever live

Execs like Bob Iger (he sucks too) at least pay lip service to caring about art and the creative people behind it. Zaslav just blatantly makes it known he gives no fucks and just wants that money.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

That's a really loving bad title for the movie. They're better off calling it "Baby Yoda."

That's official by the way. The Star Wars twitter account says it goes into production later this year.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
WB throwing one last Hail Mary by giving Tom Cruise a massive development deal. Hopefully he gets a ton of money up front.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Arc Hammer posted:

AI Art looks like poo poo, no wonder he doesn't look good.

Does anyone know if the AI art thread in GBS is ironic or not?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Gutcruncher posted:

To be fair when AI steals it doesn’t always know to not steal the signature. And if anyone is going to a use AI in a press release it’s Disney.

I have a friend who makes a living doing art for book covers and tv/movie promotional art. I haven't talked to him in a while but I imagine he's legit scared shitless he's going to be replaced by AI art in the not too distant future. It loving sucks.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Echo trip report:

Episode 1: literally a compressed version of the Echo scenes from Hawkeye (remember that show?)
Episode 2: she's out in the country doing nothing and then something happens on a poor CGI/green screen train.

some really poorly done fight scenes and awful fake blood

edit: oh yeah and now she has super powers and her hands glow or some poo poo.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
https://twitter.com/jaybauman1/status/1745447803512602923?s=46&t=wNf75G2WiIjbMjBMYW-m7Q

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Oh my god the new Auralnauts is loving amazing.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I liked when RLM guest star Jack Quaid was playing the bongos on his car

I don’t think he even has any lines. Pretty loving awesome he gets a part in a Nolan film solely due to his bongo skills.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Does her character shill fake brain pills in the show too?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

No Mods No Masters posted:

I wonder if it's worse than the time dave filoni tried to write

FTFY

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Napoleon was great. Horny Napoleon *nom nom nom nom nom* was the best thing I’ve seen on the silver screen all year.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
The Honeymooners is loving hilarious.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
NEW CONTTENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1A9fjoqTn8

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Dijkstracula posted:

lmao and also The Mother Star is a way better name for the battlestation than the death star

What.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Quantum of Phallus posted:

we watching Trudy Tective 4 in this piece???

I watched it last night. It was fine I guess. Jodie Foster is good in it but that shouldn't be remotely surprising.

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Kingo Ligma posted:

Finding out that Foster has terminal boomer brain was super depressing

Go on.

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