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Happy new year, Comic Strip Thread! Let's make it a good one! Luann Gil Thorp has not yet updated for the new year! Home Free
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 20:23 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:40 |
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Transmodiar posted:Modesty Blaise: In the Beginning Hell yeah Modesty Blaise! Starting the new year off right!
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 22:32 |
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Luann I see Bernice's resolution to be less of a self-righteous judgmental little poo poo is going poorly. Gil Thorp
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 23:04 |
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Crab Dad posted:Man I don’t remember Aleta looking preggers. Yeah, Foster cheated. She's looked slim as ever in all the strips leading up to the big faint. Luan Shut the gently caress up, Bernice. God, how does this broad not get punched in the mouth every day of her life Gil Thorp Home Free
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 00:55 |
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Murdstone posted:Mark Trail Why not? Wasn't this a fishing trip for dudes to talk out their marital problems? I'd think on a trip like that you might find at least one or two dudes with marital problems.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 03:14 |
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Luann Great news, Luann! Bernice is not your friend! Feel free to go befriend someone with any major you like secure in the knowledge that you will lose nothing! Gil THorp
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 18:11 |
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Willo567 posted:Yes he's a total jerk to Susie and he's locked Rosalyn out of the house, plus I'm probably forgetting some stuff, but the way I've seen some people react on this forum to the comic he may as well have fed Susie her parents. Speaking as a person who frequently wishes violence on the characters in the comics I post, we like to be dramatic in here.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2024 03:28 |
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EasyEW posted:Sally Forth LET HER FIND HER OWN. Yeesh, she may be an rear end in a top hat about it, but the woman can not possibly be any more clear about what she wants. Luann Gil Thorp Home Free
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2024 18:38 |
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Murdstone posted:F Minus Family Circus looks weird today. Murdstone posted:Mark Trail Bats are an important part of the ecosystem and are having a rough time due to habitat loss and human fear and are actually pretty cool little dudes, but it's cool Jules. Keep telling us about how they all have rabies and are just out hunting for unsuspecting humans to infect. (Yeah, they can carry rabies, so bat safety is important, especially if they're rolling around on the ground in the daytime like this one was, but this is the second character to TOTALLY GET RABIES FROM A BAT in the last couple of days (strip time) and it's a bit weird and alarmist.) Murdstone posted:The Phantom It might take him a few years, but when Mozz comes he comes hard.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 03:58 |
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Mercury Hat posted:Yeah, the average person isn't likely to encounter a bat unless A: it's out in daylight like this which would mean it's ill or B: there's an established colony in your house and one gets through to your living space. The latter is a big risk because bat bites are so small, you can't always tell if one's bitten you or another person while asleep. It's not always a "get rabies vaccines immediately" problem, but you should consult with a doctor if you come in contact with one (or any unexpected wildlife encounter, really). If this story beat where a man finds a bat in the daylight and gets bit was the first time we'd heard about bats in a good long while I'd have no beef with it. It's good to know not to mess around with bats. But we just came back from the hospital where a man, admittedly while being a dumbass, just got mauled by a bat colony. It's the multiple incidents in quick succession that makes it start to feel like Jules just loving hates bats. Like next week is a bat going to break into Professor Bee Sharp's house and turn him into a vampire? It's a bit much. Luann Gil Thorp
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 19:51 |
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Murdstone posted:Rex Morgan MD I like the exclamation point on the text box. Hey, guys, look who it is! Rene Belluso!
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 01:55 |
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PainterofCrap posted:He’s still holding the ball. Does that mean he caught it & they’re all out? So the runs will be nullified? The ball is still in play. The Meteors are all out there just doing laps around the diamond right now.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 19:15 |
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Murdstone posted:Rex Morgan MD My friends, I don't have the skills to shop drunk Aldo Kelrast into that car, but I know somebody in here does. Please and thank you. Beautiful
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 23:54 |
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I thank you for your service
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 00:28 |
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Murdstone posted:Just eat the goddam muffin, Ed. I assure you, Ed, it will have at least as much sugar and fat as any other muffin, if not more. Murdstone posted:Mark Trail Basically the opposite advice that any bat or wildlife expert gives on what to do if you find a sick bat. Cool educational strip, Jules! Luann Ah, I see. The week of Bernice being an rear end in a top hat was so that when Gunther inevitably returned to stink up the place again the emotion we'd feel was relief. Gil Thorp Home Free
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 05:05 |
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Toasted PB&J rules and it's totally worth how messy it is to eat. Makes me sad I'm allergic to peanuts now.EasyEW posted:Mousetrapped I feel like just yelling "NO REALLY THIS IS TOTALLY STEAMBOAT WILLIE MICKEY AND NOT NORMAL MICKEY" without any other signifiers to differentiate him might not be enough to keep it in the public domain, but what do I know? I'm not a copyright lawyer. Luann I guess we're supposed to be disappointed that she might go back to doing a thing she enjoys and makes money from, but gave up to please her wet fart of a boyfriend who isn't even there right now. Gil Thorp
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 05:53 |
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Powered Descent posted:Flash Gordon I enjoy the fashion in this strip EasyEW posted:Crankshaft takes a turn. Kids today. Such selfish little shits. Not like previous generations at all. Luann Straight up living her whole life to fulfill his wants and likes at the expense of her own and we're supposed to be like, "Aww! True love! I hope she doesn't backslide into doing things she likes, too!" Gil Thorp Nice Home Free
