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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


DalaranJ posted:

The names of over a hundred people which were censored in a deposition against Ghislane Maxwell are being uncensored. This deposition alleges sexual assault by Prince Andrew of the UK. It also alleges that Bill Clinton, who claimed to have not visited Esptein's island, was on Epstein's island.

Ok, but why's he dressed like that?

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idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton dressed like that.


No, seriously.


https://news.artnet.com/art-world/bill-clinton-blue-dress-painting-jeffrey-epstein-1628437

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

the_steve posted:

Is this the first clown cartoon of 2024?

We made it to the second, must be a record.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

The Islamic Shock posted:

That Branco has me wondering since I've surprisingly never looked into it: what is the conservative reaction to the lives of people they like being materially improved from liberal policies in ways that can't be ignored?

(I've probably never observed this in action because lol at liberals directly, obviously and on any kind of wide scale helping people in America through their wonderful oops always capitalist representatives)

Just anecdotally every conservative I know was absolutely furious when parents started getting the federal childcare credits.

I briefly thought it might save the trifecta and guarantee Biden's reelection, until Dems saw how popular it was and went "oops popular policy we can't do that" and let it expire

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Knight:

David Warner makes public plea for return of missing baggy green cap ahead of final Test for Australia (ABC).

Broelman:


Le Lievre:

The New Year brings the release of Cabinet papers from twenty years ago which means it includes the 2003 decision to join the Iraq War. Australia went to war in Iraq based on ‘oral reports’ to cabinet from John Howard (Guardian).

Spooner:

‘Unsettling’: hackers break into Victorian court recordings database (Guardian).

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Jeff Danziger




Lisa Benson




Mike Peters



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IF51_kf8pQ


Randall Enos




Dave Whamond




John Darkow




Monte Wolverton




Taylor Jones




Adam Zyglis




Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


quote:


SHENNA SCISSORHANDS- MAINE CUTS OUT TRUMP FROM THE BALLOT
Cartoon published 01/02/2024

Maine’s Secretary of State Shenna Bellows removed Donald Trump from her state’s ballot.

She cited the 14th Amendment’s insurrection clause as the legal precedent. This ties in with the January 6 Capitol protest, which Democrats love to label as an insurrection. The J-6 committee was arranged by Nancy Pelosi to ‘get’ Trump. That rigged, biased committee condemned Trump (without giving him the opportunity to defend himself). Pelosi’s committee decision has no legal bearing on Bellows’ case.

Trump has not been convicted of insurrection—even though a great many who attended the January 6th protest are now serving long sentences in Pelosi’s dungeon. The protestors were not armed and they were lured in by government operatives. Regardless, they were treated brutally by Democrat judges. Now they want to treat President Trump with the same brutality.

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If Trump does get sent to jail, it will only make him even more popular. It’s ironic that real crooks such as Joe Biden remain free and can pull any illegal shenanigan they like and get away with it. All members of the Deep State Swamp can do whatever they like and get away with it. Trump is an outsider and they want to destroy him by any means available.

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Bellow’s case should be overturned quickly by The Supreme Court, but meanwhile other blue states are considering Trump’s ballot removal to help make him appear scandalous and unelectable. They have gone way too far and well beyond the margins of decency. That’s what Marxists, do, though. It shouldn’t come as a surprise.

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Maybe the law-fare being used against him will teach Trump a lesson. Maybe this time he won’t be so easily forgiving when it comes to traitors such as Hillary Clinton. Maybe he really will ‘lock her up’ after he’s reelected. Maybe this time he really will drain the swamp. A good first step would be to completely ban terrorist political parties like the Democrat communists.

— The GrrrTeam
Anything about the guy who entered the Colorado Supreme Court, held a security guard at gunpoint and shot the place up (without harming anyone thankfully) before being apprehended? Obviously a false flag.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

In which a political cartoonist doesn't understand the entire concept of elections.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

In which a political cartoonist doesn't understand the entire concept of elections.

