2024 AI Chat Thread - Well I have bad news for everyone who enjoys working on cars

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Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Dakar time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaAVaDnvsOI

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 09:56

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:15

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

big dong wanter posted:

how else do you expect to transform into a 5g antenna without any metal?

We've got some boomer idiot in my area putting up "Keep Suburb_Name WIFI Free" signs all over town. loving idiot. They are putting up a 5G Tower. At least get your conspiracy correct dumbass.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 09:02

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Idid have an ex that thought WIFI 2.4Ghz was the same as getting raw microwave power. I shoulda known she was a fucken idiot cos she was with me but that was the biggest warning, and Icouldnt convince her otherwise. But also then at the same time wouldn't let me drill a hole in the floor and run ethernet from her PC to the router. Went with Powerline ethernet bullshit lol

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 14:13

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Ticked over another digit on the odometer of life. Time to get drunk and enjoy an RDO weekend.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 07:32

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

In our country, we leave electrical work up to Electricians.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 16:12

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

My post is a 'how to' on insulting americans and/or british.

I used to wire up military aircraft. I still get an electrician to do anything mains level in my house. Do you all not have certificates of work incase something fucks up that the law/insurance can go after when poo poo goes bad?

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 17:43

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

randomidiot posted:

Universe making GBS threads on you

WTF? From that post alone it's seems obvious to me that you have quite a substantial concussion.

Get well soon and keep us updated on the CTs.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 05:35

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

sharkytm posted:

A Kart Engine, duh.

You got a big laugh outta me on that one.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 09:07

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Safety Dance posted:

I swear to god when I move this summer I'm going to find a place with a taller garage.

The rag is on the hood because it's rubbing against the garage door.

You know the meme about raising the bridge?

Well yeah, I'm raising the house next year.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 09:43

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Darchangel posted:

I've only killed two in about 30 years!

There they go! ->

Thread title.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 07:44

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Darchangel posted:

That's a CJ, so at least 30 years old.
fake edit: almost 40, according to Wikipedia. last one made in 1986.

Which part? "I've only killed two in 30 years!", "There they go -> Apex Seals"?

Typical Rotary, boost in, apex seals out

# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 03:04

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

RIP Paul Walker posted:

YouTube can kiss my rear end for making this a short instead of a video

Don't film vertically lol

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 07:50

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Cracked two of my low profile rims today on our wonderful Queensland roads. Lucky I have spare sets of tyre/wheel packages. Only lost about 30 minutes of the day.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 07:11

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

I love my tyre shop. Always get exceptional service from them. This time I was only after some cheap 245/45 18s and they charged me far less than they quoted me a few days ago.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 06:28

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

CommieGIR posted:

I want the knock-off Lego King Crab from Battletech/Mechwarrior:

https://hansenbricks.com/gallery/lego-battletech-mechwarrior-king-crab-mech/

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005970178433.html

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 14:36

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

A Uuuuuuuute

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 16:11

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Darchangel posted:

Same. I have models, LEGO, and figures all over, including a large amount that have been packed in boxes for the last 20 years.

I have too much too. And now I went and got myself an old Retail Xbox Kiosk standup system to cleanup and build a custom modded system to demo a heap of games

# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 10:18

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Darchangel posted:

Oh, that sounds interesting.

Humphreys posted:

How the heck did I forget to mention that!? I had pre-release and a version that packed XCAT as the payload so I could do backups to the XCAT devs server of all DLC I found. Its amazing!!!

Speaking of...So I already own a Debug Xbox.

Now I have this:

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 07:32

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Darchangel posted:

Cool!
Man, I was thinking Xbox 360. Original Xbox is even neater.

On the eve of Insignia supporting Halo 2 online play again...

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 14:15

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

CommieGIR posted:

Oooo, love that Binocular microscope.

It's Tri-nocular! I just havent paid the dumb money for cameras yet. Also found out my cheap 18650 scope can run off USB as a Webcan and fits in the 3rd hole

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 17:28

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

6 months to the day and my new coolant pump blew out it's bearings.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 03:56

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

slidebite posted:

Did you replace your belt at the same time?

A slightly shorter belt but manipulated on can give way more overhang load on bearings than spec.

Or, it could just be a lovely pump

Yeah I put a new belt on when I did it. lovely pump. Was cheap. Warranty was replacement but I asked for refund. Then got an OEM from my mate at the Holden Dealership.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 09:03

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Dr. Lunchables posted:

I want to see your Holden. Please post a pic

# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 03:15

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Hell yes. That thing rocks.

Stupidly this is my fav pic of it.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 04:35

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

TheBacon posted:

Got drat what a good lookin wagon

Thanks! In the coming months I'm looking at getting it resprayed and the vinyl sections redone.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 10:09

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYp8Ars0Mks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs

# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 08:56

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Now this should end the car song video derail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MqMZ6XqMfc

# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 13:37

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

My employers are continuing their crusade on buying lovely vehicles. So far their history includes SSangYong van, Mitsubishi Triton (the one that had the front suspension recall), Ford Territory, Ford Ranger, Ford Everest. Now to join the shitheaps is a Haval JoLion!

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 07:46

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Replace lovely coolant pump. Proceed to lose coolant a few weeks later again. Not the pump, guess this VE is getting to that age where multiple things that have multiple points of failure happen at once. Rad cap not regulating pressure, then a hose, then the heatercore shat itself dumping coolant into the interior floor.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 11:27

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

bolind posted:

My BMW had something similar, but it was a seventeen button press dance and it had to be done at every start.

EU and Federally mandated nerd mode requirements can't come soon enough.

A fun thing is that when I use my OBD to check things with the Torque app. It does SOMETHING and then the car flags a stability control issue on the dash. NEVER when the app is not in use. I keep the OBD plugged in at all times (Bluetooth)

# ¿ May 1, 2024 09:48

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:15

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Powershift posted:

Torque pro shuts off powerstrokes when it tries to connect, although most regular code readers do too.

I'm too dumb to understand this answer

# ¿ May 3, 2024 15:10

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