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Apr 7, 2006





Hackers film 1995 posted:

disagree. 3 is much better than 2. its got jeremys iron and puzzles for starters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJgOimrO2GU

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Apr 7, 2006





Reign of Fire has a pointless second act that goes on forever.

One of those "just watch the last 20 minutes" sort of movies

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Apr 7, 2006





Everyone should submit to their basest urges

Wallow in the filth and then post about it

Describe in detail what the Hulk smells like

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Apr 7, 2006





The Ebert review of AI is one of the first of his I'd ever read and I came upon it shortly after my first watch. This has always stuck with me

quote:

A thinking machine cannot think. All it can do is run programs that may be sophisticated enough for it to fool us by seeming to think. A computer that passes the Turing Test is not thinking. All it is doing is passing the Turing Test.

I see movies like the Creator and I go, "That's just an advanced toaster." I would kick that kid like a Boston Dynamics robot, and really how can anyone claim the two are all that different?

It's also why I like Ex Machina quite a lot. That movie gets AI - how the average rube will get their lives changed (ruined) by it, but also how it's still just code with code bugs.

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Apr 7, 2006





There was a killswitch, but Kyoko and Ava passed code to each other to bypass it. Kyoko was neglected, left running on their current version for too long as made too many observations, while Ava was fresh on a newly coded narrative about escaping that Oscar Isaac wanted to push on Domhnall Gleeson. A bug, essentially, and one borne of hubris. Isaac thought he could keep all the complexity in his head and do it all himself, but in his last push to make Gleeson fall in love and do something reckless, he himself got reckless and they both paid for it.

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Apr 7, 2006





Watched May December.

Fantastic movie. Made me want to crawl out of my skin. Very nuanced, but tackled some big themes. I never want to think about it again.

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Apr 7, 2006





Watched the Curse over the weekend and it owned.

Give Nathan Fielder a Star War

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Apr 7, 2006





dreezy posted:

call me old fashioned but my favorite is pussies

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Apr 7, 2006





Just taking a note from Disney and building on the True Detective Cinematic Universe (TDCU)

After ep 10, Rust Cohle is gonna ask Danvers to join the True Detective Initiative

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Apr 7, 2006





Funny People started strong but petered out when it got to Leslie Mann and Eric Bana.

Movie was just too long, and a bit too unfocused. I liked the premise though and Sandler didn't bother me

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Apr 7, 2006





Endless Trash posted:

I saw Zoolander 2 recently which is more or less abysmal with the strong exception of Kyle Mooney being loving hilarious

Literally the only decent scene in the whole movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WezgAlwIdY

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Apr 7, 2006





poisonpill posted:

In honor of Rey getting her own trilogy, what’s the most baffling wtf part of the sequels?

I’m going with Finn and Rose’s plan in The Last Jedi. They guess that only the lead ship is tracking them for some reason (“tracking” being an incredibly important plot point that literally never gets resolved, or discovered how it’s happening), so they then decide that they must sneak on board to disable the tracking, which can only be done by one guy in the galaxy. That guy is at the craps table on casino planet wearing a gilded flower. So they go there (in the middle of a chase, mind you) and find him but get zapped because they parked on the lawn. Then in prison they meet another guy who says he can do it for them, so they hire him, instead.

It’s all very boring to watch and none of it ultimately matters anyway (thanks to the “brilliant plan” that they wouldn’t tell our main characters)

Its Palp's secret fleet.

Must have had a hell of a 401k plan to attract that much talent and keep them a total secret

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Apr 7, 2006





The strongest batman is the one who tests the best with the 18-40 male demo

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Apr 7, 2006






Bill made one lame joke and they milked it twice in two minutes

Ghostbusters is a race to the bottom

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Apr 7, 2006





kalel posted:

it looks like dog poo poo. you will never find love

turn that monitor on buddy

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Apr 7, 2006





I caught Morbius on Twitch and the Super Mario Bros movie on Twitter both due to stumbling on uploads that didn't last long. I feel like I have a much more positive opinion of both movies because of the novelty of that, even though those studios werent able to get money from me.

However I think Sony and Comcast would much prefer I have a lingering positive opinion than my actual money, soooo you're welcome, movie execs

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Apr 7, 2006





kalel posted:

a few days after seeing the holdovers, I started to think about american fiction, and the fact that da'vine joy randolph's character in the former is the kind of character the latter's jeffrey wright would bemoan. her role in the plot is to suffer sufficiently enough that paul giamatti's character can look good for defending her, while also befriending him and praising his virtue (in contrast with how the white students and white faculty engage with him). it seems like the movie is intending to set up a tripartite drama but her relationship with dominic sessa is pretty underdeveloped. as a result the movie becomes mostly about giamatti and sessa in the final act while her story is self-contained and feels superfluous. her character is basically giamatti's character's magical negro. giamatti was nommed for best actor and randolph for best supporting actress.

they probably shouldve given her something more to do/say than just hold the kids hand while he almost gets expelled

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Apr 7, 2006





The irony of Ghostbusters is that the magic of the movie isn't the magic of the premise (ghosts). It's charismatic leads doing gig work with hijinks.

You don't even need ghosts to make a good Ghostbusters movie. Sure, some kind of supernatural bent is what gets folks in the door. If it was just about mundane plumbing it wouldn't work, but magical plumbing? If you're leads can sell it then that's all it takes.

