Political Cartoons 2024: I swear to god, these are getting stupider

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axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Nenonen posted:

And this can be traced all the way back to Greek mythology, where both the personification of time Chronos and titan & god of harvest Cronos carried a scythe or sickle. Famously Cronos used his sickle to castrate Uranus, his father, and from the foam of Uranus' genitals Aphrodite was born. Afterwards he was revealed that he would be overthrown by his children just as he did to his father, so of course he would solve the problem by eating his children right as they were born. His wife got a bit upset by this and when time came to give birth to Zeus, she went hiding in a cave and gave the baby to a goat to raise, meanwhile giving Cronos a stone wrapped in cloth which he then ate. Eventually Zeus fed Cronos an emetic, causing him to projectile vomit the rock and the rest of his children, after which Zeus castrated and banished him and the titans.

The Aristocrats!

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 08:46

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:37

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tom the Dancing Bug by Reuben Boliing featuring public domain rodent Mickey Mouse

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 08:47

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

idonotlikepeas posted:

Jeff Stahler

How do you even get this lazy without going full Gorrell?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 15:11

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Oh hey look, it's that old Brett Noel cartoon again :toot:

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 10:30

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 08:15

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

idonotlikepeas posted:

Matt Wuerker

Why is he drawing John McCain morphing into Karl Malden? :confused:

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 15:49

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Skios posted:

Oh hey look, it's the return of the Obamaphone! :obama:

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 13:05

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling

# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 08:10

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Could Ed Gamble be more of a sundowning boomer?

# ¿ Jan 27, 2024 11:35

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

idonotlikepeas posted:

Matt Furie should order a DMCA against Tats for stealing Pepe.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 10:22

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

the_steve posted:

Ward Sutton

To save y'all from having to click an X link:

# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 09:18

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Nenonen posted:

Thanks for the frog. It was very soothing after all those nazi Klurfs.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 09:20

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 08:12

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Digamma-F-Wau posted:

So on tumblr a follow a blog that posts pages from Disney Adventures magazine, which I used to read when I was a kid, and at one point this comes up:

and I'm like "oh yeah I remember those funky looking Mickey Mouse strips when I was a kid, I wonder what else the guy behind them has do-

Glenn McCoy makes a newpaper comic strip called The Duplex. It's a regular guy-and-dog strip, with jokes and punchlines. It's not great or anything, but Glenn McC know the craft, and it's lurching along with the other zombie newpaper comic strips.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 11:53

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Skios posted:

Steve Breen

I really wish people would get Noah's ark right...

You'd best draw fourteen of every animal, you cowards .

Rhinos (?), bears and zebras are all unclean animals. The only clean mammals are the ruminants, they have both cloven hooves and chew cud.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 13:09

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling

# ¿ Feb 8, 2024 08:56

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Who the gently caress is Peter Bergen?

A reporter who interviewed Bin Laden in 1997. It's exactly the same.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 12:37

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling :patriot:

US liberals and leftist could actually take a hint from this.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 08:04

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

the_steve posted:

at Lindsay Lohan looking down from heaven :angel:

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 11:02

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tom the Dancing Bug feat. Donald and John by Ruben Bolling

# ¿ Feb 24, 2024 10:30

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Please don't make me click through to X :mad:

Kelly

Eli Valley

# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 15:33

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

the_steve posted:

Phone posting, new Sutton

Ewww! X!

# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 15:19

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Looking at https://randomwaffle.gbs.fm/ and found to no surprise that Ted Rall has been an anti-woke shithead since 2010.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 16:16

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich

Tom Stiglich, the cartoonist FROM HELL!

# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 13:20

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

the_steve posted:

Monte Wolverton is the guy who loooooooooovvvvvvveeeeeessss Death

Monte Wolverton is the son of Basil Wolverton, known from the early days of MAD magazine for grotesque caricature like this:

Later he became a born again Christian and stopped drawing weird faces.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 13:54

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Poking at randomwaffle and one of the worst Lesters came up

# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 14:35

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 08:33

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

KennyMan666 posted:

Every time I see stuff about doing your taxes in America I'm glad that in Sweden (and I'm sure many other countries) the process consists of logging into the website, taking a look at the numbers there, going "yeah that looks right" and submitting it with a digital signature. Takes about five minutes, no math needed.

They tried to do that in California, but the makers of tax software and lobbyist for accountants destroyed it.

https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2019/04/03/709656642/episode-760-tax-hero

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 16:33

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling

:doink:

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 07:11

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling

# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 07:51

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

idonotlikepeas posted:

Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)

Kirschen, this is a mess even for you. See me after class.

Nonsense, this is an election year? :confused:

The Kellies nomination: Most incomprehensible

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 10:41

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

OJ was framed by cops. That doesn't mean he wasn't guilty.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 13:30

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

OJ Simpson was a murderer who for some reason also was Nordberg in The Naked Gun.

He played football? :confused:

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 14:35

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Your Right To Choose What We Tell You

Are the Russian media agents just dictating Ted Ralls poo poo now?

# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 13:43

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 08:37

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

idonotlikepeas posted:

Clay Bennett

This is based on this cartoon. From what I read it was one of those xerox-lore cartoons that people copied and put up on office noticeboards in the 70s-80s.

Meh, boomer klurfs.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:24

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

JamesBont posted:

I know Soros is the big bad boogeyman that conservatives have convinced themselves is the secret puppet master behind everything from climate change to election rigging to why they have erectile disfunction.
But isn't Soros Jewish? Why would he support funding for a pro-Hamas protest? I know not every Jewish person supports Israel, but still...

Anything that destabilizes and weakens the US and the western world. Makes it smoother to roll out the NWO, and (((everyone))) in the ruling class gets to drink all the baby blood they want.

This is what Alex Jones, MTG and your racist uncle actually believes.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:26