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 23:17 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:Ugh no no no gently caress you Zits Dad. I used to want to get out of Costco ASAP when I was dragged along with my folks, but now I too am a Plugger and gotta go up and down all the aisles, just in case. Luann Gil Thorp
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 05:24 |
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Luann Gil Thorp I don't know, maybe you should keep reading and then you'll find out. If you ever feel like we get to hyper-critical about some of the hate reads in this thread, remember that the Go Comics readers are far, far, worse about theirs. Damning us with faint praise, I know. The username bummed me out, but then I thought, "Yeah, he probably does shout his befuddlement to the world in general every time a plot development happens in a movie." Home Free
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 20:23 |
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OLD MAN MOZZ'S REIGN OF TERROR HAS ENDED!! HAPPY FREEDOM DAY, THREAD!! Luann Gil Thorp
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 20:29 |
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Vargo posted:Phoebe and Her Unicorn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rADdKqPNdaM This joke is essentially a variation of Marigold's "UNICORN!" bit, so I'm not saying there was any intentional ripping off. I just like the Kids in the Hall sketch.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 21:44 |
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riderchop posted:On The Fastrack You loving bootlicker, you don't get to complain about burnout when you spend all your time excusing, denying, enabling, and enforcing your boss's outright abuse. Luann Gil Thorp Oh poo poo Home Free
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 05:24 |
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Luann She made herself boring because Gunther was always whining whenever she wanted to do anything besides sit and watch TV. Now that she's sitting and watching TV he's whining about that. And somehow it's her fault. Gil Thorp I don't think the guy getting punched yesterday was Coach Kaz, but a different coach we don't know yet. (Kaz has earrings.) The guy who punched him is one of his players who was pissed off he didn't get enough play time.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 04:42 |
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Luann Gil Thorp Home Free
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 23:20 |
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Murdstone posted:Mark Trail The hell is that raccoon doing
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 01:15 |
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I have enjoyed this Crabgrass friendship litigation story
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 06:28 |
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Samovar posted:Hold the phone, why is Arn not heir? He wanted to go gently caress around on the beach with his friends and all the courtiers following him around were cramping his style, so he gave the throne to the baby. He still has Thule as a backup throne. Mercury Hat posted:It's hilarious that she's been getting paid for this snooping and meddling by working as that guy's model the whole time. And even more hilarious that he's known the whole time that she's there to snoop and meddle but he's like, "She's got really good legs though." Luann Gil Thorp
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 05:34 |
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Powered Descent posted:Slylock Fox Slylock Fox been getting some kickass art submissions lately Luann No, you guys, you see?? Gunther is the one who is the bestest boyfriendiest boyfriend ever and Bets is the one who can't live without her horrible addiction to liking things she likes! See????* YOU SEE GIRLS WITH THEIR OWN JOBS AND INTERESTS OUTSIDE OF YOU ARE A WASTE OF TIME SEE?????? Gil Thorp Home Free Readers of this thread who choose to ignore this strip are probably the happiest of all of us *Also she's been completely disconnected from social media and doing exclusively things he likes for a while now. He's the one who's dull as dogshit
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 19:42 |
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I purchased and read all of that Bets N Gun story, but you cannot compel me to read whatever this is.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 00:49 |
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riderchop posted:On The Fastrack Wow. Ted Talks really do take just anybody. Luann "No one but me, Bets. I suppose I must allow you to be fun and charismatic, but you may share it with no one but me." It's a sign of a healthy relationship when your boyfriend forever tries to hide your light under a bushel, right? Gil Thorp
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 21:49 |
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Murdstone posted:Mary Worth ME WANT MEAT. ONLY MEAT. MUFFIN MUST HAVE MEAT. NO VEGETARY. MEAT GOOD. Murdstone posted:Rex Morgan MD If he thinks he's having a bad day now, wait until he gets the bill.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 21:15 |
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Video games are for boys. Cooking is for girls.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 21:41 |
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Powered Descent posted:Flash Gordon cool Luann Gil Thorp Home Free
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2024 04:48 |
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2024 21:07 |
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Murdstone posted:The Phantom He should have said that when Mozz showed up. Luann Gil Thorp
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 05:47 |
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Luann I would argue that being noticeably unhappy isn't the same as being "whiny," but I agree with the substance of the advice. Leave Gunther Gil Thorp Home Free
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 20:59 |
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2024 23:13 |
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someone awful. posted:as a person with the misfortune not to have a dishwasher, this is the god drat truth though Selachian posted:Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 1/7-9/43 No, Scarlet, the answer you're looking for is, "I'm no snitch."
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 19:59 |
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Giant Ethicist posted:We Are Reproducing Aww, sad baby
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 03:20 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:40 |
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Powered Descent posted:Slylock Fox That's cute Weirdly included a tiny li'l pillow for Max. Also the bottle of UGH. Selachian posted:The Virtue of Vera Valiant 12/26/76 Dang. You gotta be a real impressive kind of special to almost fail out of a scam school. Luann Wow. After all these years, Luann finally said something I can wholeheartedly agree with. Gil Thorp Home Free
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