Studios can't buy lightning-in-a-bottle charisma, though. Even the same players coming back under the same premise has trouble because the audience already expects you to clear a bar.

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Apr 7, 2006





Sometimes I wonder if their are even spies anymore in this modern age.

Or rather spies like we see in movies. I think clandestine agencies just rely on tech and hacking now, or if they need a human element they pay off a local to do some wildly dangerous eavesdropping as a one-off and probably get them killed.

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Apr 7, 2006





A tale of a character rising above awful circumstance is not an inherent message that everyone can or should rise above that circumstance in the same way.

If a "baby with a sex drive" rises above "the shackles of the patriarchy," the movie is not automatically saying "See? Any woman can do this." It might! But that requires additional narrative evidence. All it's saying, at base, is "This woman can do this."

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Apr 7, 2006





Dandywalken posted:

how can Diablo Cody be stopped?

Wizard

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Apr 7, 2006





Sing Godzilla: A Musical

From the director of Cats

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Apr 7, 2006





lol I also posted that comic when the first pics of Mr HGH Jaw came out. The last panel at least. First thing I thought of too

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Apr 7, 2006





JP movie where the dinos get smarter and take over on their own, as nature "uhh finding a way" to break out of mankind's endless testing and imprisonment

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Apr 7, 2006





Jose Oquendo posted:

Blame It On Rio is the far superior Rio movie.

Holy poo poo I just watched the trailer for this holy shittttt

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Apr 7, 2006





no thanks I made the mistake of reading the youtube comments and have already taken enough psychic damage for the day

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Apr 7, 2006







Whole movie in the trailer, down to who dies and when, and who saves the day

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Apr 7, 2006





Sex Farm posted:

Is this your first time watching a movie trailer

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Apr 7, 2006





starkebn posted:

how quickly does Spiderperson web disintegrate? After they're done slinging that goopy poo poo all over the city do you just get to spend days stepping in it while walking down the sidewalk or something?

Good news: pigeons eat it
Bad news: surging pigeon population

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Apr 7, 2006





Nefarious 2.0 posted:

if there's a jump in consumership of cornball bad movies, I'd bet dollars to donuts it correlates to legalization of weed

I think it more correlates to the dire state of modern movies IMO

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Apr 7, 2006





tbh as long as they keep the BOTW content coming I couldnt care less what else they do to fill in their slate for the year

But if I don't get at least a Halloween and a Christmas BOTW, then theyre getting a Strongly Worded Email

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Apr 7, 2006





The prequels were important to analyze because they represented a surprising inflection point in the franchise, and one from its very same original creator.

It's obvious and very crass at this point to analyze why Star Wars is the way that it is, currently. Even the typically satisfying pastime of pissing on studio executives for being greedy is Bad, because those folks will lump those vids into "brand engagement" and still not listen to the salient points. You'd be doing them a favor and further solidifying its superficiality.

The only way theyll change and take big swings is if people just stop talking about it altogether. Otherwise your vids, views, and clicks are all just more cement for the foundation.

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Apr 7, 2006





You can hear the palpable disdain as the man himself has to lay it out clear as day in the commentary track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkOqiweYfwQ&t=73s

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Apr 7, 2006





Arc Hammer posted:

It's never outright stated who is directly responsible for the rock or if it was a fluke but the Arachnids do have the ability to colonize other worlds via plasma and wormhole travel and they're much smarter than the Federation would like people to believe. Personally I believe that the Arachnids did throw the asteroid in retaliation for the "Mormon Extremists" setting up a colony in their territory and the Federation just let it hit Earth to justify an invasion.

The underlying premise is that the bugs are simple creatures and that we could easily just get out of their way and establish a "let bygones be bygones" policy. Galaxy big! The movie even brings this argument up as something dumb and worthy of ridicule and so you, the audience, should naturally assume that of course they're lying and it's 100% possible.

The bugs being a legitimate threat, even if we "fired the first shot" and they were just lashing out for survival, legitimizes the ugly fascism our society has to turn into, and undermines the message of the movie.

All this to say... no. Of course they didn't throw the asteroid. It was obviously a false flag job.

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Apr 7, 2006





Uhh I dont see them feeding propaganda videos to each other and wearing long black coats so no I don't think they rival humanity at all!

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Apr 7, 2006





You think a bug ever told another bug they were "a little wild on the stick"? :heysexy:

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Apr 7, 2006





Nefarious 2.0 posted:

nothing legitimizes fascism you sick little freak

lol

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Apr 7, 2006






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Apr 7, 2006





Wild to see what social media has turned in 20 years.

Imagine what itll be like in 100

I think we will assault eachothers dreams

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Apr 7, 2006





kalel posted:

different how? could someone point to the element of the film that's supposed to be different from anything that's come before?

Well they're definitely not talking about themes, cinematography, editing, acting, or really any kind of artistic vision. Execs don't understand any of that and consider it all interchangeable and roughly equal in value.

Their brains operate in demographics and timing. "Entice these people at this time." In that way, a female driven February superhero movie is I guess "different."

They just assume that if they throw about 80+ million at something, the quality bar will come naturally to meet consumer expectations. So much so they've convinced themselves that meddling like "the bad guy should die to a Pepsi sign" won't put a dent in said quality because again why are are they paying these so-called artists if they can't do their jobs???

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