Eh, I get their point. Keep calling every single election the "most important one ever!!!111!!1!! :supaburn:" and it's going to start ringing real fuckin' hollow.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

the_steve posted:

Eh, I get their point. Keep calling every single election the "most important one ever!!!111!!1!! :supaburn:" and it's going to start ringing real fuckin' hollow.

People keep saying every year that this summer is the hottest one on record, do they expect me to believe it just keeps happening AGAIN???

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

idonotlikepeas posted:

Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)



Is Kirschen a protestant Christian now?

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

wizzardstaff posted:

People keep saying every year that this summer is the hottest one on record, do they expect me to believe it just keeps happening AGAIN???
Yeah but that's because nobody's doing anything about it. Might be related to that.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: Dither Accompli

Ted Rall posted:

The Biden Administration is setting the stage for tacitly endorsing Israel’s war against Gaza by remaining publicly silent until, ultimately, they finally come out in favor of a ceasefire. But it’ll only happen after Gaza is destroyed and its Palestinian inhabitants have been driven out into the desert.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

wizzardstaff posted:

People keep saying every year that this summer is the hottest one on record, do they expect me to believe it just keeps happening AGAIN???

One of these is a verifiable weather phenomenon, the other is purely subjective and based largely off of icky tummyfeels.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

the_steve posted:

One of these is a verifiable weather phenomenon, the other is purely subjective and based largely off of icky tummyfeels.

Wow, a real owing with facts and logic up in this piece. I guess the next election isn't that important after all.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



:fuckoff:

Al Goodwyn



Bob Gorrell



Always fun to try and find where Gorrell got his images from. In this case, it was this slot machine piggy bank from Amazon. Also, note how you can still see the reflections from the origional reel above and below the skull and bones. Of course he got those by badly stretching this image, from an eBay listing for skull and bones stickers, which I found by doing an image search for 'skull and bones logo'.

Chip Bok



Mike Luckovich



Steve Benson



Steve Kelley



Tom Stiglich

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

the_steve posted:

One of these is a verifiable weather phenomenon, the other is purely subjective and based largely off of icky tummyfeels.

This opinion is so stupid it should be a cartoon in this thread.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

:effort:

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

I AM GRANDO posted:

Is Kirschen a protestant Christian now?

That was my question. Why pretend to side with people you were insulting a week ago?

Clerical Terrors
Apr 24, 2016

I'm so tired, I'm so very tired

Skios posted:

Al Goodwyn



I wish the far left was as cool and powerful in real life as it seems to be in the paranoid fever dreams of conservatives.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Skios posted:


Steve Benson



Buddy...

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Clerical Terrors posted:

I wish the far left was as cool and powerful in real life as it seems to be in the paranoid fever dreams of conservatives.
Sometimes I'll give them a long list of actual radical leftist policies the Democrats would never in a million years support. The response is of course the Dems are advocating for all the poo poo you just said and no their words and actions to the contrary don't mean anything why do you ask

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

HA! my first thought too

JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco




Well, that was quick. Kellies Nomination: Worst Overall

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak, his asylum policy, his election chances … and a defibrillator – Ministers are facing questions over nearly 10,000 unresolved ‘legacy’ asylum cases, which they are counting as having been cleared" After Rembrandt.

Telegraph:

"Time is running out to discover the real Starmer"

Independent:


Times:

Rishi Sunak to promise pre-election tax cuts to win over sceptical voters; ‘Miracle’ escape for passengers after horrific runway crash at Tokyo airport

Evening Standard:

Longest strike in NHS history by junior doctors to have 'enormous impact', health boss warns

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011


...is this Blower suggesting that Starmer should consider socialism?

I'm sure that's not his actual intent, probably something more about Starmer abandoning causes but then not really having one of his own (since Blairism is also shown there being unused) but it's still funny to see.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

https://twitter.com/willystaley/status/1742608060848406654?t=CCYW39nHp10RXLThsaFgEg&s=19

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
That post actually clarified something I'd been wondering from the past year's Sinfest comics. That building in the top left corner was repeatedly used, and I was curious as to what it was supposed to signify. Guess that solves that mystery.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

the_steve posted:

Eh, I get their point. Keep calling every single election the "most important one ever!!!111!!1!! :supaburn:" and it's going to start ringing real fuckin' hollow.
Is it really so hard to believe that every election is more important than the last?

I think it's a pretty reasonable proposition, which is why I'm not sweating 2024 too much. We can easily afford to throw our votes away on a 3rd party or something because there will be a more important election coming up in 2028 anyway. And an even more important one 4 years after that. And then an EVEN MORE important one...

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Broelman:

Morrison government failed to give Howard-era national security cabinet papers to national archives (Guardian).
Albanese wants ex-spy chief to find out if missing 2003 Iraq war papers were a cover-up (SMH)

Le Lievre:


Mark Knight's 2023 wrap-up poster:


Spooner:

The Australian is running articles about how energy retailers want to raise default prices because too many houses with solar panels don't need to pay for any electricity during the day.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Cloud Potato posted:

Independent:

Kellies Nomination: Most Revolting

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Clay Bennett




Jeff Danziger




Jeff Stahler




Matt Davies




Pedro X. Molina




Matt Wuerker




Lee Judge




Mike Smith




Jimmy Margulies




Ed Gamble




David M. Hitch



I mean, you knew David M. Hitch was one of those Soros jackasses, but just seeing him lay it out like that is still uncomfortable.


Mike Peters




Carlos Latuff




Jeff Koterba




John Darkow




Dick Wright




Bob Englehart




Amjad Rasmi




Adam Zyglis




Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)




Walt Handelsman

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

idonotlikepeas posted:


Bob Englehart




Kellies nomination: Laziest Non-Gorrell (Just look at the lovely airbrushing)
and another one that I'm not sure of the category for. Is Worst Visual Metaphor a thing? Cause it looks like the US exists in a void and there's nothing to the south or north.

e: I guess Alaska and Hawaii aren't US states in this guy's universe.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009





Why does baby New Year have a pick axe?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

idonotlikepeas posted:

Jeff Danziger



Christ, even for Danziger that drawing of Greg Abbott is awful. Without the label or the caption could you even figure out if that vaguely drawn figure was supposed to be a specific person? It doesn't even have eyes!

Kellies Nomination: Worst Caricature


The world is a golf ball and America is going to putt it into a hole which is Israel? What?

I'd nominate this for most incomprehensible, but the message is pretty obviously "US and Israel = bad", and y'know what? Fair enough. Instead... Kellies Nomination: Worst Metaphor

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Jan 4, 2024

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

nm

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jan 4, 2024

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse posted:


The world is a golf ball and America is going to putt it into a hole which is Israel? What?

I'd nominate this for most incomprehensible, but the message is pretty obviously "US and Israel = bad", and y'know what? Fair enough. Instead... Kellies Nomination: Worst Metaphor

The US is trying to get the world onto Israel's point of view and it won't work? It's a bad metaphor.
E: even with the advantage Israel has of its flag blocking the ball

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Jan 4, 2024

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

L. Ron DeSantis posted:

The US is trying to get the world onto Israel's point of view and it won't work? It's a bad metaphor.
E: even with the advantage Israel has of its flag blocking the ball

Except the flag isn't even blocking the ball. The flag isn't in the hole, it's embedded in the green a couple inches away, which has got to be a violation of club rules.

I mean, I understand broadly what the cartoon is trying to say (America is bullying/forcing along the rest of the world in re: Israel). It just says it in a very stupid, inept way.

Tindalos
May 1, 2008

Technowolf posted:

Why does baby New Year have a pick axe?

Because he's a minor!

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JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

Is Mike Smith trying to be the Bizzaro world version of David M. Hitch?

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